Dateline - Swamphole, MS

The Hattiesburg Doublewides in conjunction with the
Michigan State Lottery Commission make the following
cuts to there roster:

Clyde Sukeforth, c
Bill Sweeney, 1b
Rube Bressler, of
Joe Berly, p
Erv Brame, p
Clise Dudley, p
Bob Osborn, p
Jack Ogden, p

And...

Sign these motherf@#$ers from the Mississippi State
Penile League:

Jim Levey, ss
Carey Selph, inf
Leo Magnum, p
Cy Moore, p
Leon Chagnon, p