Disclaimer: This story is (C) to its original author, I do not intend to offend the writer, think of this as another form of C&C, any random mention of songs, books, games, tv shows, movies and so on are all coincidental and all (C) to their original creators

(Satellite of Love)

A cackle of static bled over the SOL's speaker system. Eventually it resolved itself into the familiar tune of 'Sonic the Hedgehog'. Joel turned to face Cambot and said "Hi guys since we heard it was a Sonic-fic we were getting we decided to brush up on the old Mega Drive, Genesis to the Americans, games!". Tom Servo's wobbly arms drooped down on the Mega Drive's control pad and he yelled "Damn!". "Why'd you build me with such crappy arms?" he asked Joel. The yellow commercial sign started flashing and Joel said "We'll be right back!".

(Insert Commercial Here, the Green Hill Tune still plays)

(Deep 13)

"Little do they realise what they're in store for" grinned Dr. Forrester. "I think this one maybe pushing a little-too-far" said TV's Frank. "It's our duty as Mads to send them the worst of the worst" said Forrester.

(Satellite of Love)

The Mads light flashed and Joel tapped it. "As you know today is a Sonic Fanfic but you don't realise what horror you are in for" laughed Forrester. "It better not be..." Joel trailed off as Forrester's face split into a wide leer. "No!" Joel yelled. "What's wrong?" asked Crow. "It's another Slash Fanfic". Cries from Tom and Crow interrupted Forrester saying "Send them the Fanfic Frank". Lights and klaxons blared around the ship and Joel grabbed the shaking Tom and Crow and yelled "We got Slash sign!".

(Door Sequence)

Door 7 = A Dog Bone, Naturally!
Door 6 = A DVD Collectors Set Of All Four 'Deathstalker' Movies, You Laugh And Pass On!
Door 5 = A Line Of Text Saying '42 MSTings Down' Shrugging You Move On!
Door 4 = An Advert for SonicBlues Groaning At The Shameless Plug You Proceed!
Door 3 = A Page Of Cheat Codes For Star Trek: Elite Force Which You Scribble Down!
Door 2 = The Ghosts Of Sci-Fi Movies Of Old Howl As You Pass!
Door 1 = A Blue Wormhole Warps You Into The Theatre!

(The Theatre, A Row Of Seven Seats, Usual Cast Arrangement)

>"Taken"

Joel: Taken: Dead or Alive

>written by Julie-Su Shadow

Tom: Written on the toilet one day

>Sonic the Hedgehog and related characters and indica �SEGA

Crow: Jokes and related humour (C) me

>Category: Fantasy Rape

Joel: So it doesn't really happen then?

>Pairings: Shadow/Sonic

Tom: Is it too early to be sick?

>A camera focused in on Sonic, running through Robotropolis. From his control center, Dr. Eggman

Crow: Was boiling!

>growled.

Joel: (Eggman) Hear my mighty roar...grr!

>"That rodent has been a thorn in my side for so long!"

Tom: Shouldn't he have died of blood loss then?

>He slammed his fist on the console in frustration, fuming over the point that at one time, he >had Sonic right where he wanted him.

Crow: Please no beastility it's gonna hurt bad enough as it is!

>But that damn Shadow nearly got them all killed.

Joel: Stupid shadows!

>Forcing the doctor to work with his enemy to save his own skin.

Tom: Hurts don't it!?

>"THERE has got to be a weak spot on that hedgehog....but WHAT?"

Crow: Maybe if you point a gun into his head and press FIRE!?

>The camera spied on the hedgehog as he made his way back two figures in an alleyway. Bunnie and >Princess Sally.

Joel: (Eggman) Who has most fur out of those two?

>"Hmm," he thought, looking at the rabbit and squirrel. "The princess maybe?"

Tom: (Eggman) Well the rabbit is part metal

>The camera picked up voices. "Sonic, that's the 7th time this MOLNTH you were nearly caught!

Crow: (Sonic) Yeah so wlhat you glonna do ablout it!?

>Do you have a death wish coming?! What's wrong?!"

Joel: Death Wish 6: I Wish I Was Dead

>The princess had something, Eggman thought. What WAS the rodent's problem.

Tom: Premature Fur Loss?

>"Sally," Sonic started, and looked down. "I'm just not sure if I have what it takes...Shadow-"

Crow: Is stronger!
Joel: Is faster!
Tom: Is better!

>"Shadow again? What is it with you, he nearly tried to kill us all!" Sally argued.

Crow: She argues over every little thing, who used Nicole to hack porn sites, who stole her panties etc etc!
Joel and Tom: ...

>"I KNOW THAT!" Sonic yelled, but quietened. "But...in those moments where he tried to help...I >knew something at changed....you didn't see the way he looked at me when he fell..."

