(Cue MSI:3K Theme Song)

In the not-too-distant future,
next saturday AD,
there was a guy named Joel,
not too different from you and me,
he worked in a satellite loading bay,
just polishing switches to pay his way,
he did his job well with a cheerful face,
his bosses really HATED him,
so they conked him on the noggin and they
shot him way into space,

they sent him cheesy Fanfics,
the worst that were ever written,
Joel has to read them all,
and they monitor his mind,
Joel tries to keep his sanity,
with the help of his robot pals,

(Robot Roll Call)

Cambot (Text only)
Gypsy (Oh my stars)
Tom Servo (What a cool guy)
Crow (I'm not a Hentai)

If you're wondering how Joel eats and breathes,
and other technical facts, just repeat to yourself,
IT'S JUST A SHOW, and you should just relax for,
MYSTERY SCIENCE INFINITY 3000

(Satellite of Love)

(Holo-grid)

In the centre of the room stood the SD forms of Joel, Tom and Crow, lately they had been immersing themselves in the world of 'Furry' games. Everything from 'Castle of Illusion' to 'Sonic the Hedgehog' and even 'Paws of Fury'. "So what haven't we played recently?" asked Joel as he crossed out games they had already played. "Well we only played 'Lylat Wars' for 21 hours last time" muttered Tom. "How about 'Starfox Adventures'?" asked Crow. "No, I'm not letting you near Krystal again" sighed Joel. "Aww" mumbled Crow. "I suppose same goes for 'Sonic Advance 2' as well" Crow added as the game came up on the menu. "Yes and don't even say what you're thinking" said Joel angrily. Tom suddenly said "That's the game, it's perfect, and there is no way Crow can ruin it!". "What?" asked Joel and then Crow said "If I can't ruin it then I don't want to play". Tom hit the 'load' button and the room dissolved away. Slowly another scene faded in.

(Ar-Wing Cockpit)

"This isn't what I had in mind" Joel said as he analysed the controls of the Ar-Wing. "Hang on" said Tom "there is something I need to deal with". A crackle of static came over the comm and Slippy the Frog said "Croak help me!". "Oh great we got stuck with him" grumbled Crow as he and Joel started blasting away at the enemies. Suddenly Tom's Ar-Wing re-appeared behind Slippy's. "Tom what're you doing?" asked Joel. The Nova Bomb slammed right into Slippy's Ar-Wing and with a final cry of "I'm a gonner!" it smashed into the ground and exploded in all its 16-bit glory. "Tom, that wasn't very nice" said Joel in shock. "Yeah but he get's on my nerves" replied Tom then he rejoined Joel and Crow in formation as they continued they're attacks on the enemies and those useless giant robots. After swooping, diving and acclerating through the level a voice came over the comm saying "Incoming enemy". The giant, at least for a SNES, ship came flying in and started unleashing lasers, bombs and attack fighters all over the place. "Ok guys, now for the easy part" grinned Joel. The Ar-Wings launched their lasers and bombs at the exposed parts of the Attack Carrier and soon enough it too exploded. At this point the game suddenly dissolved into the nothingness from where it came. Crow spoke first "Coulda been better with some chicks around". "Yeah well we can discuss that later" said Joel "cause right now the Mads are calling".

(SOL Bridge)

"Hello there Joel, are you ready for this weeks Invention Exchange?" asked Dr. Forrester. "Yeah" replied Joel as he picked up something from the floor. "In keeping with the furry theme, we made this". Joel held up a large, brown bag, with several 'pockets' in it. "You can use this bag to put your pets in when they're moulting" explained Tom with a chuckle. "And with the pockets you can keep things like hamsters and gerbils in" added Crow. "What do you think sir!?" asked Joel and then the three broke into uncontrollable laughter.

