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Date: 6/17/01 3:49:01 PM Central Daylight Time From: [email protected] "Father's Day *Take* 2001" By: Susan Ellen Field Dedicated to every UFfer that has the courage to continue reading my storys! and also has the courage to sign on for WAR where dialog kinda like this happens!! LOL! and to Julesbud, who has through her incredible slants, given me the idea for this! Disclaimer:No FK character included within belong to me, cause if they did, I would be using them in new movies right now! All UFfers used without permission as always (G) Beta read? LOLOLOLOL!!! ***************************************************** SPECIAL NOTE: there might be some scenes that are not included in this story.. mostly because Susan has decided to skip to the good stuff! :) "Anyone know why we are here?" Asked Julia sitting in Susan's apt, along with tons of other UFfers that would or would not show up throughout this story! Les picked up the paper.. "Says here that we have all been invited to a special screening of a thought to be *missing* directors cut of the Father's Day episode of FK!!" ""You mean its another thing we do not have?" "Says here in small print, "Yeah, thats right! its something you do not have, and after watching it,you will be glad for it!" A hush fell through the melincoly halls of Collinwood..(OH Wait!!) wrong show! LOL!! carry on... We see a large table... lots of people sitting, listening to a old guy who is coughing all over them giving them this speech about *family*! suddenly we see Gail come in and out long enough to hand the old Guy a bottle of cough suppressant and a tissue... Lorelei handed the box of popcorn over to Marilyn, who in turn handed it over to julia.. everyone agreed the popcorn had a unique flavor,color and texture to it, but no one could quite name what it might be... "These are several *snippets" of dialog that were taken out and replaced by later lines I have been told!" Said April, sitting back in her seat. Lacroix: "So,Its question time,I can tell cause mickeys little hand and big hand are both on the 12!"..... Lacroix announces:"Ring,we have a caller.and the caller says; (suddenly a voice with a brooklyn accent (G) breaks in... " Yeah, I would like to order a xtra large pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni ". "Wow! I had no idea *That was in the original script!!" said Lora,wondering if that pizza got delivered anyway, and if anyone saved her a piece. "Lacroix: Every parent Wants something in return, love, loyalty,someone to dump the garbage when the can gets full".... Well folks as we all know, THAT line got changed!! :) Intermission... Julia, turned on a nearby lamp... the Uffers had been watching for sometime and hadn't noticed that knight had fallen.. (susan took a moment to see if maybe he had fallen on her lap, but unfortunatly, that was not the case) Jules drew closer to the screen, a pivitol scene in the "Fathers Day" ep was about to be shown, as it was originally meant to be seen .... We see Nicholas walking really fast down a long dark alley.. we are guessing he might have had to go to the bathroom and was rushing to find a nearby rest room or big bush..., but then its remembered by writers that Vampires are suppose to lose that particular function after being brought across, so they re-wrote it ...... But before they did.... Suddenly,Lacroix appears...He seems a little pissed.. hmmm, maybe HE was looking for a mens room too? anyhow... "Lacroix: Where have you been?" "I was just out taking a leak.. er.. walking, yeah, thats right, walking"... Lacroix looks over at a large bulge in Nicholas's suit.. NO!! higher up!!! :) geez guys! concentrate!! LOL!! "What is that?' Nicholas ignores the question... Lacroix pointing his finger.. "NO!! not THAT one!!" He asks again... "I will NOT ask you again!" "Hey! newsflash pop!! you just did!!" answers Nicholas...'nah, nah, nah nah, nah! " Its at this point that our Nicholas (G) puts his hand in his pocket and pulls out a huge bag!! "Lacroix: "Re-written parts of "Fears Of The Knight?" Nicholas still searches for a conclusion?" "Why didn't you tell me that you have been to Aprils house and took these from her computer hard drive after draining her enough to steal them?" There is no need of secrets between us!" Suddenly, Lacroix slaps Nick really hard across the face, and knocks him against a wall. Well guys, if this was a true UF story, certain other things would happen here BUTT... :O "This is how you repay me? "This has nothing to do with you, anyhow I was going to send you a forward of the chapters after I read them!!" "I gave you life, i gave you that birthday party you asked for 110 years ago! I gave you eternal protection, (By the way, got any protection left? (G) I sent you printouts from the UF chats!" Anyhow, you will stop this pathetic search for the conclusion of Fears!" "Do what you want pop, but I will keep trying to get that dang story finished!!".. with that Nicholas runs off leaving Lacroix a bit peed.. er... peeved, yeah thats right, peeved...