Disclaimer: All the characters that will appear in this story/msting are copyright to their original creators, any mention of songs, movies, animés, books and so on are all copyright to their original creators, this is the final episode of MSI:3K (for just now anyway) so everyone say 'Aww!' and get ready for one wild ride

(Satellite of Love)

Extra room was provided by opening up the all the doors on the bridge, everyone was spilling all over the place. "I have to admit, this is overkill" said Joel as he struggled to find Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot. "Yeah, how did everyone get up here?" asked Tom. "Dr. F went and opened vortexes all over the place and dragged everyone back here for one last MST" explained Mike as he pushed through the crowd. "So who is here?" asked Crow. The random people who contribute to crowds vanished leaving Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Ash, Misty, Brock, Dr. Forrester, TV's Frank, Dr. Robotnik, Jessie and James all standing in a line. "Wow, I hope there's enough room in the theatre for all these people" said Joel. "Don't worry everyone'll get the chance to say something funny" explained Joel. "Well I guess since everyone's here we should get started" said Mike rubbing his hands. "Yeah, what story did you send us Dr. F?" asked Joel when he saw the green-coated scientist. "The machine was programmed to find something above forty-kilobytes and automatically send it, once we've finished the story the vortexes will return us all to our proper places" replied Forrester. The commercial light started flashing and, after struggling through the crowd, Mike pressed it.

(Insert Commercial Here)

"Ok, the machine is sending the story, get into the theatre in a calm manner" said Joel with a chuckle. Lights and klaxons blared through the ship and a mad rush developed through the theatre doors. "We got Lemon sign!".

(Door Sequence)

Door 7: A dog bone, what else?
Door 6: A travel agents advertising 'Visit beautiful Ground Zero'!
Door 5: A poster for Sonic X, shrugging at the plug you move on!
Door 4: The question to the meaning of life, the universe and everything!
Door 3: The answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything!
Door 2: A sign saying This is the 52nd MSTing!
Door 1: A sign saying 'All your MSTings are belong to us'!

(The theatre, everyone rushes madly to a seat, luckily there is just enough for everyone, boy this is gonna be fun, everyone throws popcorn at the screen as the credits roll up!)

>YKYWTMSMW . . . you actually consider taking out an ad in an

Joel: Paper that says 'If you take an ad with us you are already desperate'

>adult newspaper that reads 'Wanted:long-haired Asian schoolgirl

Mike: For Lemon/Ecchi fic, must have no personal taste

>for threesome. BYOF.' *sigh* Anyone else have this problem?

Tom: Nope, but then we're all sane

>Enjoy my insane dream.

Crow: Don't worry we'll try not to

>Sailor Chibi Kamen's Theatre Erotique

Sonic: Enter at your own risk

>presents

Tails: A Midsummer Nights Dream?

>The Gift

Knuckles: Set right after 'Scorpion II'

>a tale of love and trust

Amy: And how easily it is broken

>************************************************************

Ash: I refuse to believe anyone, willingly, wanted to star in this

>Mamoru arrived home after a very long day. First his

Misty: Daughter wanted to screw him, what next?

>bike wouldn't start and he'd had to take the bus to school.

Brock: Those pedals, try them

>His professor had singled him out for being late and assigned

Jessie: No Lemons for a month
James: No wonder he looks so upset

>him a six page essay on the importance of promptness, due next
>week.

Forrester: I could write six pages in ONE DAY never mind a whole week

(I wasn't even the last one into class!) he thought to

Frank: Murder his teacher

>himself as he fussed with his keys, dropping them with a loud
>jangle.

Robotnik: (Mamoru, shouting) Jeez! I hope the neighbours didn't hear that!

>As he bent to retrieve them, he saw the lights inside
>his apartment go out.

Joel: He forgot to pay for electricity again!

>(Intruders! Kuso! I moved into this building because it
>had better security. Well, they picked the wrong guy to fuck

Tom: (Some guy) But our information said he was definitely into Yaoi fics!

>with, especially today!( Silently he turned the already unlocked
>knob.

Crow: He loves playing with his knob
Sonic: Crow, you're disgusting
Crow: You get used to it

>"All right, motherfuckers! Come out with your hands up!"

Tails: Who taught him gutter language?
Sonic: DIC most likely

>he shouted as he sprang into the entryway, striking a fighting
>stance.

Tails: Everybody is Kung Fu fighting

>The lights snapped on suddenly.

Knuckles: (Picard) There are FOUR lights!

>"Happy Birthday, Mamorukun!!!" minna exclaimed.

Amy: (Mina) And we have a treat in store for you

>"Happy Birthday, Mamochan!" squealed the blonde streak
>who threw herself against his chest.

Ash: Splat

>"Arigato, Usako." His arms enveloped her and he kissed
>the top of her head. He looked around the room at his assembled
>friends. "Arigato, minna. Demo, my birthday was in August."

Misty: Some people just can't appreciate a good thing when it happens

>"We know," Minako grinned. "How else were we supposed
>to surprise you?"

Brock: Organise another Senshi Orgy?

>"So, you're responsible, ne?" Mamoru smiled. I might
>have known only you and Usako would be crazy enough to try
>this. I thought you were burglars."

Forrester: (Minako) We have that effect on people

>"Actually, it was all of them," Hotaru piped up. She
>looked super-kawaii in an orchid-colored gypsy dress. "You
>know, the inners."

Frank: (Hotaru) Yeah, don't turn your back on those 'outers' for a second or else they'll get you!

>"Yeah, Amichan even put down her books to help with the
>streamers!"

Jessie: In a shocking development Ami actually DID something
James: I knew she would come through in the end

>Makoto jibed. Ami, in an uncharacteristic display,

Robotnik: Did nothing

>threw an ice cube at her. It landed in the ample cleavage her
>tight, green chenille sweater exposed. Blushing, she ran into
>the kitchen.

Joel: That'll be funny when it melts

>"Reichan blew up most of the balloons, 'cause she's so
>full of hot air," Usagi joked, still clinging to her love's

Mike: (Barging in with a bowl of nachos) The Sailor V game? Tom: Nice of you to FINALLY join us

>arm. She wore a pink angora sweater and skirt set.

Crow: It's Ed Wood Jr, RUN!

>Matching

Ash: Skirts?

>bows were tied around her odango and streamers of pink ribbon
>twined the length of her pigtails.

Misty: We should discuss hair tips sometime

>"You are _so_ lucky she's not here to hear you say that,"

Brock: (Usagi, sarcastically) Yeah, otherwise she'd do one of her, oh so effective attacks

>Minako said from her seat on the couch. "She'd probably whack
>you on the head again." She wore a white velvet turtleneck and
>blue leggings.

Jessie: I'm glad we're being told what they're wearing
James: Not that it makes much difference since they'll be naked by the end

>"Iie. She'd just stick out her tongue." Usagi turned back
>to Mamoru. "Rei had to go to dance class. She'll be back around
>seven."

Forrester: (Mamoru, evilly) Then I can have my way with her

>"Dance class? On top of kenpo twice a week?" Mamoru shook
>his head. "She's getting as obsessed with her physical workouts

Frank: Well she has to keep that 'body' in shape

>as Ami used to be with her mental ones." A few bits of ice found
>their way down the back of his shirt. "Itai! I said '_used_ to
>be!' "

Robotnik: Oh those Ice-Cubes will find another use quite soon

>Ami, in a muted rose-colored dress that showed her figure
>without being too revealing, giggled miscieviously.

Joel: (Ami) I've got more Ice, in fact I'm practically made of the stuff
Tom: That would explain the 'Ice Queen' act

>"That was

Mike: Not funny

>for picking on Rei when she's not here to defend herself. _This_
>is for me." A plum-sized block of ice materialized in Mamoru's
>pants.

Crow: That's not how you use it Mamoru!
Sonic: I don't know why but I just feel like calling him 'Kangaroo-san'

>A slightly pained look crossed Mamoru's face. "Sumimasen,
>minna. I'll be right back." He ran into the bathroom.

Tails: Sadly it was gone by the time he arrived

>Minna burst into laughter after he closed the door.
>"Ami, that was just wrong. After all, he is the guest of

Knuckles: Satan's school for girls

>honor," Michiru chided. She looked cool and elegant in a pale
>yellow dress. A teardrop aquamarine set in platinum sparkled
>around her neck.