(Deep 13)

"I am also keeping with the furry theme" explained Forrester and he picked up a large staff-like object. "This is a more permanent way of dealing with pet-hair, oh Frank come here" said Forrester. TV's Frank came walking in looking dour as usual. "Yes sir?" he asked. A blue light hit Frank and when it faded all the hair on his head started falling out. "It works on all hair types and styles" explained Forrester, delighting as Joel's face turned from laughter to disgust. Frank kneeled on the floor trying to stop all his hair from falling out. Forrester turned to him and said "Don't worry we'll get you a wig, and as for you.." he turned to Joel and the 'bots "..your experiment this week is another in the long line of Sonic Yaoi fics only this time it stars Tails and that bizarre Klonoa thing, enjoy".

(SOL Bridge)

Lights and klaxons blared around the ship, Joel grabbed Tom and Crow and they all ran off stage, Joel was meantime yelling "We got Slash sign!".

(Door Sequence)

Door 7: A dog bone, naturally
Door 6: The 'Joe Don Baker' collectors set on DVD
Door 5: Spanish lessons, you're kicked out for laughing at 'Manos'
Door 4: An army of cutting tools, you narrowly avoid them
Door 3: A large door made of chocolate, you eat a hole through
Door 2: The 'Enterprise' fan club (now defunct)
Door 1: A wormhole that warps you into the theatre

(The theatre, Crow in the first seat, Joel in the middle and Tom in the third seat)

>Tails X Klonoa: Eternal Lovers***Warning, this is a lemon. Which means that

Joel: It is extremely sour to the taste

>peeps 18 and under shouldn't read this. If you do, it is not my fault. Though im

Tom: Glad you were able to stand this

>sure none of you will obey this. I know i dont.****

Crow: Look just shut up and get on with the story, we didn't come here for your life story

>This is a fan continuation of the lemon The All And Mighty Amethyst. ALL HAIL

Joel: (Picard) Open hailing frequencies

>THE MIGHTY AMETHYST!!!

Tom: Behold the mightly jewel of our contempt

>By: Ultratails422

Crow: The first 421 were taken

>Eternal Lovers

Joel: For five minutes

>Ok ok. This takes place a few weeks after the first one. Why. Cause i dont like

Tom: (Author) I have no respect for anyone

>lemons with 18+ people. Dont ask me why. I just dont. Besides. Works better for

Crow: (Author) Onto the pedophilic little story of mine

>my story. Anyways. Onto the story.

Joel: (Sarcastic) Yeah cause we're so anxious to read it

>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>-------------------------------

Tom: Looking for a line assign here

>Tails and Klonoa were walking down the street of the local town market one day

Crow: Not a specific day, just a random day

>just enjoying each other's company. It was a few weeks after tail's had first
>arrived in this new town.

Joel: (Townspeople) Oh god the yaoi author and the fox are still here

>People wondered why the stranger was still here even

Tom: Though they had read the first part of this story

>though they know he found a way home. Lonoa explained that he was from another
>dimension after tails' red naked friend knuckles had arrived.

Crow: Yeah I'm sure Klonoa enjoyed that sight

>They thought of

Joel: Murder?

>course Tails would leave now he had found a way home but hadn't. Neither Tails
>or Klonoa told anyone really why this was. They just said "He was here

Tom: To seek out new depravity, to boldly screw what no-one had screwed before
Crow: Until Marissa Picard shows up of course

>'Researching' this new world." which most of them took as they realized he was a
>rather smart kid. But he had been here for some time

Joel: Yeah we know research doesn't take that long

>and everyone always noticed

Tom: (Singing) What a wonderful world!

>that when ever they were together they were holding hands which they thought was
>a little odd but of course no one really knew they were gay lovers.

Crow: (Townspeople) Hey they're holding hands, hey they're kissing, hey they're getting naked, absolutely no way could they be gay lovers

>Tails and Klonoa stopped next to a food stand. Klonoa whispered something into
>Tails' ear and giggled a bit.