Crow: (Sonic) His lungs exploded

>Sonic took a deep breath and choked up. "I could have saved him!"

Joel: (Dr. McCoy) I tried to save him, I was desperate to save him he was the last best hope for Lemons on our time!

>Bunnie looked sympathatic, but Sally sighed. "Sonic, its time to move on...its over, he's >gone."

Tom: (Bunnie) He's gone buddy but look on the bright side..he's gone buddy!

>So....So it was all on Shadow.

Crow: Yeah blame Shadow for everything

>The passing of Shadow seemed to have toned the blue hedgehog down by a lot.

Joel: Yeah he's turned purple all of a sudden

>This was Sonic's Achilles' Heel. A devious plot was reeling in Eggman's brain.

Crow: (Eggman) Oh my god! A plan just showed up what should I do!?
Tom: (Eggman) I'll change all the coffee to DECAF!

>Four months later

Crow: But it felt like eternity!

>On the beaches of Emerald Coast, Sally, Bunnie, and Sonic were taking a walk. Sonic had become >a lot more tranquil in the past months. Sally and Bunnie knew why and didn't bother to ask. >Sally often tries to cheer Sonic up, but she can never fully gain his attention.

Joel: Maybe if she took the jacket off
Crow and Tom: ...

>It was Sonic's idea to come out to the Coast. The windy beach and the ocean kept his mind at >ease and he came here as often as he could.

Joel: Once in four months isn't 'often'

>Sally had developed an interest of looking for shells as a result, since he would often leave >her with Bunnie to be alone.

Tom: Wonder what they get upto alone?

>Sonic sat down in the sand to watch the ocean, sighing. Sally touched Bunnie's arm and they >left the hedgehog to himself once again.

Crow: I hope he isn't doing what I think!

>"You're gonna ask me again, aren't you Bunnie?" Sally asked.

Joel: (Sally) Look I keep saying 'no' I don't swing that way!

>"As ah do every weekened when we come out here, Sallygirl. WHEn are you going to tell him?"

Tom: (Sally) When you learn to speak properly!

>"And as I say everytime you ask; I DON'T KNOW," Sally said. "He's got to know sometime."

Crow: In the not-too-distant-future!

>"But what if it sends him over the edge and loses it?"

Joel: Lose what? His lunch? His change?

>"And what if it doesn't? He might be happier."

Tom: He's happier not knowing, whatever it is!

>"I just don't think he'll be taking in the reality of the situation," Sally said.

Crow: What ARE they taling about!?

>"Reality of the situation? If you ask me, I think you're being selfish."
>"Well I didn't ask, so leave me alone!"

Joel: Meow! Cat fight!
Tom: Furry fight in this case!

>Bunnie became angry. "Ah don't know about you, but ah'm thinking Sonic deserves to know, and if >that's how you feel, then I don't know how you can trust yer friends EVAH!"

Crow: (Sally) I don't know how you have any friends with that ACCENT!

>"Oh yea?!"
>"YEA!"
>"Well then I guess we aren't friends then are we?!"
>"You said it, ah didn't!"
>"So what're gonna do now? Run off and make your own freedom fighting group?"
>"Ah might jes do that!"
>"Fine!"
>"FINE!"

Joel: I listened to every word they said and I don't know what's going on!
Tom: Maybe they're all on their periods or something!?
Crow: I wouldn't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!

>As Sonic gazed out over the water, a shadow fell over him.

Joel: And now, sadly, the reason this Fic was written!
Crow: Shadow will be falling over him!

>Before Sonic had time to turn around. a hand cuffed his mouth and a strong arm pinned him >against his attack's body. A mouth hissed in Sonic's ear as he strugged to get free.

Tom: (Voice) Would you like to buy a deck-chair?

>"Don't bother to struggle, my friend..." A deep chuckle sent chills through Sonic's body as he >was forced to his feet. "Now...lets go...I have plans for you..."

Joel: Prolong our misery why don't you?

>A tounge licked the tip of Sonic's ear, sending Sonic into a despreate fury to get free of his >captor, but to no avail.

Crow: (Sonic) Might as well resign myself to my fate!

>The last thing Sonic remembered of that moment was the metal object wacking him upside the >head.

Tom: (Director) Sorry that shot was all wrong can we do it again, this time HARDER!

>"THIS IS YOUR FAULT!"
>"MINE?! YA WEREN'T THERE EITHER!!"

Joel: Still arguing four months later?

>Tails tried to break Sally and Bunnie apart. He'd never seen them fight like this, it was >doubly as upsetting as finding out that Sonic went missing. The girls, who were so angry at >each other, couldn't find their hedgehog friend and immeditely blamed each other while >searching the beach.

