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Date: 4/8/00 4:23:24 PM Central Daylight Time
From: [email protected]
"Love From The Heart"
By: Susan Ellen Field
This is a story created for the "Tight Places' challenge.......
all FK characters belong to James D Parriott.
Like i am sooooo sure he would really let me use them for this!!"............
permission to post everyplace :)
Dedicated to Gail, who got my brain working on this,whatever......... :)
Gentle readers :)
Imagine if you will, a place in the not too distant future.a place where
tight places still exist!
Settle down, smoke em, if you have em, cause you are about to enter a strange
world., a world that exists only in the twisted mind of Susan............
The year is undetermined,as time as we know it does not exist in bizzare
worlds,well, unless its a chat time,in that case it does!
The place is a laboratory,far below the earth,well protected from any dawn
that would come.
Scientists gather around as they prepare to carry out the never before tried,
really weird experiment!!!(well, okay so maybe it was tried a few times
before!! geez you guys are picky!!!)
A quiet male figure lay upon a table.Feet lifted up and placed into
stirrups,allowing the scientists access, and maybe Lora.
Nodding to each,the scientist at the far end of the room carried over the
test tube that contained what would be injected into the test subject.
"Here goes!" She said, slowly releasing the contents.
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"The two tiny figures awoke in a dim tunnel.
"Lacroix? what happened? where are we?"
"Hmmmmmm, Well Nicholas, I could be mistaken, but it appears that we have
been cloned,and then reduced to the size of a puncutation mark and placed
within the body of
someone".
"What?, Who would do that to us?"
"It would appear that Susan has written this".
"Are you sure?" because she dosent ever use punctuation marks, or any other
kind of normal sentencing guidelines!".
Lacroix looked lovingly at his son."Nicholas, who else would write anything
this strange?"
Nicholas nodded in understanding, as did everyone reading up to this point.
"Okay, so we are here, wherever *here* is! but why?".
"It appears that awhile ago, Gail came in and out, reawakening the Uffers
desire to write all manner of us *doing it*and so Susan, being thusly and
THRUSTLY inspired, has placed us in the darkest tightest place she could
think of!'
"You mean?"
"Exactly!!" We are at this very moment, inside the butt cavity of my body!!"
"Oh Shit!!" cried out Nicholas.
"Relax my son, I am sure that we are safe from that particular body function.
"Are you sure?"
"Pretty sure. Past fan fiction has assurred me that Vampires lose the ability
to produce waste matter as mortals do".
"Come, we must move along".Lacroix said, taking hold of his sons hand as they
navigated thier way through the inner workings of Lacroixs body.
They walked past all kinds of stuff.
Liver,gallbladder,intestines.A kidney,some farvel beans and a good chianti.
Suddenly they manuevered thier way to the cold dead heart.It was here that
they would bond.
Laying his creation softly down upon the soft flesh, He slowly set about
removing his clothing.
Lacroix opened the silk shirt to reveal the perfect chest and glistening skin.
Then he slid the pants down and off, followed by the silk shorts,showing that
his Nicholas
Was very well endowed and more than ready for action!
Lacroix,taking off his own clothing,he too had the stuff needed to do the
deed!
He layed down on top of his Nicholas, and began placing feather light kisses
upon every part of his body.
Well, after all the usual this and that,(which shall be included in every
other Uffers tight places storys), Lacroix got down to the nitty gritty and
plundered the even tighter place inside of Nicholas!!!
Just at the point of mutual climax,they both felt a giant sized Thump that
threw them to the sides of the body!!
"Oh man!!" forgot about that one heartbeat thing every ten minutes!"exclaimed
Nicholas.
Lacroix, rubbing his sore appendage,shook his head sadly.
"And here I thought we had made the Earth move!"
"Er. Lacroix? "
"Yes?"
"Do you hear that sound?"
It was loud, it was foul , it was a large thundering sound that boomed
throughout the entire cavety...... it was........
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"I thought you told me vampires can't do *THAT*!
"I said we do not produce solid waste matter, nothing was said of"........
The pair, swiftly grabbing thier clothing, dressed as they ran, or face
extinction from This, the most fearsome enemy they could face, namely
VAMPIRE GAS!"
Nicholas and Lacroix covered thier faces with thier shirts,as they ran
towards the light..
Suddenly Nicholas stopped,there was a something up ahead.
"Lacroix?' its the guide!,I have the choice again!!"
Lacroix trying not to be overcome by the impending fumes, looked..
It could have been a guide, it was a long figure,had leather around
it...........
"Nicholas!!!" that is no guide! thats my PENIS!!!!"
(The penis moment is dedicated to Lora, who in turn will use it to make sure
Janet is still in the chat)......................
"Its pointing the way Lacroix! We must go!"
The pair ran faster and faster.........just as they almost reached the dark
tight opening, they were flung back by two large round things marked #11 and
# 12!
Dazed by the heavy sacs,the pair attempted to compose themselves!!"
"Quickly Nicholas!! We must navigate our way across the erection before the
the Balls swing back again!!!"
Nicholas and Lacroix hung *tightly* to each other as the inched thier way
across.
Nicholas was growing weaker, the fumes beginning to overtake him!
Gasp, cough, gag.............
The end was certain!!(at least thats what the readers hoped for as they got
this far!!)
suddenly, The pair reached the tip, and then fell to the floor below, going
unnoticed by the group that collected in the room.
"We made it Lacroix!! we are safe!'
Yes my son, eternity is indeed ours to enjoy
foreverAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
It was indeed a sad moment, as a large shoe was brought down upon the pair.
(most likely worn by someone in charge of the Sci-fi channel!)...... snuffing
them out.................
However!! on the bottom of the shoe, a foot twitched!!!
Could this be a new beginning?
HMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
The end
well, now that your all done gagging, you can return to your regularly
scheduled slash fic :)
HUGS!
susan
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