Joel: (Tails) No me and Sonic never used Chilli Dogs like that
Tom: Joel, that's sick

>Tails nodded and Klonoa ordered 2 CHilli Dogs. The

Crow: Yeah alternate universe but they do Chilli Dogs

>man working at the stand handed Klonoa and Tails the food and Klonoa gave him
>some coins.

Joel: (Man) We don't take American-Dollars you capitalist pig!

>They began to walk off as people looked at them. They looked around
>and noticed that people were staring and then looked at there hands

Tom: Jeez they must've been at it all night
Crow: Tom, don't you start

>and ran of

Joel: To dry

>quickly giggling. Since people didnt know they were in love it was considered
>odd for 2 guys to be holding hands together.

Tom: Maybe they're just 'very close'

>They ran back to the hut where Klonoa's grand father was sitting there reading a
>book and smoking his pipe.

Crow: (Grandfather) When I was your age shunny, we didn't have rock music or gay lovers, we had women and we were happy with it, now all you do is go around with big stereos and screw every guy you see, what is this world coming to when all people do all day long is listen to music with no words and invite other guys back to their place, is this a sign of the apocalypse or something
Joel: Crow, we're not letting you watch any soaps ever again

>Klonoa's grandpa heard them enter in a rush and

Tom: And all they ever do is rush around, always rush rush, get you in, get you out, there's no time to sit back anymore

>turned around in time to catch them before they got to Klonoa's room. His
>grandfather turned around and in a deep voice asked Klonoa to come

Crow: (Klonoa) Ok, but can Tails help me
Joel: Ick, Crow

>to him alone.

Tom: So we now have an incest scene coming up?

>Well both Tails and Klonoa were sorta worried. Klonoa told Tails to wait in his
>room till he got back. Tails just nodded and walked in and sat down on Klonoa's
>bed waiting for him to return.

Crow: And to help pass the time he started reading some of Klonoa's magazines

>A few minutes later Klonoa came into the room with his head down and a worried
>look on his face and sat down next to Tails. Of course Tails knew something was
>deffinately wrong immediately

Joel: (Tails) He has a worried look on his face, but nothing could be wrong could it?

>and put his paw underneath klonoa's chin and
>raised his head up so theyre as would meet.

Tom: They're 'as' would meet? Did the author suddenly forget what Tails was holding?

>Almost immediately Tails spoke.

Crow: (Tails) I want out of this story!

>"Is there something wrong Klonoa honey?" Tails said in a worried voice.

Joel: (Klonoa) Yeah, you called me 'honey'

>Immediately Klonoa nodded.

Tom: (Klonoa) Grandpa says I have to start seeing girls now

>"Grandfather told me that you probably cant stay here much longer. It's cutting
>into our money having to feed you and we just cant afford it.

Crow: (Tails) But all I've been eating is you
Joel: Ick, again. Crow stop it

>He has to leave

Tom: (Klonoa) The miserable old fossil is about to shed his mortal coil

>for a few day's but when he returns you must leave and find somewhere else to
>stay." Klonoa replied sadly.

Crow: (Tails) Damn it, I wish I had some of that money stuff, where do you get it?

>Tails could see tears starting to form in Klonoa's eyes. Tails kissed his sweet
>Klonoa on the lips and hugged him tightly. Then Tails got an idea.

Joel: (Tails) I'm gonna get up and dance!
Tom: Talk about once in a century

>"How about we move out and live together. You said that here that we are already
>at an age to live alone and by ourselves.

Crow: Parents, let your kids leave when they're 11 years old, it's easier that way

>We can live together forever." Tails
>explained to Klonoa with a cheerfullt optimistic voice.

Joel: (Klonoa) At least till the next sequel 'Tails X Klonoa: The Dying Days'

>Klonoa began to look happier but then he just went back to a sad look and said
>"It sounds great but how could we do that. We dont have the kind of money needed
>to buy a house or rent an apartment. How could we?" Klonoa said sadly.