Amy: Someone must've gave her a pearl necklace

>Haruka sat next to her, in a royal blue shirt and beige
>trousers. Her single earring glittered in the fading sunlight

Ash: Even the sun is trying to escape

>that streamed through the window. "Michiru, yamete. It was all
>in good fun. Besides, he deserved it."

Misty: He didn't even do anything

>Before anything further could be said there was a knock
>at the door.

Brock: Guess the police finally caught on, they always wondered why so many girls ended up here

>(Now, who could that be?) Usagi wondered. (Setsuna isn't
coming and it's far too early for Rei to be here.) She called
>out, "Mamochan, are you expecting anyone?"

Jessie: (Mamoru) My new porn magazines are being delivered
James: (Mamoru) My daughter from the future is usually here by now for her 'lesson'

>"Iie," he shouted back.
>Usagi went to the door and looked through the peephole.

Forrester: Hey quit peeking

>A violet eye, larger than life, glared back at her. "Yaaaah!"

Frank: Oh my god it's the Power Rangers

>"Hime, daijobu desu ka?" Haruka jumped to her feet.
>"Hai, daijobu," Usagi called. She opened the door.
>"Don't do that, bitch!"

Joel: Well I'm glad to see everyone is acting perfectly normally

>Rei stood in the hallway, an evil grin on her face.
>"Nice to see you too, slut."

Mike: (Usagi) Hey I'm not a slut, oh wait I am, how could I be so intensely stupid
Tom: It comes naturally

>"You should talk. Why're you a half-hour early?"

Crow: It sounds like they don't want her here

>"Caught a ride, no time to change," was Rei's answer as
>she glided into the apartment.

Sonic: Who let Rei fly a plane?

>Rei's entrance drew a whistle of appreciation from

Tails: All the guys

>Haruka. "I thought you were at dance class." She arched an
>eyebrow. "Hard to dance in that getup, ne?"

Knuckles: Not really, since she wasn't wearing it

>The 'getup' to which Haruka referred was an exquisite
>kimono of wine-colored silk, with pink and ivory chrysanthemums

Amy: Guess he must've had 'Jane's Book of Plants' lying around
Ash: As well as a box of tissues

>embroidered on it. A stylized phoenix graced the back. Rei's
>obsidian tresses were pinned up using black laquered sticks

Misty: Well at least she isn't an 'onyx-cut creature'

>with gold flowers hanging from the ends. Her face was powdered
>white, her eyes were lined in black, and her lips were painted
>scarlet.

Brock: Fashion advice provided by Hexadecimal

>Rei shrugged at the older woman's question. "Not really."
>She paused, tilting her head to one side. "Exactly what type
>of dance do you think I'm taking?"

Forrester: Let me guess, ballet?
Frank: No, exotic

>Now it was Haruka's turn to shrug her shoulders. "Dunno.
>My mom pushed me into ballet briefly, so I guess that's what I
>automatically pictured."

Jessie: And you know what they say when you jump to conclusions
James: Don't worry the conclusion of this will come as no surprise

>The miko tried to picture the tomboy in a tutu and burst
>out laughing. When she was again able to speak, she apologized.

Joel: (Haruka) I just remembered it was a really funny joke I was told

>"Gomen ne. I've been studying traditional dance for years, as
>part of my training. My class was chosen to perform at the
>Winter Festival. We had dress rehersal today."

Mike: The festival got a chilly reception however. Thank you

>Exclamations of congratulations came from minna.

Tom: (Minna) Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>"So, when were you going to tell us?" Mina asked.

Crow: (Rei) When Satan goes to work with a snow-plough

>"I assumed Usachan had said something by now. I called
>her as soon as I found out."

Ash: But Usagi, being Usagi...

>Minna looked at Usagi, who shrugged sheepishly. "I
>forgot?"

Misty: We told you so

>Rei rolled her eyes. "While you are all arguing, I'm
>going to change. Usachan, can I borrow something? I left my
>bag in sensei's car."

Brock: And I bet the old perverts sniffing her stuff out

>"I don't think you'll find anything that fits. We don't
>wear the same size anymore, ne?"

Sonic: Yeah Rei is further on in her development than Usagi

>"So it'll be short and tight," Rei grinned. "What else
>is new? Be right back, minna." She floated into the bedroom

Tails: Interesting trick she has there, how does she stay afloat?

>where she knew Usagi kept a few outfits. Moments later, a
>shriek was heard, followed by a yell of surprise. The door
>opened and the dark-haired woman ran out, cheeks flushed,

Knuckles: What I want to know is why HE is going through Usagi's drawer?

>dark eyes sparkling. "Gomen, gomen!" she called behind her,
>stifling her giggles. "U-SA-GI! Why didn't you tell me he was
>in there?!"

Amy: (Usagi) Duh! You never asked

>Usagi burst into laughter. "Ara! He must have needed dry
>pants after Ami's little stunt...." She quickly filled Rei in
>on what had happened.

Forrester: It all happened a long time ago, in a Lemon far away

>"Beautiful!" Rei clapped her hands as she laughed.

Frank: Are they all into old College pranks?

>"Arigato, Amichan. I wish I'd been here to see it." Ami just
>smiled, satisfied.

Jessie: (Ami) It's a living
James: Sadly we HAD to see it

>Mamoru burst out of his bedroom, tucking his shirt.
>"What the _hell_ was _that,_ Reichan?"

Joe: (Rei) If you don't know, how should I know?

>Still giggling, Rei exclaimed, "Oh puh-leeze! Like I
>haven't seen you naked before.

Mike: (Rei) We've all done Lemons at one time or another, right Usagi?

>Anyway, it was an accident.

Tom: Yeah, a likely story

>I needed to borrow a change of clothes from Usagi, " she
>explained.

Crow: None of it fits her and she always complains about the stuff anyway

>He looked over her traditional attire. "Leave it on,"
>he said softly, "it suits you."

Sonic: Stop coming onto her

>"The least I can do after walking in on you, ne? All
>right, but if it gets stained you pay for the cleaning."

Tails: Yeah I'm sure he's loaded

>She turned her back to him. "Help me get these damn pins out
>of my hair?"

Amy: Please stick them into her skull

>"Um, okay. Let's go into the bedroom. I need to ask you
>something _in private,_ he emphasized for minna's benefit.

Ash: (Mamoru, yelling) NOTHING PRIVATE GOING ON MINA!!

>The pair entered Mamoru's bedroom. Rei sat in front of
>the vanity Usagi had set up for her frequent visits. Mamoru
>stood behind her and began taking the ornaments from her hair.

Misty: He should line them up on the mantlepiece they might be valuable one day

>"Iie. The _pins._ "

Brock: (Mamoru, evilly) What!? Oh are they sticking your hair!?

>"Nan?"

Forrester: Bread

>Rei reached up, felt around briefly and pulled out a
>black hairpin which had previously been invisible. "There's a
>few dozen of these holding my hair around the sticks. That's
>why I needed your help."

Frank: She's to lazy to do it herself

>"Oh." He searched, and found two. Pulling them out, he
>continued. "Did Usagi tell you what she had planned for tonight?"

Jessie: Orgies, lots and lots of orgies
James: (Mamoru) So my life hasn't been a total waste

>Rei feigned innocence. "I haven't the faintest idea what
>you mean." She batted her wide eyes.

Joel: (Sarcastically) She just exudes innocence

>"You mean you won't tell me."
>"I've been sworn to secrecy, on my honor as a senshi."

Mike: Whoever made her a Senshi is rolling in his/her grave

>She grinned. "Besides, I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise."

Tom: Try to act surprised, even though we know what's coming

>He groaned. "The last time Usako surprised me I nearly
>got food poisoning."

Crow: (Usagi) Akane said that stuff was safe to eat

>"Then it's a good thing Makochan and Hotaruchan did all
>the cooking, ne? Are you done yet?"

Ash: (Mamoru) Nope, got a few more strokes
Brock: Thanks for that image

>"Last one, I think." Mamoru dropped the pins on the table.

Misty: (Mamoru) Well that doesn't normally happen

>He pulled the ornaments from her hair and watched the silken
>mass fall, obscuring the firebird on her back. His sapphire
>gaze roamed over her, taking in her fragile features ... her
>soft, red pout ... the graceful slope of her neck ... the
>subtle way her kimono curved over her breasts....

