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November 1, 2001
UF: Once Upon a tooth OR "what do you mean Ufferween was yesterday?" Susan stared into the fireplace and opened her book of halloween tales. It was a big book, full of really strange stories, none stranger than what happened during the full moon on UFferween night.... Setting:sometime after Susan's UFferween party... Julia settled into bed.The UFferween party at Susan's place had ended hours ago.She patted her stomach."I knew I shouldn't have eaten those apples I bobbed for" she said softly to the empty room. Its funny how styrofoam covered in red ceramic paint dosen't agree with some folk, isn't it? Putting down the bottle of pepto, she turned off the bedroom light and layed back onto the pillows closing her eyes. Suddenly a sound awoke her! Julia sat up and turned on the light. There before her was a shimmery figure.. "Laurie? is that you?" "Course not!! I only look like Laurie because Susan is writing this story and has to get as many buds into it as possible!" "Well, if your not Laurie, who are you?" "I am the tooth fairy! ". Julia checked her teeth by running her tongue across them. Nope, they were all there. "I didn't lose any teeth!" "The tooth fairy looked over her work order sheet."According to this, you are in possession of a tooth,dosen't matter if it came from your mouth or someone else's,(g) I have to pay you for it". "How much?" The tooth Fairy showed her the amount. "Hmmm," Replied Julia. "Can you make that in Canadian?" but we digress gentle readers.. certain events led up to Julia in bed.. NO!! not those events cause if it was those events, she would not be available for the rest of this story...Geez, these people always think its one of THOSE stories!!! LOL! **************************** Earlier that evening, at Susan's place..... The party was in full Ger, er... Gear......;) UFfers were rocking the knight away... or at least they would have been had this been one one *Those* stories!! but its not... Rae was at the snack table dipping her chip, as the conga line went by for the second time, with Lorelei leading the Dancing.....Biting into the chip she suddenly yelled out"OUCH!!" "What is it Rae?" Asked april who was making a guest appearence . "This was in the dip!!" Rae said holding out a tooth!. "Hey!! that tooth belongs to me!" said Julia rushing over. "Can you prove it?" Asked Jules,coming over with a card in her hand. "Well, I mean, its not MY tooth, it belongs to someone else actually!" At this point susan once again interfering with the flow of dialog yelled out"Hey! anyone here missing a tooth?" suffice to say, April had her hands full trying to grab Susan out of this story. Jules squinted her eyes. and started reading Julia her Canadian charter of rights rights.The Canadian version of the miranda rights. Gail was putting her cup in and out of the punch bowl, when she overheard what was going on. "Is this Miranda an UFfer?" she asked,before she left again. Janet who up to this point in the party had been lurking,lurked some more... Jules continued with her interrogation"Tell us the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!". "You know I think if you hold the tooth up to your ear you can hear the ocean!" Said Susan as April dragged her away before she could interfere with any more flow of dialog...... "Well, it came nicely wrapped in this watchcase!" Julia said. Suddenly a tall gentleman came forward.He had a somewhat shaven head, very blue eyes, and an english accent."I wondered where that had gotten off to ! you know I was looking everyplace for that case,so i could put this pocketwatch inside!" just at that very moment another person entered the room.tall, blond without an *E* at the end,extreamly attractive.He stepped over to Julia and took the watchcase from her hand. "Best give that to me or dad will be giving me that same gift again!" With that, they both left. Suddenly Julia awoke with a start,she would have awoke with an end, BUTT that would have to be for a slightly different story.. (g) This story is getting curiouser and curiouser, dontcha think? "What the heck was that suppose to be about?" (Everyone reading this shook thier heads trying to figure that out as well.) She wondered,wiping the sleep from her eyes.Then thinking"Oh yeah, Susan didn't have time to actually write a long halloween story this year so she put together this nonsense in my head". And so folks that brings us back to the very beginning of our story.Whats that you say? you missed it? Here its printed out...
................. Several Uffers at this point grabbed the printed out story and place it in thier mini paper shredders... and so anotherUfferween goes by.... Love and Hugs, susan |