(G) a short time later, Nicholas arrives home.. he needs fast cash to get out of town.. a short time later.. Nick leaves for the harbor where he is getting into a large steamer trunk... "Excuse me? this one is taken!! find your own buddy!" says Jules!! Julia popping more popcorn in her mouth says"wow! i didn't know you were in this ep originally jules!!" "Oh yeah,got *bumped* out by the final shooting... Nicholas bends down, "Are you sure you can't fit me in there? I have to get to Chicago!! "You mean this trunk isn't going to Toronto?" Shit!!! intermission.... "I must say, this is really something! I never imagined so much got changed in the final draft!" "Jules took another swallow of beer.."Oh yeah, by the time you get to the sixth or seventh draft.. things really start to change!!" :) Later we see Nicholas arriving and the young Guy (pre coughing and gagging all over everyone days, greets him!) "Here drink some of this!" He hands Nicholas over a bottle.. "I have an arraingement with the hospital".. "Geez, I hate hospital food!!" Said Nicholas, making a face after the first ten swallows... ................................................... A short time later Lacroix and Janette were hot on the trail... and they even spent a bit of time searching for Nicholas too! Well suffice to say, Nicholas was found by pop and big sis... and.... 'How did you find me?" "Oh paleeze!! didn't you get the page of script with the big X on it that said "find Nicholas here?" Nicholas tries to get away.. ""Lets not make a scene,just hand over those "Fears" pages!! Lacroix suddenly reaches into his pocket!! (i know what your thinking! but this is a PG rated story!!) Nicholas rolls his eyes around... "Gads, your not giving me back that watch again, are you pop?" "I wouldn't want to hold it against you!" Nicholas looks him over, "what would you like to hold against me instead?".. (Well had to get some UFfishness into it, right?") "Just take it or you ruin the final act of this episode!" "okay already,give me the watch"... Intermission: Well folks, since we dont really need to get into alot of extrainious scenes or susan's lack of grammer,spelling etc... We have decided to just skip along to well, basically the last scene... so here goes!! (a sigh if relief fills the readers!!) Lacroix is doing his nightcrawler routine.. and suddenly He see's his boy.. :) "whats this gentle listeners? a visiter? "Nope sorry, I'm just the exterminator, i was sent here to get rid of (looks at his paper) oh yeah, nightcrawlers?" "You know, I think i saw footage of that scene some time ago" Said Lora, wiping off the cheese and cracker from her lap... Well folks, after several re-writes it was decided that Lacroix's visitor should be his son... Tossing assorted "Fears" chapters on Lacroix's desk, Lacroix picks them up. "Happy Fathers Day" lacroix shuts off the live mic... "I'm not coming back to you, i just thought you would like to read that'... Nicholas Walks out just as Gail walks in..... "You'll be back Nicholas, I can wait!, I mean "Fears should be done in the next millenium, right?" Lacroix flips open to the last known written chapter of Fears, that leaves everyone asking "Where the heck is the rest?" And Lacroix looks down at the scribbled last page where it says" Forever" Then the camera pans down really slowly to the fine print on the page above the *Forever* where it reads: Want to know how long it will take to finish this story?" "Oh man like I am so weak from watching That! it was so eye opening!!" Said Lorelei who hummed to the closing "Dance" music over the credits.... "Well, guess thats all folks, said Julia, as she started to clean the plates and remaing popcorn ... suddenly she spotted an empty bag in the kitchen... "SUSAN!!!!! yeah, it seems that the popcorn was actually recycled fish bowl rocks... dontcha think it makes the popcorn pretty colors? :) The End.... Well UFfers, thats it for Fathers Day! stick around for the next holiday where I shall torment you with more!!! xoxoxoxoxox susan |