Tom: (Tails, Getting up to leave) Don't worry I'll pull a solution out of my tail like I always do
Crow: (Tails, Also getting up to leave) We'll knock over a bank
Joel: (Picking up Tom, And getting up to leave) How will Tails and Klonoa resolve their situation, as usual by the author making something up

(All Exit)

(Door Sequence)

1..2..3..4..5..6..7

(Deep 13)

Dr. Forrester was busy glue-ing Frank's hair back on, they never noticed the shadow come across them or hit them with a heavy pipe. The shadow crossed over to the console and opened up a channel to the SOL. "Hey Joel can you hear me?" asked the shadow. "Mike is that you?" asked Joel in disbelief. "Yeah, I'm bringing the SOL back down to Earth, it may burn up in the atmosphere but there is an escape pod in Bay 14" said Mike Nelson. "How did you get into Deep 13?" asked Joel. "I still have the Temp card that Dr. F gave me" explained Mike. "Oh, how long till the SOL comes down?" said Joel. "Forty minutes, oh great they're waking up, back in two secs" said Mike. Joel heard a loud 'thunk' noise and asked "What happened?". Dr. Forrester came onto the comm and said angrily "That's the last time I trust Frank with cancelling security codes". "Your little friend will be joining you shortly now get back into that theatre!" yelled Forrester as he kicked the prone body of Mike. Lights and klaxons blared around the ship and Joel grabbed Tom and Crow and yelled "We got Slash sign!".

(Door Sequence)

7..6..5..4..3..2..1

(The theatre, all resume their seats)

>Tails realised the dilemma but then quickly thought as he was a very smart

Joel: Stop being such a smart-alec

>person for his age and could think of answers to problems quite quickly.

Tom: 30 years later, nope still doesn't have the answer

>"Well I built my dimensional transporter that was to be used to return me home
>for almost nothing. Im sure that if we lived maybe in a forest by ourselves we
>could do it for almost nothing!" explained Tails.

Crow: But then those pimps'll start complaining about the two cutting in on their territory

>Klonoa still looking sad explained another problem to Tails. "But what about
>power. We surely cant be able to pay for power without jobs or anything."

Joel: (Klonoa) And surely the author should realise that 'day's' doesn't get an apostrophe but 'cant' should

>Tails giggled to himself. "Easy. You know how we used Huepow to power my
>teleporter? I can rig a sort of power supplt from spare parts and and we can use
>Huepow to power it thus giving us power to the house without having to use much
>money at all beyond food and a few things for the house."

Tom: (Tails) And very soon this dimension shall know the incomprehensible dialogue known as 'technobabble'

>Klonoa raised his head with a cheerful smile and pounced and kissed Tails on the
>lips. Both giggling a bit from the excitement and Tails giggling like a fiend as
>Klonoa layed ontop of him.

Crow: (Tails) I'd like to dig my spurs into your hindquarters
Joel: Ok, no more 'Pumaman' jokes

>"Your so smart sweety. I love you so much." said Klonoa in a very loving voice
>to Tails.

Tom: (Tails) If only I had a few tentacles
Crow: Ick, Tom

>Tails decided to explain a little bit further that he was sure Knuckles, Amy,
>and Sonic would help with the task at hand considering they only had a few day's
>to do this before his grandfather got home.

Joel: They're setting everything up for a big party

>Since Sonic is extremely fast he

Tom: Can't hold it very long
Crow: (Sickly) Can you stop with the sick jokes now?
Joel: Got some competition, Crow?
Crow: No-one is allowed to invade my territory

>could probably put the house itself together in under an hour and with Knuckles
>he could easily knock down tree's and Amy with her Pico Hammer could easily set
>the spikes in the ground for the foundation of there new house.

Tom: (Tails) I estimate that we only have to do about 1/8th of the ACTUAL work
Joel: (Klonoa) Great that gives us more time to be 'alone' together

>Klonoa squeeled with excitement at the thought of living together with the man

Crow: Man? Come on he's what..11?