Crow: (Sally, searching) Your fault!
Tom: (Bunnie, searching) Was not
Crow: (Sally) Was too!
Tom: (Bunnie) Was not!

>When they couldn't find him, they had headed back to Knothole. Tails had to put up with their >fighting since their arrival.

Joel: At least the kids getting to see some action!

>"You know what? I had enough of you!" Sally yelled at Bunnie. "Pack up, I want you out by >sunset!"

Crow: And off into the sunset they ride!

>"FINE! Ah was just LEAVING!" Bunnie yelledc and marched out of the community lodge.

Tom: I think it'll be renamed after this!

>"Aunt Sally, please don't fight!!!" Tails cried.

Joel: (Tails) Boo hoo...I want my Sonic!

>Sally sighed, feeling irritated by Bunnie, but sorry for making Tails upset. She knet next to >the little fox.

Crow: (Sally) Here try this net on!

>"Tails...I'm sorry...Bunnie an I...well....she's changed, I just don't think she needs her >attitude around here, especially with Sonic missing."

Tom: (Tails) You're the one with attitude sister!

>"But...why is she acting like that?" Tails asked.

Joel: (Sally) It's all hormonal!

>"It's a long story..."

Crow: In other words, another Fanfic for another torture!

>Darkness. That's all Sonic could see. And the pain he felt on the side of his head, it hurt so >much.

Tom: Pain is usually sore

>He moaned as he awoke. He was blindfolded, bounded upright to a stake with his hands cuffed >together and bounded against his chest.

Joel: All we need now is the Mistress!
Crow: Fat chance of that

>"Where am I?" he finally called out.

Tom: The Bat-cave!
Joel: (Robin) Holy yaoi Fanfics, Batman!

>"The question is not where you are, hedgehog, but who has you..."

Crow: (Sonic) Ok, who has you?
Tom: (Shadow) I mean who has you!!??
Crow: (Sonic) Oh, sorry, who has you?

>The voice chilled Sonic deeply. His face paled in color.

Joel: It went from blue to cerulean?

>"No....it can't be...." came the whispered cry of the blue hedgehog.

Tom: Sadly it is!
Joel: (Shadow) I am your father!
Tom: Eeww!

>A mouth came to his ear and spoke lowly with a purr. "Oh yes....nothing can kill me, remember, >Sonic? I am the Ultimate Lifeform."

Crow: (Shadow) And here's my number 1-800-ULTMT-LFE-FRM!

>Sonic's breathing became harder. "Why are you doing this? I thought-"

Joel: Thinking is not his strongest suit

>"-that I changed? HAH. Did Dr. Robotnik change his colors when he helped you?!"

Tom: (Sonic) Not really but Robotnik always wears red

>Sonic stayed silent for a moment, before he spoke again. "But-"

Crow: Sadly yes!

>"Ah ah. Shhh..."

All: (Humming) Go to sleep little hedgehog!

>A finger pressed against Sonic's lips to silent him. "Its time you learned that I am the >ultimate lifeform. No longer will you humiliate me. I am the master, and you are my slave."

Joel: (Shadow) The circle is now complete, now I am the master!
Crow: (Sonic) Only the master of lemons Shadow!

>"What-?"

Tom: Who? What? Where? When? Why?

>A cold hand grabbed at his sheath, and Sonic gasped, shuddering. "STOP IT!"

Joel: (Sonic) I'll harm you!

>"Now now, Sonic, we're recording. After all, your friends should at least know that you're >alive now, huh?"

Crow: Reading it is sick enough but FILMING!

>Sonic gasped. "You're..." Sonic started to struggle. "NO! You sick pervert! I'm not gonna be >your fuck toy for your sick game!"

Tom: Yay! Come on Sonic escape!

>Sonic was walloped across the face by a backhand so hard that he was knocked senseless. "Behave >now, pet."

Joel: What a horrible thought!

>Sonic's head swayed limply from side to side, as fingers stroked ever so lightly against >Sonic's sheath. He let out a small whimper as his cock began to harden and emerge from his >sheath.

Tom: Seven seasons and finally it comes to this!!
Joel: What's wrong?
(Tom's head explodes showering everyone with sparks)
Crow: That's gonna leave a mark
(Joel reaches under the seat for the repair kit)
Crow: I guess you want me to take-over?
Joel: Yep

>"Ah, yes, what a wonderfully large member you have..."

Crow: (Sonic) The better to make you jealous with!

>Fingers stroked against his cock, making the poor hedgehog moan and whimper.

Crow: (Scared) Guys help!
Joel: (Finishes the repair) We're back!
Tom: Evil spiteful story!

>"St-stop...please..." Sonic whimpered.

Crow: (Sonic) I'll do anything if you stop!

