September 1, 1930, St Louis, MO

"The City of St. Louis and its area communities are in an official 
state of mourning as the result of he injuy Al Simmons the Great received
today from of the sodomite protecting Harlem Knights."

"We pray and hope that our Bubonic Plague can stay strong and overcome
the loss of our beloved son, Al Simmons.  We call upon the Plague, in
particular Jimmie Foxx, Tony Lazzeri, Sammy West, and the ENTIRE
pitching staff to fill the void.  Sons of the Plague we are looking 
into a hellish hole."

"Do not forget that there is a bounty, Crowder."

(Incidently, nine years later 1 September 1939 the Germans invaded
Poland.  Here, on "1 September 1930" the greatest Polish DBS player is
knocked out by Crowder....)