Sonic: The boring way in which the author describes everything...the sickness washing over the audience

>Rei watched Mamoru in the mirror. She followed his hands
>as they stroked her hair, seeking stray hairpins. Her lips
>parted slightly and her eyelids grew heavy as she remembered
>his gentle caresses ... their passionate lovemaking ... how he

Tails: Felt really grossed out afterwards

>held her afterwards, as her legs and womanhood ached, and told
>her things she could no longer remember....

Knuckles: (Rei) They weren't important anyway

>Reflections of amethyst and sapphire met and locked. In
>that moment, there were no more secrets, no more hidden feelings.

Amy: (Rei, angry) Mamoru I hate you and want you to die!

>Meanwhile, in the kitchen...

Forrester: Goku and Vegeta had another eating contest

>"Usagi, quit eating the jade shrimp!" Mako yelled,
>slamming her fist on the counter. "You've eaten a dozen
>already!"

Frank: (Usagi, whiney) But I need more for my big Lemon scene later!

>"Makochan, I'm so hungryyyyy!" Usagi whined. "You know
>they're my favorite. You should have made more!"
>"Everything is your favorite, Usagichan," Mako goaded.

Jessie: (Mako) You've ate everything from the Hasperat Souffle to the Blood Pie
James: Are we allowed to use 'Star Trek' jokes?

>"Just leave some for the others, please," Hotaru said.

Joel: Yeah good luck there she eats more than a Saiya-jin

>"We put a lot of hard work into dinner and it would be a shame
>if no one else got any."

Mike: At least the person who IS eating isn't complaining

>"I think I liked you better as a shy, quiet kid," grumbled
>Usagi.

Tom: (Hotaru) Yeah and I liked you before the big attitude and bigger hair

>Minako wandered into the room and snagged a salmon hand
Crow: That's some freaky mutation

>roll from the tray of sushi. "Mmm..."

Sonic: (Minako) Frozen fish my favourite!

>"Minakochan, not you too!" the brunette groaned.

Tails: She'll do a lot more of that later

>"Well, I'm hungry!"
>"We all are, but we're waiting for Mamoru," Mako snapped.
>"What's taking him so long, anyway?"

Knuckles: He has an appointment with some mammaries

>"He's helping Rei take down her hair. In the *bedroom,*
>Mina teased. "You don't suppose...."

Amy: (Mina) She's dying her hair AGAIN!

>"Don't even start, Minako. I trust both of them implicitly,"

Ash: I think her trust was, slightly, misplaced

>Usagi stated, reaching for another shrimp.
>"USAGI!" Mako shrieked. "GET YOUR HANDS OFF THOSE SHRIMP!"

Brock: (Laughing) Oh my god, how many times do you think she's heard that?

>Usagi paused, her prize halfway to her open mouth. Her
>blue eyes grew wide as saucers.

Misty: The difference being?

>She moved her hand a fraction

Forrester: 8/14 was the movement

>of an inch toward her mouth and Makoto growled. Quickly she
>replaced the morsel on the tray. "Gomen!" she squeaked.

Frank: I swear if I hear another, attempted, Japanese phrase I'll scream!

>Ami walked in, blushing. Mina noticed first. "Doushita
>no, Amichan?"

Frank: AARRGGHH!
Jessie: She's right, it is quite shit
James: You're not allowed to swear

>"Haruka just invited me back to the house for a menage
>a trois." She turned scarlet from the tips of her ears to her
>slightly exposed chest. "I _hope_ she was joking."

Joel: Trust us, she wasn't

>"Ano...she does have a thing for blue-haired water
>elementals," joked Hotaru.

Mike: (Ami, sarcastically) Yeah lap it up it's just so FUNNY isn't it!

>Mina looked at her watch. "How long can it take to pull
>out those damn chopsticks? Don't they have any consideration
>for our stomachs?!"

Tom: There'll be plenty of time for that later

>"Mamoru did say he needed to talk to Rei," Ami reminded
>her.

Crow: (Mina) Yeah but it's been three paragraphs already!

>Usagi smiled to herself. (So far, so good.)

Ash: (Usagi) Now if I could just remember what the plan was in the first place

>Meanwhile, in the living room...

Misty: (Bored audience) When is this story going to end!!??

>"Haruka, you're incorrigible," Michiru chided.
>"Some would say my sense of humor is my best feature,"
>the blonde woman replied with a smirk.

Brock: Somehow I doubt that

>"Mmm...I was thinking more along the lines of your
>tongue."

Sonic: Well maybe, I was thinking lower down

>"Doushite?"
>"Because what you do with it is nothing short of magic."
>Michiru snuggled against her love. Suddenly she looked very
>serious. "Who are these 'some' who prefer your sense of humor?"

Tails: (Haruka) A couple of people trapped in a Satellite forced to read cheesy Fanfics

>"Nani? Michi, I was just kidding." Haruka had an uneasy
>feeling that her little joke was about to backfire.

Knuckles: As long as the shrimp doesn't

>The aqua-haired beauty burst out laughing. " 'Ruka, you
>should see your face. I really had you going there, didn't I?"

Amy: (Haruka) Yeah! Considering I don't know what you're drivelling about

>"Mou...you're so bad. You'll get yours later."
>"Why not right now? We're alone," Michiru whispered in
>Haruka's ear, her breath hot and sweet. Her tongue darted out
>and gently licked the other woman's ear. She nuzzled her lover's
>neck. "I love you, Ten'ou Haruka."

Forrester: (Michiru) Well I hate you, and get your tongue out of my ear

>"And I you, Kaioh Michiru." Harkua tenderly drew Michiru's
>head to hers. Their lips parted simultaneously. The blonde's
>tongue slipped into her love's mouth slowly, tasting her lips
>as it went. The tip danced with Michiru's tongue.

Frank: Look they're doing ballet

>Michiru moaned lightly and tangled her fingers in the
>short, sandy hair. Her other hand ran down Haruka's back. Her
>nails dug in slightly, making the blonde shiver.

Jessie: (Haruka) Ugh! I know you're enjoying this but I kinda need my skin!
James: Yeah, blood loss is just so sexy

>Haruka's hand

Joel: The Hands...Of Fate

>dropped down to the other woman's chest and squeezed the nipple
>that protruded through her dress.

Mike: Must be sticking through a hole or something

>Meanwhile, back in the bedroom...

Tom: The bored guests go to sleep

>"Gomen...." Rei started, but Mamoru stopped her.

Crow: (Mamoru, evilly) This we do not forgive...or forget

>"Thinking of old times?" he asked. She nodded. "Me too."
>His voice held a note of longing.

Sonic: Not that long

>"It wasn't meant to be. It took me a while to reconcile
>with that, but I'm okay with that now. Still," her voice became
>wistful "it was good while it lasted, ne?"

Tails: Guess that answers that

>"It was wonderful. You were wonderful." His eyes grew
>soft as he remembered their first time. (She was so young,

Knuckles: (Mamoru) So easily manipulated

>so vulnerable. Yet she didn't cry out...unlike Usako.)

Amy: (Sarcastically) She screams when she breaks a nail though

>Rei picked up Usagi's hairbrush from the vanity and
>began to untangle her raven locks. "Mamorukun, why don't
>you rejoin your guests. This usually takes a few minutes
>and, knowing Usagi, she's staaaaaaaarving by now."

Ash: (Mamoru) Don't drag your vowels like that you sound so like Usagi it's creepy

>Mamoru laughed. "Usako's always starving. See you in a
>few."

Misty: (Mamoru) Pints?

>Rei stared through her reflection, reminiscing. (He was
>so patient and gentle, it barely hurt our...my first time.

Brock: Cause they weren't doing it properly

>Usagi, I hope you know what you're doing.) Putting down the
>brush, she pulled various objects from her sleeves:a feather,
>a jar of honey dust, bottles containing scented oils, and a
>small black box.

Forrester: She managed to fit all that into a sleeve!?

>She untied a leather pouch from her waist and
>deposited everything on the nighttable.

Frank: Looks like she's setting up her own S&M shop

>Meanwhile, back in the kitchen...

Jessie: Scene changes are randomly inserted at the author's discretion
James: The scene switches so many times its like being directed John Carpenter

>Minako and Usagi peeked, wide-eyed, around the doorway
>to the living room. "Why don't they just go home?" Usagi
>whispered.