>he loved. He slowly massaged Tails' chest and kissed him on the cheek and
>whispered "I love you honey.

Tom: (Tails) Actually I prefer sugar, sometimes even peanut butter

>Your so smart" in a soft carring and loving voice.

Joel: Pity he's not smart enough to leave this story

>At this Tails began to blush a bit and. "Honey. I think we should get ready for
>sleep. Were gonna have a long day ahead of us tommorow." Tails explained. At
>this Tails walked over to the door and locked it and removed his pant's

Crow: He has more than one pair?

>he had

Tom: Died and gone to hell

>been wearing. He had gotten used to the pant's after being in them so long but
>still preffered not wearing any clothing beyong his shoes, socks, and Gloves.

Joel: Yeah we must capitalise the 'Gloves' cause they're essential

>Klonoa himself had learned the joy's of being naked too. Being naked felt like

Crow: Hell, unless you were in a shower or bath at the time, or with a girl, or guy in this case but we will not dwell on that for the moment

>freedom to Klonoa and nothing joyed him more than being naked with his lover.

Tom: What would Amy Rose think
Joel: (Amy) Threesome! Alright!

>They had slept naked with each other since the one faithful night they had sex

Crow: And I supposed they promised to stay 'fateful' to each other
Tom: Zing!

>so many weeks earlier. They would sleep in the same bed and cuddle each other.

Joel: Just cuddle!? Thank god I thought it would be worse

>When Tails walked back over to Klonoa he had already removed his clothing to so
>that they were both naked. They held each other close enough that the sheathes
>were rubbing against each other.

Crow: They're about to have a sword fight

>They gave each other a long kiss goodnight and
>got into bed and held each other close and fell asleep with each other naked.

Tom: (Author) Just to remind you all, they're naked!

>The next morning they both woke up early to start work on there new house.

Joel: (Tails, looking at plans) No more to the left, a little to the right, no it looked better over there, try again please!

>Tails

Crow: Jerk!

>went to the transporter and went back to Mobius to get Sonic, Knuckles, And Amy.

Tom: (Tails) Yeah I suppose I have to have the token female

>They all agree'd and came to help Tails and Lonoa build a new home.

Joel: Tails dumped Klonoa already?

>Promptly

Crow: 10 years later

>they started getting to work. Tails made the Blueprints, Sonic built the house,
>Amy made the foundation, Knuckles Knocked down the tree's, and Klonoa directed
>where everything was to go.

Tom: And the author still used apostrophes in all the wrong places

>By the end of the day Tails and Klonoa's new home was done. They even had the
>bed and everything already there and moved thanks to Sonic's help.

Joel: (Sonic) And if you ever need help 'breaking' in the bed just call

>The only

Crow: Excuse I can think of is the author was high

>thing they hadn't finished was a power source. But Tails had all the necessary
>parts for it so he would build it that night and put the wiring into the house
>so they could have light.

Tom: In the beginning Tails said LET THERE BE LIGHT!, and lo and behold there was light!

>Tails and Klonoa thanked everyone and lead them back to there homes on mobius
>and went back to there new home. They stood outside in front of there new home
>on the edge of a lush green forest with a field of flowers in front of it like

Joel: You know what I'm gonna look at the scenery, it's nicer than the plot of this story

>the one Tail's woke up in a few week's earlier when he first arrived.
>They both walked into there new house together holding hands. The house was lit
>by lamps at the moment till Tails could build the power generator.

Crow: Using some scissors, paper, a washing up liquid bottle and some sticky back plastic

>The first

Tom: The last

>thing they did was run and jump onto the bed together laughing and giggling like
>maniacs.

Joel: (Tails and Klonoa) And soon we will spread yaoi throughout the world!

>They looked into each other eyes for a while while laying on there bed
>in their new house. Klonoa then kissed Tails for a while. When he was done he
>told Tails he loved him. Before Tails could reply with an "I love you to."