>Shadow laughed. "Why, you're so delightful to see, helpless....vulnerable....oh yes..."

Tom: I guess Shadow had some emotional problems after that fall!
Joel: Which was never explained properly

>A hot wet tounge licked against the tip of Sonic's cock, which snapped him out of his daze and >gasped loudly.

Crow: This is going too far!

>"Mmmm..." Shadow moaned and began to suck on the hedgehog's cock. Sonic couldn't fight the >wqaves of pleasure that washed through his body from Shadow's sucking.

Joel: We couldn't stop the waves of disgust!

>"NOOO! STOP!!!" Sonic cried before he let out another gasp, starting to sweat, breathing harder >still.

Tom: You'll give yourself a heart-attack!
Crow: Anything is better than this!

>Shadow slapped Sonic's ass. "Stop yelling,' he said before he resumed sucking.

Joel: Excuse me! (Runs off stage, clutching his throat)
Tom: I second that motion!

>Sonic whimpered, his body straining against the leather ropes that held him to the pole. His >body threatened to betray him with every suck Shadow gave him, sending him near the edge.

Crow: When you reach the edge, jump!

>Sonic couldn't take it anymore. Shadow pulled his head away from Sonic's cock, seconds before >Sonic came out,

Joel: (Resuming seat) We guessed he already came out

>his cum spurting everywhere. Shadow laughed cruelly, the thought of Sonic being humiliated on a >tape that will be going to his friends, it brought pleasure to him.

Tom: Now he can watch it at his leisure!
Crow: And our dis-pleasure!

>He licked at Sonic's cheek, scooping a bit of Sonic's cum onto his finger and wiping it on >Sonic's lip.

Joel: That Sonic and Knuckles Fic we riffed way back in Episode 101 was a literary master-piece compared to this!
Tom: You never read that one
Joel: Don't think about it too much!

>"Soon, you will learn to obey me, my slave..." Shadow hissed in his ear cruelly. "And soon your >friends will know that you are nothing but a slave, made to serve me."

Crow: Kill me now!

>Sonic responded by spitting the cum on his lip towards Shadow. It nailed him in the face. >"Heh....very amusing..." Shadow chuckled, wiping it off his face, before backhanding Sonic >across the other cheek.

Tom: (Shadow) They're funny when they try to do stuff!

>That night, Sally was about to oversee Bunnie leaving Knothole when there came a knock on her >hut door. Sally answered it to find Rotor. "Sally! Turn on the monitor, quick!"

Joel: (Rotor) We got the latest porno movies off the 'net!

>"What's wrong?!" Sally asked as Rotor pushed his way through to her monitor screen on the wall >and flipped it on. On the broadcast was the tape of Sonic being raped by Shadow, the black >hedgehog focing his cock into Sonic's ass.

(Tom and Crow both explode showering debris everywhere)
Joel: Guys, you still with me?
Tom: (Weakly) Yeah, only in spirit though!
Crow: (Weakly) Ditto!
Joel: Few more lines then we go!

>Sally gaspec and covered her mouth. "Shadow?! But...but that's impossible!"

Tom: (Sally) Oh yeah and Sonic is being raped!

>"Not to mention sick," Rotor said, feeling ill.

Crow: We can relate!

>"No, you don't-" Sally ran out, not finishing her sentance. She headed for the medical hut of >Dr. Quack. He wasn't in, probably home for the night, but she made her way through the hut till >she found a 6 foot glass tube.

Joel: She gonna hit someone with that?

>An empty glass tube. "No!" Sally hissed to herself.

Tom: (Sally) Why did we leave that stupid tube unguarded!?

>TO BE CONTINUED

All: Unfortunaetly for us!

(All Exit)

(Door Sequence)

1..2..3..4..5..6..7

(Satellite of Love)

Only the newly rebuilt Tom Servo and Crow are on the bridge. "Where is Joel?" asked Gypsy. "Taking a long shower and I can't say I blame him" replied Tom. "That whole mess of a Fic makes me wish there was a law that stories have to be written by authors!" said Crow. The Mads light flashed and Crow hit his beak on it. "What do you think sirs?". Forrester and Frank weren't looking at the screen, both of them looked up in awe as two large spheres descended downwards, one yellow and the other red. A second later they vanished and all of Deep 13 was changed into smoking rubble.

(The Real End)...This was completely disgusting and horribly written as well as being an insult to Sonic and companies good name! Not a brilliantly written MST in any case but still the crappy fic deserved it! send all C&C to [email protected]!

Stinger

On the broadcast was the tape of Sonic being raped by Shadow, the black hedgehog focing his cock into Sonic's ass. Sally gaspec and covered her mouth. "Shadow?! But...but that's impossible!"