WIRE REPORTS
9-12-30 1:37am EST Harlem, NY, USA-


Embattled Harlem Knights' pitcher Pat Caraway was
arrested late Sunday night after throwing an 
unidentifield man through a plate glass window at a
Harlem speak-easy.

Caraway, accompanied by a close friend, was apparently
enjoying the evening at Ray's Boom-Boom Room in Harlem
when a female fan approached him asking for an
autograph. She gleefully took it to her husband, who
was outraged when he saw it was signed "Walt Lerian". 
Lerian is a former Knights catcher who died last fall
in an automobile accident.

Words were exchanged, and the man was hurled through
the front window of the Boom-Boom Room.

Caraway was arrested and released on bond. 

Said Caraway, "Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him
back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a
while." 

He then stated, "Man, I hate white people". A
confusing statement from a caucasian.