Crow: Which he didn't really mean in any case

>Klonoa had his hand down his pants and was fondling his ball's. All he was able
>to do was let out a soft whimper of joy.

Tom: (Sickly) More like a loud whimper of pain

>"Do You want to play?" asked Tails in a naughty voice. Tails nodded

Joel: (Tails) 'Monopoly' or 'Twister'?

>enthusiastically. Klonoa grinned and removed his lovers pants quickly to reveal
>his full hardened member. He slowly and gently stroked it before putting it in
>his mouth fully.

Crow: So he has bit of a mouthful. Thank you!

>Tails let out a moan in ecstasy. It felt so good he couldnt
>believe it. Klonoa then removed his pants while sucking on the juicy cock to

Tom: Throw up?

>reveal his hardened cock to. While sucking off Tails he started to stroke his
>own cock.

Joel: Please stop torturing us!

>Tails enjoyed this very much. He started stroking his lovers ears with his paws

Crow: As opposed to what? His feet?

>and then moved his hands to the back of his head to hold it still and began
>thrusting his cock into Klonoa's mouth. After a few more moments Tails couldnt
>bear it any longer.

Tom: (Tails) Klonoa, I think we should screw other people

>He took one last thrust and came into his lovers mouth.

Joel: (Darkly) I hope he chokes on it!
Crow: (Surprised) Joel that's not like you
Joel: Sorry, but these things get to you

>Klonoa glomped onto the cock as to not let a drop of the sweet cum goto waste.

Tom: (Sarcastic) Yeah it would be a shame if all that stuff just evaporated
Crow: (Tails) Jeez! Bite it off why don't ya!

>Tails fell back onto the bed and panted. Klonoa got ontop of him then not yet
>done. He turned around so his cock was in Tails' face and so he could still suck
>Tail' cock.

Joel: (Klonoa, angry) Get to work bitch, you're not getting out of it that easy

>Tails knew what to do and started sucking on Klonoa's cock. He then though of
>something. Last time Klonoa got to fuck him in the ass but he never got to fuck
>Klonoa in the ass.

Crow: Ohh! Klonoa's not the sharing type

>Tails felt this problem needed to be rectified. He quickly
>took the cock out of his mouth and wet two of his fingers and then continued
>back to sucking on the throbbing member. He slowly raised his lover's tail and

Tom: Would you call that 'getting a little piece of tail'?
Joel: Well...some might...I wouldn't

>looked around for his tail hole. He promptly found it and slowly poked his two
>fingers into the tight hole. Klonoa gasped in excitemennt

Crow: And he was in 'excitement' too

>and dropped the cock

Tom: It hit the floor with a loud...
All: SPLAT!

>from his mouth and moaned as his hole was stretched. He enjoyed this a lot. He
>propmptly resumed sucking the cock.

Crow: So he was a cocksucker then. Thank you
Joel: You might want to tone down on the swearing Crow

>Eventually Klonoa couldnt take it anymore.

Joel: (Klonoa, sobbing) Sorry I can't take this Lemon anymore, it's turning to sour grapes
Tom: Zing!

>He came hard into his lover's mouth. When he was done they layed next to each
>other feeling each other for a bit.

Crow: (Klonoa) Hey what does this button do!

>"I love you." said Tails. Klonoa replied with an "I love you to.". Soon after
>Tails got back up and spread Klonoa's leg's wide open. He kept his leg's open
>but raised himself up with his hands to see what Tails was up to.

Joel: Jeez! Like it's so bloody hard to figure out

>He soon

Tom: Decided he'd rather not know

>realised Tails was far from finished. Tails put the head of his cock up to his
>lovers tail hole and slowly pushed in. Eventually his cock dissapeared

Crow: It was transported to a dimension of furries, of underage Lemons a dimension where things like 'reality' and 'get a life' have no meaning it's called...
All: The Lemon Zone
(In the background the Twilight Zone theme plays)

>completely into Klonoa's tight ass. Klonoa moaned in ecstasy and shivered from
>the delight of the throbbing cock being shoved fully into his ass. Tails began
>to relentlessly pound his lover's ass.