Joel: They haven't seen the keg yet

>"Right. They're all over each other," Mina whispered back.
>"Kirei desu, ne? I mean, they really love each other."

Mike: (Usagi) As long as this story lasts

>"I hope I find love like that someday," Mina sighed.

Tom: She's looking in all the wrong places

>"If you don't stop spying on Haruka-papa and Michiru-mama,
>someday may never come," Hotaru spoke from their rear.

Crow: And what a lovely rear it is

>"That's okay, Himechan," Haruka said, muffled by aqua
>hair. "They can watch. They can join, too, if they want to."

Sonic: No thank you, we're sad enough watching

>"Haruka!" The aquamarine-tressed vision pushed the
>blonde off. "Maybe _I_ don't want them to join us."

Tails: When will people start displaying some simple intelligence?

>"Only 'maybe'?" Haruka teased. "I'm not enough for you
>anymore?" Her lip trembled.

Knuckles: She's about to be replaced by several younger models

>"Yamete, 'Ruka, love. You know you're the only woman
>I'll ever love. You're the only one I want to spend my life
>with." Aqua met green, speaking volumes.

Amy: Can you turn that hair down we can't hear you!

>Mamoru walked into the living room. "Gomen, minna. That
>took longer than -- oops. Gomen nasai, ladies. Didn't mean to
>interrupt."

Ash: He has an odd sense of timing

>Michiru waved his apology aside. "Daijobu, Oujisama.

Misty: They gonna play a ouji-board next?

>We were just...occupying ourselves." She blushed.

Brock: That's why the toilet has a lock!

>"By all means, feel free to use the bedroom," Mamoru
>joked, causing her to blush further.

Jessie: Slap to him
James: Yeah, power ranger his ass

>"Hmm...Rei's still in there--" Haruka began, only to
>be cut off by an elbow to her side. "OW!"

Forrester: She had her arm cut off and all she can say is 'Oww'?

>" 'It was all in good fun,' ne, Haruka?" Michiru
>grinned.

Frank: There's more forced grinning than a 'Nuku-Nuku' Fic

>Makoto poked her head around the corner. "If you three
>are done, dinner is ready. We're eating buffet style, so hurry
>before Usagi eats everything."

Joel: Scratch Goku and Vegeta, I want to see Usagi and Goku

>"I HEARD THAT!!!" Usagi shrieked through a mouthful of
>food.

Mike: Hasn't she ever heard of don't talk with your mouthful
Tom: A lot of Lemon girls make that mistake
Crow: Yeah and it's a pity Usagi doesn't choke either way

>Minna shared a hearty laugh at their hime's expense.

Ash: Princess Mononoke is appearing in this!?

>Rei finally came out of the bedroom. "What's her problem
>now?"

Misty: Bottomless stomach

>Usagi came running out of the kitchen and hid behind the
>dark-haired girl. "Reichan! Reichan, they're teasing me again!
>Even Mamochan!"

Brock: And we all know teasing has dire consequences

>"And you want sympathy from me?" Rei pulled away and faced
>Usagi. "You better not have polished off the jade shrimp. I heard
>Makochan all the way in the bedroom."

Sonic: She got the Mr. Muscle out and cleaned all the shrimp up

>Usagi's lip trembled as her vision blurred with tears.
>"Et tu, 'neechan?"

Tails: Yeah like that'll work

>A sweet smile replaced Rei's evil grin. "You know I'm just
>kidding, imouto." Her delicate finger caught a single tear as it
>fell from her friend's eye. "Gomen ne. I forget how sensitive
>you are sometimes."

Knuckles: So Usagi is not only chronically depressed she also over eats?

>"We all do." Mamoru came up behid Usagi and put his arms
>around her. "Forgive us?"

Amy: (Usagi) No, you're a BAAAAAAAD man!

>"Of course." The blonde turned her head and gave her
>prince a long, passionate kiss.
>Rei took the hint and escaped to the kitchen, a wicked
>gleam in her violet eyes.

Forrester: (Rei) I'm going to pour hot chocolate over them!

>************

Frank: Finally a break, I need a stretch

(All Exit, yes EVERYONE)

(Door Sequence)

1..2..3..4..5..6..7

(Satellite of Love)

All the doors on the SOL bridge have been thrown open, everyone is doing laps around the satellite trying to get some blood back into their legs. "Now as everyone knows you all need a break from a computer at least once every hour, so buzz off you lot!" said Joel as he faced Cambot. "Hey guys, we're just over halfway through" said Mike as he checked the Fic status. "Great, not much longer to go then!" said Tom. "Oh we got commercial sign" Joel said as he noticed the blinking light. "We'll be right back" said Crow.

(Insert Commercial Here)

(Satellite of Love)

"Ok everyone this story will resume in a few minutes so just wait here, we got some stuff to sort out!" said Joel. There was a chorus of 'Ok'. "Right" said Mike as he held up a scrap of paper "the order is as follows, Joel, myself, Tom, Crow, Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, Amy, Ash, Misty, Forrester, Frank and then Jessie and James, any questions?". "Great, and remember once this is over we all return to our proper places in space and time and we have no memory of any of this" explained Joel. "Ok we get the point, now can we get this over with?" asked Sonic. "Yeah and now we got.." the lights and klaxons started up again "Lemon sign!".

(Door Sequence)

Door 7: A dog bone, what else?
Door 6: A travel agents advertising 'Visit beautiful Ground Zero'!
Door 5: A poster for Sonic X, shrugging at the plug you move on!
Door 4: The question to the meaning of life, the universe and everything!
Door 3: The answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything!
Door 2: A sign saying This is the 52nd MSTing!
Door 1: A sign saying 'All your MSTings are belong to us'!

(The theatre, everyone resumes their normal seats)

Joel: Does everyone remember their place?

>After dinner minna assembled in the living room.
>"So, where are the presents?" Mamoru rubbed his hands

Mike: No presents for him, he was a bad boy this year

>together greedily, making his friends laugh.

Tom: (Usagi) He's so stupid

>"Presents? Who said anything about presents?" Minako
>teased. "Usagichan, were we supposed to bring presents?"

Crow: (Usagi) Duh! Where am I again!?

>"Yeah, I don't remember anything on the invitation
>about gifts," Makoto chimed in, taking her cue.

Sonic: They gonna go for a game of pool?

>"Oops." Rei put a hand to her mouth.

Tails: Damn they're all stupid

>"Nani?" Usagi, who was sitting next to her, inquired.
>"His gift...it's in my bag..."
>"...in sensei's car," minna finished.
>"Reichan, you're picking up Usagi's worst habits,"
>Mako teased.

Knuckles: At least she doesn't pick her nose in public

>"That's okay," Mamoru reassured her. "I know you've
>been busy. It can wait. The rest of you better have something
>for me, though."

Amy: They don't care enough to get him anything

>Hotaru jumped up and went into the coat closet. She
>emerged with a large bag full of gifts. "I've been elected
>to give these to you, so here's mine first. It's from Setsuna-
>mama, too."

Ash: They all took a vote and she was the fall girl

>"Arigato, Hotaruchan." He opened the package and took
>out two custom-made silk shirts, one black and one sapphire
>blue.

Misty: They were like sapphires sparkling in the moonlight
Brock: That's the last time we watch 'Aristocats'

>The next gift was from Michiru--an oil portrait of
>Endymion and Serenity as they were in their past life. They
>stood on a balcony of the Lunar palace, kissing, with Earth
>rising behind them.

Forrester: Wasn't Endymion the author of that crappy Fanfic some time ago?
Frank: Yeah, well glad to see he still shows up here though

>Haruka's present was next--a black leather biker jacket.
>"From one biker to another, ne?" She grinned lopsidedly.

Jessie: I don't remember them being bikers
James: Mamoru couldn't pedal his fast enough

>Minako snatched her gift from the bag and handed it to
>Mamoru herself. She whispered in his ear, her breath hot and
>sweet. "It's for Usagi to wear, but I think you'll appreciate
>it more.

Joel: I don't think he needs a strap-on
Mike: He could always give it to Shadow
Tom: He prefers 'natural' toys

>He peered into the gift bag and immediately flushed.
>"Arigato, Minakochan. I think we can find a use for this
>later."

