Topic: DID EVERYONE DROP OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH????

Batman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*pounds head against wall*

Artemis: <sniff> I'm here. I'm writing sad stuff and crying like an idiot. . . so I'm not exactly great company. . .<g>

Batman: Don't make me come up there.

Artemis: hmmm. . . ;-)

hee-hee. . . I am simultaneously teary eyed AND laughing at myself. . . :D

Batman: *BEAR HUG*

FEEL BETTER.

NOW.

Or...else.

Artemis: <muffled> thank you. . . can't. . . breathe. . .

Batman: Urm…sorry...

*lets go*

I thought Amazons gave hugs that could crush a man's spine.

Artemis: hm. let's see. . .

Batman: HHHHUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRGGHHHHH!!!!!

*CRUNCH*

Batman: Worse...than...Bane...

*grglgbth*

Artemis: eek!

I broke him. . . curse my Amazonian strength!

Uh. . . <looks around>

Alfred?

Help? Please?

Batman: gghh...ouuhhhh......

*gurgle*

Martian Manhuntress: I'm here, Bats!!! And thanks for saving me!!!!

Batman: I think...that was...the last time....I hug you...

Goodbye...my...l...

*collapses into oblivion*

Batman quote:

Originally posted by Martian Manhuntress:
I'm here, Bats!!! And thanks for saving me!!!!

You're...welcome...

I'm...dying...

Artemis just...broke my...spine...

Artemis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MM! HELP! <sniff> I broke my favorite toy.

Batman: Isn't there...a...purple...ray...or something...on...Themyscira..?

The...pain...ooohhhh....

Batman: AM I COMPLETELY ALONE WITH A BROKEN SPINE???

*panics, sobs, claws the wall*

Artemis: Yeah, but the name is so stupid. . . that's what happens when we let little Miss "I'm the Goddesses' Champion" name things. . .

<Puts Batman in Invisible Jet and heads to Themyscira> and don't get me started on the stupidity of this jet. . . I can never see any of the controls. . .

Artemis: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
AM I COMPLETELY ALONE WITH A BROKEN SPINE???

*panics, sobs, claws the wall*

sobbing doesn't look good on you.

Batman: quote:

Originally posted by Artemis:
Yeah, but the name is so stupid. . . that's what happens when we let little Miss "I'm the Goddesses' Champion" name things. . .

<Puts Batman in Invisible Jet and heads to Themyscira> and don't get me started on the stupidity of this jet. . . I can never see any of the controls. . .

*relaxes*

mmmmh...Themyscira...

Martian Manhuntress: quote:

Originally posted by Batman:
AM I COMPLETELY ALONE WITH A BROKEN SPINE???

*panics, sobs, claws the wall*

I'll help you. *places hands on Batman's back. The pain instantly goes away and his spine is healed.*

There ya go!

Batman: whimpers

Thank you...

*Cyber hug*

*pulls back* Almost forgot...I don't hug...

I HATE MOUNTAIN DEW!!!

Artemis: Thanks MM!! Sorry Bats, no need to go to Themyscira after all! <shrugs> ;-)

Batman: *whimpers*

Batman: whimpers