Joel: (Tails) You like that don't you! Say my name! Say my name bitch!
Crow: (To Tom) He better get out of here soon

>With each pump Klonoa quivered. Beyond
>Tails' fingers Klonoa never had anything in his ass before let alone a big juicy
>plump cock.

Tom: Yeah right, what about all those vibrators lying around!?

>Tails moved himself so he was laying on Klonoa's chest so with each pump his
>lovers cock would rub inbetween there chests. After a few more minutes neither
>of them could take it anymore. They both reached there limits and climaxed at
>the same time.

Joel: Yeah sure, actually Tails was about 1.5 seconds faster
Crow: (Shocked) You sat and counted
Joel: (Embarrased) Umm..No!

>Klonoa came hard inbetween both of them filling there chests with
>hot wet sticky cum. Tails came 4 times in Klonoa's ass to the point where cum
>was starting to ooze out of the ass around the cock. They both kissed and lay
>there.

Tom: I hope they get brain damage after this

>"I love you so much." said Klonoa in a tired voice. "I love you too honey." said
>Tails in a tired voice also. They were both spent. They had a hard day's work

Crow: Yeah, since when did sex count as work?

>and sex put them over there limits. Tails fell asleep onto of his lover with his
>cock still in him. Klonoa also fell asleep with his lover on him. They slept
>that night like logs.

Joel: As in their acting was completely wooden. Thank you

>The End...... for now.

Tom: Don't threaten us, we've seen worse

>Hope ya liked it. Was my first lemon ever. It was a lot better but as i finished
>typing this up and went to save my PC froze and my last save point was right
>before Klonoa started fondling Tails' balls.

Crow: I think the computer was trying to tell you something

>Contact Info:

Joel: [email protected]

>E-Mail: [email protected] (Unlikely youll get me here due to spam filter

Tom: Yeah smart move there kid, you'll be getting lots more after this too

>cause if yer not on buddy list it goes to junk mail bin. I do look through the
>bin so i may notice it but maybe not)

Crow: (Author) I may notice, but I don't care cause I have hotmail's junk filter which means I never have to read about people who think my stories are big piles of crap

>AIM: Ultratails42 (Better here. Almost always on. Even if away message is on
>chances are im there and will respond ASAP)

Joel: A Stupid Ass Peeper?
Tom: A Slimey Angled Penis?
Crow: A Slobby Arse Pleaser?

(All Exit)

(Door Sequence)

1..2..3..4..5..6..7

(SOL Bridge)

The hex-field was switched on, Joel, Tom and Crow were watching as Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank loaded Mike Nelson into a shuttle like contraption. "D'you have to send him up here, I mean the place is crowded enough" groaned Tom. "There is nowhere else for him to go, it's either this or the OTHER PLACE" said Forrester. "You wouldn't do that again!" said Joel. "Yes I would, I can insert him into any bad movie I like, he could be killed in 'Earth vs the Spider' like Dr. Erhardt or he could be left marooned in 'Armageddon' or even..." Forrester paused for dramatic effect, he reached for a sheet of paper and held it close to the camera. "You...you wouldn't" said Joel as the colour drained from his face. "Mike Nelson could even be the star of 'Artemis's Lover'" smirked Forrester. "You are sick" said Crow. "No, just twisted" replied Forrester. Forrester and Frank moved behind a titanium wall as the shuttle took off. "He'll arrive in a few hours, push the button Frank" said Forrester. Frank pressed it...

(The Real End)

Author's Notes...Umm yeah! Well anyway having four characters around should be fun, this was a pain in the butt to MST (no pun intended) I know I said I was ending it at the last story but then I say that all the time. I'm looking forward to stuff in the future and maybe I'll stop with the Yaoi fics but they're funny and easy to MST, and I'm ending this sentence here. Send all your comments and feedback to [email protected]