Crow: Four or five pages down

>Ami's present was last. "I couldn't think of anything
>you really needed, so I got you a movie. Usagi picked it out."
>It was an American movie--The Muppets Take Manhattan.

Sonic: Oh my god, the source of all evil

>"ehh, thanks, I think," Mamoru said slowly, well-
>acuainted with his soulmate's odd tastes.

Tails: Well he's lived with her longest so he should know how odd she is

>"Mamochan, kore wa kawaii desu yo!" Usagi exclaimed.
>"Can we watch it? Pleeeeeeeeease?"

Amy: (Mamoru) It's U-rated and I don't think you're quite old enough for that

>Mamoru scratched the back of his head. "Wakataimasen,
>Usako. Minna may not want to." He looked around the room.
>Seeing no objections, he sighed. "Go ahead, put it on."

Ash: It's a porn movie in disguise I bet

>"Sugoi! Minna, you'll love this." Usagi jumped up and
>popped the tape in the VCR.
>"Together again. Gee, it's great to be together again..."
>The music was cheesy. The puppets were corny. They were
>entralled.

Misty: As opposed to being 'enthralled'?

>*************

Brock: What does a Lemon need with a starship?

>Nearly two hours later....
>"They're finally getting ma-a-a-a-ried," the 'wedding
>guests' sang.

Forrester: What're they watching 'Aladdin and the Prince of Thieves' now?

>Usagi, who sat between Mamoru's legs, leaned back against
>his chest. His arms embraced her. She folded her hands over
>his. A single tear ran from her eye.

Frank: The day someone cries for Kermit and Miss Piggy is the day I lose hope

>Michiru leaned her head on Haruka's shoulder. A sweet
>smile of longing crossed her lovely face. Haruka put her arm
>around her love's shoulders and hugged her.

Jessie: Then started to strangle her
James: (Haruka) That's for all the years of pain you put me through

>The aqua-haired
>beauty snuggled against the blonde's side.
>"Piggy, I thought Gonzo was going to play the preacher,"

Joel: He was too busy starring in his own movie 'Gonzo with the Wind'

>Kermit whispered onscreen. Piggy turned to him and gave a
>half-assed, nervous laugh.
>"Kawaii!" Mina, Mako, Ami and Hotaru exclaimed as one.

Mike: They think Miss Piggy is cute, that's even more disgusting than this story
Tom: I don't know what has more plot THAT movie or THIS Fanfic

>Rei sat silently, her kimono spread in a circle
>around her. She watched the future monarchs of Crystal
>Tokyo surruptitiously.

Crow: When they're ruling it is gonna be 'Big Trouble in Little Tokyo'

>"Because you share a love so big," the onscreen priest
>sang, "I now pronounce you frog and pig."

Sonic: Isn't it amazing that he captures every single wedding in just a few words

>Kermit and Miss Piggy kissed. The lovers around the
>room did the same.

Tails: And all you can here is a big squelching noise

>Finally the credits began to roll. Haruka stood (a
>little too quickly) and stretched her arms over her head.
>She yawned. "Minna, it's been fun, but I think Michiru and
>I are going to go home now. We're both a bit...tired."

Knuckles: Well after all that effort I am not surprised

>Hotaru rolled her eyes. "Makochan, can I stay with
>you tonight?"

Amy: (Mako) No..I'm a..little..busy tonight..yeah that's it...!

>Makochan nodded. "Sure, if you don't mind the fold-
>out couch."

Ash: (Hotaru) I'll take it, I'll take it!

>Mamoru stood up. "Minna, I hate to throw you out,
>but...."

Misty: (Mamoru) I'm throwing you out

>Minako put up a hand to stop him. "No need, Mamorukun.
>I know you're anxious to use your gift." She giggled
>knowingly.

Brock: She knows what he did last summer

>Usagi blushed slightly. "Minakochan!"

"Oh, like it's a big secret! Usagichan, you're
>twenty. You can stop acting like the innocent little girl

Forrester: (Singing) She's not that innocent

>you haven't been for a long time." Mina stood up. "Minna,
>we should go. These two want to be alone, ne?"

Frank: Stop answering your own questions

>Makoto also got up. "Have fun, you two. Don't do
>anything I wouldn't do."

Jessie: Well that doesn't leave much they CAN do

>Hotaru turned to Rei. "Do you need a ride? I have
>lots of room in my car."

James: And I'm sure she has a lot of room elsewhere

>Rei shook her head. "I'll walk, thanks anyway."
>Mamoru looked a little worried. "Reichan, it's late.
>It isn't safe."

Joel: Yeah there are Hentai writers EVERYWHERE

>"I can take care of myself, Mamorukun," she reminded
>him as she smoothly rose to her feet.

Mike: She's so smooth she makes Ice-Cream look lumpy

>"Arigato, minna!" Usagi hugged her friends one by
>one. "Oyasuminasai!"
>As the women filed out of the apartment, Rei paused
>and turned to Usagi. "Usachan, I need to talk to you for
>a moment."

Tom: (Rei) Remember don't even let him LOOK at you

>"Hai." The blonde gave Mamoru a peck on the lips.
>"Why don't you get comfortable. I'll join you in a minute,
>ne?" she whispered, giving a coy smile.

Crow: She's planning something...evil!

>Mamoru nodded, then went into the bedroom. He did
>a double-take when he saw the items on the nightstand.
(So that's what she was doing after I left.)

Sonic: (Mamoru) And look at all the stains she left too

>He chuckled softly to himself.
>He undressed, leaving only his black
>silk boxers, and lounged on the king-sized bed. Curious,

Tails: As to why everything he owns is made of silk

>he picked up the black box and was about to open it when
>the doorknob turned. He replaced the box on the table.

Knuckles: (Mamoru) I'll find out how the plane crashed later

>Usagi entered, carrying Minako's gift. "Should I
>bother changing into this?"
>"If you want to. I like it," he said softly.

Amy: (Usagi) Why when did you try it on?

>"Okay. But first, I'm going to blindfold you."
>She sashayed over to the nighttable and opened the black
>pouch. She pulled out a violet silk scarf and tied it
>around Mamoru's eyes. "Can you see?"

Ash: (Mamoru) The question is..Do I wan't to see?

"Iie."
>She laughed deep in her throat. There was a soft 'click'
>as the door closed. He heard another soft chuckle. "Mmm,
>this _is_ nice. But, I don't think I need it." She dropped
>the satin and lace garment to the floor.

Brock: Too bad he's never going to see any of this
Misty: I'm sure there's a video camera recording it all

>Mamoru felt sharp nails run down his tight abs, sending
>shivers down his spine. The same hands slowly pulled off his
>boxers. He stood at full attention..

Forrester: (Mamoru, military) I don't know what I've been told, but Mamoru is about to be blowed

>Soft lips planted a
>kiss on the tip of his hard member. "Usako," he moaned as lips
>and tongue carressed his length. He nearly shot his load as the
>tongue swirled around his head and dipped into the tip. As he
>pushed himself deeper into her mouth his hands tangled in her
>long hair. It felt...wrong...too fine...too soft...like

Frank: (Sarcastically) Almost as if he was with the wrong person

>silk...black silk. Under the blindfold, his eyes widened in
>realization. "Rei?"
>There was soft laughter which buzzed through his cock.
>With a cry he forced her off and sat up against the wall.
James: If it had been me I think I would've stayed where I was

>"We've been found out, Usa."

Jessie: Next time plan ahead

>He ripped the scarf from his eyes. Rei sat on the edge
>of the bed, beside his legs. Her kimono hung loosely.
>"Surprise," she grinned.

Joel: Funny I'm not in the least bit surprised

>Usagi lit the last of the red candles scattered throughout
>the room. The scent of roses filled the air. She walked slowly
>towards the bed, unbuttoning her sweater and slipping it off.
>She undid the button at her waist and her skirt dropped as she

Mike: (Usagi) Ugh! The things I do to pay the rent

>made her way, leaving her clad in a white lace-trimmed bra
>and panty set. She untied the pink ribbons from her odango,

Tom: He can call 'em what he wants, but I'll always know her as Meatball-Head

>allowing her hair to flow to the floor. She knelt behind her
>jet-haired friend and threw her arms around her neck. Her chin
>rested on Rei's shoulder. "Happy birthday, Mamochan. Remember

Crow: The whole plot hinges on it being his Birthday

>that conversation we had a while back, when we discussed our
>fantasies? Well, Rei and I had a little talk--" Rei caressed
>Usagi's cheek "--and she consented to you joining us." She
>took Rei's hand in her own and brought it to her lips. Her
>other hand travelled beneath the kimono.

Sonic: (Apathetic) Oh joy! Another threesome Fic

>Mamoru looked on, speechless, as his fiancee nuzzled
>the other woman's neck. His hand traveled unconsciously to
>his stiffening member.

Tails: Yeah right, two girls there and he still wants to do it himself

>Rei watched him through eyes half-closed in pleasure.
>"If you just want to watch for a while, that's okay, but I
>really wish you'd join us." She breathed in sharply as Usagi

Knuckles: Slapped her

>bit her neck. The wine-colored silk was peeled first from
>one alabaster shoulder, then the other. It pooled around her
>on the bed, revealing her nude form.

Amy: Not that this has anything to do with anything but the author seems obsessed with colours and water
Ash: Well maybe it's to make us think of something that is white and sticky

>"I-I-I don't think this is a good idea," Mamoru
>stammered. His hands flew to his sides.

Misty: (Usagi) Don't worry he'll come round in a few lines or so

>"Suit yourself, love." Usagi was muffled by Rei's back.
>She worked her way down, planting light kisses on the red
>latticework that covered it. "Won't bother us in the least.
>We've been lovers for nearly six years."

Brock: And in all that time they never bothered telling us

>The information hit him like a brick and his mind reeled.
>"Six...years?"
>"Mmmhmm." Usagi stopped to speak, causing Rei to whimper
>plaintively. "Back when we broke up for a while, I was really

Forrester: She must've been if she ended up with Rei

>upset. One night I slept over at the jinja and we fooled around
>a bit. I guess we both liked it." Both women giggled at the
>thought.

Frank: What? Both of them actually liking something

>"It doesn't mean I love you any less, Mamochan. It's
>just...well, I love Rei, too."

Jessie: But who does she love more?

>Rei leaned back against the blonde, offering her neck.

James: Has Usagi gone into Vampire mode?

>"I love you too, but you're talking too much." She ran her
>scarlet nails along Usagi's bare thigh.

Joel: Talking too much is Usagi's signature feature

>Usagi gasped. "Oh, you're in for it now." She pushed the
>slightly larger woman down,

Mike: What part of her is larger?

>on her back, and straddled her
>hips. She bent forward and kissed Rei, enjoying the sweetness
>of her cherry lip balm. The blonde curtain of hair nearly
>obscured them from view. Usagi grabbed the nearly-empty bottle

Tom: Of Vodka, figuring she didn't want to remember this tomorrow

>of jasmine-scented oil from the nighttable. She poured some
>into her hand to warm it, then began to gently massage Rei's
>full breasts.

Crow: What do they run on? Unleaded?

>Rei's rose-colored nipples hardened as Usagi pinched
>them. She arched beneath the princess, moaning deep in her
>throat. "Suck them," she urged. Usagi leaned forward and
>flicked her tongue over the hard buds, teasing first one,
>then the other. Rei's moans turned to soft whimpers as she
>thrashed.

Sonic: (Rei) Get off me you stupid idiot!

>Mamoru watched as Usagi slid off the other woman and
>peeled off her wet panties. She threw them to him with a
>mischievious smile. He held them to his face and inhaled
>her sweet honey.

Tails: Looks like Mamoru swiped a picnic basket

>He scarcely felt the scarf leave his other
>hand. When he looked over the white satin he saw his lover
>binding Rei's hands to the headboard. She slipped them loose
>easliy.

Amy: Guess Usagi failed 'Knot Ties 101'

>"Iie, this won't do." Usagi chewed her lip pensively,
>then grabbed the leather pouch. "Are they in here?" Rei
>nodded, too aroused to speak. The blonde fished in the
>pouch for a moment before pulling out a pair of lined, red
>leather cuffs. She used these to fasten the raven-tressed
>beauty to the bed.

Knuckles: Rei has nothing on Elizabeth Gracen

>Usagi picked up the feather and honey dust from the
>table. Using the feather, she left a trail starting at Rei's
>neck...between her supple breasts...across her washboard
>stomach...down, down to the smooth mound between her legs.
>An evil grin on her face, she stroked her victim's swollen
>netherlips, avoiding her clit.

Ash: That's just not very nice of her to do that

>Writhing in excitement, Rei let out a sharp cry when
>the blonde turned her attentions to Mamoru. On hands and
>knees Usagi posed in front of her prince. "Like what you
>see?" she purred.

Brock: (Mamoru) I've seen better, but you'll do

>He could do no more than groan and nod.

Misty: He's not very talkative

>She crawled over to him slowly and kissed him -- a hard,
>passionate kiss that took both their breaths away. She
>kissed him again, softer, on his neck. Her lips caressed

Forrester: Before you screw...caress!

>his well-muscled chest, pausing to suck his flat, male
>nipples. She kissed her way down to his erect manhood.

Frank: (Usagi) I've seen bigger that's just...
Jessie: ...A litte prick

>Mamoru groaned as Usagi's mouth encircled his shaft.
>His hands rested on her head as it bobbed up and down. He
>nearly shot his load as she took his full length down her
>throat. "Usakooooooh...."

James: (Usagi) No it's Usagi, U-S-A-G-I

>"Not yet." With one last flick of her tongue over
>his head, Usagi sat back on her heels. She looked to her
>captive, whose dark eyes took in everything. She noted
>with satisfaction the growing wet spot between the woman's
>legs.

Joel: She should've thought of that BEFORE coming in here

>"Enjoying the show, Rei? Ready to join in?" Not
>waiting for an answer (and not really expecting one) she
>licked the sweet powder from her neck.

Mike: This is how much pure cocaine you need to find this story interesting

>Rei pulled against the cuffs as the blonde's tongue
>followed the sweet trail down her body. She cried out when
>Usagi bit and sucked on a birthmark just inside her right
>thigh.

Tom: It can't be a birthmark if it has just appeared

>"You liked that, ne? Let's see how you like this."
>Usagi ran the very tip of her tongue over Rei's throbbing
>clit.

Crow: (Ominous) It's throbbing and pulsing...with life!

>Rei screamed as her first (long-awaited) orgasm of
>the night ripped through her. Her shudders shook the entire
>bed, knocking it hard against the wall. Sonic: (Neighbour, banging on wall) Hey you keep it down in there!

>Her legs snapped

Tails: Oww! That'll be sore in the morning

>reflexively on her tormentor's head. They were forced apart
>again by Usagi.

Knuckles: She got her in a vice-like grip!

>"Now, now, we can't have _that,_ ne? And we certainly
>can't have you disturbing the neighbors." Usagi grinned
>wickedly. "Mamochan, why don't you put something in her mouth
>so she can't scream.

Amy: Somehow I don't think it'll be big enough to gag her
Ash: But it is enough to make us gag. Thank you

>" She reached for the pouch again. "I'll
>take care of her legs." Pulling out two lengths of rope, she
>secured Rei's ankles to the legs of the bed. "Comfy?"

Misty: (Rei) As comfy as you can be when you are tied to a bed in a Lemon scene
Brock: Something you should be REALLY familiar with
(Misty: (Slaps Brock's head with her hammer) Very funny

>Spread-eagle and helpless, the dark - haired woman
>strained, testing her bonds. She nodded slightly. Her chest
>rose and fell quickly with her excited breath.

Forrester: Even her breath is nearing a coronary

>Trusting violet eyes focused on Mamoru as he knelt by
>her dark head. "Are you sure you're okay with this?" he
>asked softly.

Frank: (Mamoru, shouting) Are you sure you want this!? It could be very painful!

>"Hai," she whispered. "Whatever you desire...Master."

Jessie: Roger Delgado is Mamoru

>Usagi laughed at the expression on Mamoru's face. "Oh,
>yeah, I told her about your other fantasy, too. Now do you
>understand why I refused to be your sex slave?"

James: (Mamoru) Huh! Oh sorry I was distracted by two girls naked

>"You mean you two do this on a regular basis?" he
>asked, incredulous.
>"Of course. Why else would I let her treat me with
>such disrespect?"

Joel: (Mamoru) Because you're weak and girly?

>"I have to give you some reason to punish me, ne?"
>Rei grinned.
>"Speaking of which..." Usagi lightly slapped Rei's
>exposed womanhood and rubbed it. "I never gave you permission
>to cum.

Mike: (Apathetic) Great Usagi is going to go dominatrix on her

>In the name of the moon, you will be punished." She

Tom: Just had to get her signature line in

>picked up the black box from the nighttable and opened it.
>"Appropriately, Minako gave me this for my birthday. I don't
>think she expected me to use it in this manner, though." She
>took the Venus Butterfly from its case and played with the
>power a few times.

Crow: (Usagi, giggling) On, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off

>Rei whimpered at the familiar hum. "Dame, hime...
>dame...dame...."
>"Mamochan, shut her up," Usagi commanded.

Sonic: (Mamoru, picking up gun) Yes, sir!

>Mamoru kissed Rei, and her lips were as soft and sweet
>as that last kiss, years ago. Her tongue snaked into his
>mouth, surprising him with her boldness. He bit it gently
>and she withdrew it.

Tails: (Rei, angry) No biting Mamo-baka

>As Mamoru's eyes roamed over her his cock hardened to
>its full eight inches. He noticed her subtle curves had
>filled out over time, turning her into a sensuous beauty.

Knuckles: Instead of a cold fish

>As he watched her sexy mouth opened for him. "You want this,
>ne?" He rubbed his head against her inviting lips. Her hot,
>wet tongue darted out and licked him. With a groan he forced
>himself into her waiting mouth.

Amy: (Rei) All right I'm not your hands, slow down!

>She went to work immediately,

Ash: Bet she's glad her hours AREN'T nine to five

>running her tongue up and down his shaft.
>Satisfied that her slave was sufficiently gagged,

Misty: The audience is sufficiently gagged

>Usagi turned the vibrator on low and stroked its tail along
>Rei's outer folds. She was rewarded with a loud, if somewhat
>muffled, moan.

Brock: She said the keys where in here!

>She slapped the purplish bite mark inside
>Rei's thigh hard, eliciting a shriek of pain.
>"Slave," Usagi addressed the other woman, denying her
>the simple dignity of a name.

Forrester: Looks like Usagi has finally snapped

>"For the remainder of this
>night, Mamorusan is your master. His pleasure takes precedence
>over all else, including any agreement you and I may have.
>I have told him of your preferences, but he may do as he
>likes. Wakarimasu ka?"

Frank: Yeah and she doesn't think much of you either

>Mamoru withdrew from her mouth. "Answer her," he ordered.
>"...hai..." she rasped out with great effort before
>taking him back into her mouth.
>"You will not speak without permission. Wakarimasu ka?"
>Usagi smacked her flat stomach and raked her fingernails over
>the sore spot.

Jessie: (Makes that noise that nails on a chalkboard make)

>Again she was commanded, and she replied in the
>affirmative.
>"You will not cum without permission. Wakarimasu ka?"
>Usagi flicked her finger hard against her captive's erect
>nipple. She pinched and twisted it roughly.

James: She's gonna snap it off in the end

>Again she responded positively.

Joel: Guess she must've been getting higher ratings

>"If things get too intense, the safeword is 'mercy.'
>Neither of us will do anything that will really hurt you.
>Oh, and for that orgasm earlier..."

Mike: (Usagi) Here's a receipt

>Usagi strapped the
>Butterfly to the other woman, positioning its tail over her
>love button. "Time for punishment." She turned it on, low
>at first.

Tom: Yeah there she goes VROOM VROOM!

>Mamoru's hard shaft vibrated with her cries of pleasure.
>After a few minutes his moans matched hers in intensity if
>not pitch. "Shabure...ah...I'm gonna cum.... I want you to
>swallow every drop."

Crow: (Rei) Not by the hairs on your chinny-chin-chin

>Her head bobbed in reply, sending him
>over the edge. His hot seed exploded in her mouth. She sucked >him dry and licked the last drops from her head.

Sonic: How'd she manage to lick away up there?

>With a sadistic smile Usagi pushed the switch to high.
>Her slave writhed on the brink of release. Tears of frustration
>ran down her face. He pulled out, and she bit her lip to keep
>from screaming in pleasure.

Tails: And to keep us screaming for MERCY!

>Usagi put the control down between her victim's legs.
>It just barely touched one thigh, tantalizingly out of reach.
>She bent forward and kissed Rei lovingly. The salty taste of
>ejaculate clung to her lips and tongue, giving Usagi an idea.

Knuckles: Talk about once in a blue moon

>Reaching into her subspace pocket, Usagi retrieved the
>Lunar pen. "Disguise Power! Turn me into a hermaphrodite!"

EVERYONE: NOO!! OSCAR!!

>In a flash of light a phallus erupted from her groin. She

Amy: (Chuckling) ...Wondered what everyone saw in them

>straddled the other woman's shoulders and thrust into her
>mouth.
>Usagi's unexpected transformation pushed the dark-
>haired woman beyond the point of no return.

Ash: (Rei) This is too sick! I want out! MERCY PLEASE!

>She bucked wildly,
>straining against her bonds, as intense orgasms wracked her
>trussed frame.

Misty: You can fold her up and carry her around

>The blonde withdrew from her mouth, scowling. "I
>thought we had an understanding, slave. You weren't going
>to cum without permission, ne?" She slapped her cheek hard
>enough to sting without bruising.

Brock: (Sarcastically) All hell would break loose if she bruised
Forrester: The only thing bruised is her ego, and this story come to think of it

>She leaned back and turned
>the vibrator off. "You _will_ be punished later. I'll leave
>the manner up to your new master." Usagi unhooked the leather
>cuffs from the bed but left them on the woman's wrists and

Frank: And then tied it all up in a pretty little bow

>clipped them together. She untied her legs, giving her
>temporary mobility. "But, right now I'm going to have some

Jessie: (Usagi) Shrimp while I leave you two lying around

>fun. Face the wall and kneel." She complied mutely. A red
>leather collar was snapped around her swanlike neck and hooked
>to her cuffs. A rope was passed through the rings and tied
>low on the headboard, forcing her to bend forward.

James: She's always bending over forwards to help her friends

>A final time Usagi delved into the leather pouch.
>This time she pulled out a ball gag, which she buckled
>tightly about her slave's dark head.

Joel: Usagi took out her balls and gagged. Thank you

>Usagi gripped Rei's hips and slid easily into her
e >slick tunnel. she gasped aloud at the unfamiliar yet delicious
>sensation. (Kamisama! Is this what it feels like for Mamochan?)

Mike: No, he's sitting bored while all this happens

>She stayed still, eyes closed, feeling tiny ripples start and
>stop as her lover teetered on the brink.

Tom: The brink...of disaster!?

>"Iie, Rei. Matte." (Onegai, matte.) Usagi withdrew,
>causing Rei to cry out a complaint. She leaned forward and
>unsnapped the red collar from the ivory throat. "Sit up."

Crow: (Usagi) There are some hunters who want to buy your neck

>Wild, violet eyes looked at Usagi fearfully. The first
>silver tears fell as the blonde unbuckled the cuffs, then
>the gag.

Sonic: (Rei, crying) Please kill me now, I can't handle this scene anymore

>Usagi felt a hot drop on her arm. "Reichan, doushita
>no?" she asked upon seeing the other woman's face.
>"Himesama," she hiccupped, "have I displeased you?"
>Her eyes remained downcast.

Tails: (Usagi) You failed to properly compensate during my fucking, your agonizer please
Knuckles: (Rei) But it wasn't my fault
Tails: (Usagi) Your agonizer please Ms. Rei
Knuckles: (Rei) Now where did I put that thing
Amy: The 'Mirror, Mirror' sketch ladies and gentlemen

>"Nan? Ara, Rei...." Usagi's azure eyes softened as
>she gently wiped Rei's cheek. "Don't you know you never
>could? I just want our first time like this to be beautiful,

Ash: Unlike this story which is so pathetic that it couldn't get on a 'Jerry Springer' episode
Misty: 'Famous animé characters and the fanboys who abuse them'

>like you." She cradled the tear-streaked face in both hands
>and kissed the pouting lips. "You must know I don't really
>enjoy dominating you. I do it because it brings you pleasure,

Brock: At what point did she say it brings her pleasure!?

>and that brings _me_ pleasure. For once, I just want to
>make love to you." Usagi gently pushed Rei back on the bed
>and settled between her legs. "I love you, Rei."

Forrester: (Rei) Well I don't love you, so there!

>"And I love you, Usa." Her midnight orbs met Usagi's

Frank: You mean they only come out at 12am?

>azure ones, bespeaking love that knew no bounds.

Jessie: Except all the ropes that are lying around

>Usagi concentrated for a moment, causing small ridges
>to form along the length of the phallus erupting from her
>blonde curls. Rei's eyes flew open as she was penetrated,

James: Boring Lemons II: The Next Penetration

>gasping as her mind reeled in pleasure. She wrapped her legs
>around her lover and arched upward. The full seven inches
>slid in, filling her completely. A high-pitched whimper began

Joel: As everyone wondered if the author forgot Mamoru was in this story at one point

>in the miko's throat as Usagi slowly pulled out except for
>the bulbous head, then quickly thrust in to the hilt. Try as
>she might, Rei could not meet the other's rhythm. She finally
>gave up and was content to be thouroughly fucked.

Mike: So when did Usagi go from being the ditz to the dominatrix?

>Mamoru had been watching all this time, recovering
>from his intense orgasm. As he regained his strength, so
>did his cock regain its hardness. His hand strayed to it

Tom: Again I wonder why he's doing that when there are two PERFECT girls right in front of him

>from time to time, until he was back to his full eight inches.
>When he was ready he knelt behind Usagi.
>In a rare moment of clarity, Rei's eyes focused on
>the form behind her flaxen-haired lover. His finger went to
>his lips and she nodded slightly, breathless.

Crow: Breathless with anticapation?

>Before Usagi's mind could register what was happening,
>Mamoru gripped her tiny waist and slid into her tight womanhood.
>She moaned softly as he moved within her. His steady, insistent

Sonic: (Mamoru) I will ignore the fact that she's a hermaphrodite

>rhythm threw her off hers. She cried out an incomprehensible
>plea as he thrust. Her eyelids grew heavy with passion and
>her lips formed an 'O.'

Tails: Followed by an 'H.MY.GOD'

>Rei felt Usagi throb and grow within her. A wicked
>gleam in her eyes spread to become a wicked smile. She

Knuckles: Then grew into a wicked laugh

>bucked her hips upward, meeting Mamoru thrust for thrust.
>With some effort she bent at the waist and took Usagi's pert
>breasts in her hands. She kneaded them gently, pinching the
>pale, hard nipples.

Amy: She's pinching to check if this is all a dream, and don't I wish it was

>Caught in the middle, Usagi twisted and pulled Mamoru's
>head to hers. Their lips met in a brief tangle before another
>pair brushed against her chest. A wail escaped her throat as
>she came hard, shooting hot cum deep into the raven-tressed

Ash: So to clear this up, incase there was any confusion, she has black hair

>woman beneath her. Usagi's inner muscles tightened, gripping
>and pulling Mamoru deeper.

Brock: (Singing) We're going deeper underground

>The sudden hot rush within only heightened Rei's
>pleasure. She shrieked as her body stiffened and locked in
>another orgasm. Through the rushing in her ears she was
>dimly aware as Usagi cried out again. Their cries filled
>Mamoru's ears as he continued to pound away.

Misty: (Mamoru) Up and down, in and out, that's all I do all day long

>The look of

Forrester: Boredom from the apathetic audience

>sheer ecstasy on Rei's face...Usagi's velvet sheath tugging
>at him...the scent of their lovemaking permeating the room....

Frank: (Mamoru) Smells like Tuna and Salt

>It all became too much for him. With a loud groan he shot his
>load into the blonde. Spent, he collapsed on her back. The
>sudden weight was too much for Usagi and her knees gave out.

Jessie: She snapped in half

>Weakly, Rei tried to roll to one side as they landed on her,
>but was too slow. "Get off...can't...breathe..." she forced
>out. "Oops," Usagi giggled lazily. "Gomen ne. Mamochan,

James: Looks like her brains been fried
Joel: Not really she's always like that

>get off."

Mike: (Mamoru) Already have done, twice as I recall

>"That would be impossible right now," he teased.

Tom: Think you're funny ripping off our jokes?

>"I meant off of me."
>"Oh." With what remained of his strength Mamoru levied
>himself off the women and flopped onto his back beside them.

Crow: (Rei) Jeez! Look at all this red matted hair

>Without his weight adding to the problem, Rei was able
>to push Usagi's limp body off. "It wouldn't have been so bad
>if you hadn't eaten so much earlier," she teased.

Sonic: (Usagi) How about a spine for limping, lifeless body

>"Like you're one to talk. You were just as much of a
>pig as I was," Usagi retorted.

Tails: Wild boars don't eat as much as they do

>"Ladies," Mamoru interrupted, "not now. Don't spoil the
>beauty of what just happened with your petty bickering."
>Mumbles of apology came from both.

Knuckles: Mamoru is the Peacemaker

>Mamoru drew Usagi to his right side, and Rei to his
>left.

Amy: (Mamoru) Ok hold that pose and I'll draw you perfectly

> "Arigato. You've given me a gift I'll never forget.
>My only question is, why?"

Ash: (Usagi) It's only a story so therefore it never really happened

>Usagi answered first. "Because I wanted to give you
>something special. I wanted to give you the most beautiful
>gift I could, and I wanted to make your dreams a reality, if
>only for one night."

Misty: She's been at the Red Square again

>Rei replied simply, "Because she asked."
>Usagi whispered something in Mamoru's ear that made him
>smile. "I haven't forgotten about her insolence.

Brock: This is what you get for a life time of sloth and insolence

>There's

Forrester: A Better Tomorrow

>plenty of time for punishment tomorrow," he said in reply.

Frank: Type your message here and click reply

>Besides, I've got a riding crop I need to break in."

Jessie: I think he means 'broken'

>Rei's eyes widened slightly, then settled down to
>nearly closed. "Okay," she murmured, tired. "Oyasumi."
>Exhausted, she snuggled into Mamoru's shoulder and was soon
>asleep, her hair spread over their nude forms like a blanket.

James: Somehow I don't think it'll give much warmth, and it gets all over the place too

>"Happy belated birthday, Mamochan," Usagi said sleepily.
>The spun gold of her hair mixed with the black silk of the
>other woman's as she, too, pillowed her head on Mamoru.
>She fell asleep quickly, a sweet, satified smile on her
>angelic face.

Joel: (Picks up a pen and draws devil horns on Usagi) There I think it looks much nicer now

>Mamoru closed his eyes and he was soon dreaming of
>tomorrow and what pleasures it would bring.

Mike: The pleasure of seeing this story end would be a start

>@}~~'~~,~~

Tom: What the hell is that thing?

>Obviously, this was meant for release in August, but I had
>trouble concentrating while writing.

Crow: His 'jerking-off' arm must've been sore
Sonic: Crow that's not nice

>I hope minna enjoyed
>reading this as much as I enjoyed imagining and writing it.

Tails: Well I'm sure she didn't

(All Exit)

(Door Sequence)

1..2..3..4..5..6..7)

(Satellite of Love)

White vortexes, shaped like doorways, awaited the people who would be stepping through them. There were three in total. At the moment the crew were drinking celebratory drinks and shaking hands and patting each other on the back. Finally Joel turned to Cambot for one final address "Hey everyone, I hope you enjoyed the 52 Fanfics that I MSTed, by myself I should have you know, I know I promised a tenth season but there is only so many jokes you can tell before it all gets a little dull, now for my final words I can some up all these stories, all 52 of them in a single phrase from my favourite film. 'Its origin and purpose, still a total mystery', well I guess that's it, it has been fun but now like the real show it is only a fading memory".

(Exterior Shot)

The Satellite appears to fade out of existence, three white vortexes spin toward Earth, they vanish on contact with the atmosphere.

(The End)

Author's Notes...Guess I don't need anything here since Joel said everything I could ever want to! Send all C&C to [email protected] and if a Season 10 ever does role around then you know the site...visit all the websites that I have designed @ www.sonicblues.cjb.net and I'll see you next time!