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(Cue MSXT:3K Theme Song)

In the not too distant future,
there was a Hedgehog named Sonic,
a 'lot' different from you and me,
he broke into a secret research base,
but the evil Dr. Robotnik caught him and he shot
him into space (LET ME DOWN!)

We'll send him cheesy Fanfics,
the worst ever written,
he'll have to sit and read them all and
then we'll monitor his mind,
now keep in mind Sonic can't control
when the fanfics begin and end
so to keep his sanity he has his furry friends

(Furry Roll Call)

Tails (The two-tailed kitsune)
Knuckles (The red-dreaded Echidna)
Amy (She follows Sonic EVERYWHERE)

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe,
and other science facts, just repeat to yourself,
IT'S JUST A MSTING, and you should really just relax,
for Mystery Science Infinity 3000

(Satellite of Love)

Sonic turned to face the camera and said "Hiya everyone, hope you're looking forward to the new season just as much as we're dreading the Fics Dr. Robotnik will send us, with me on the SOL this time around are Tails, Amy and Knuckles", behind the blue hedgehog are Amy, Tails and Knuckles and they all wave at the camera, "and we'll MST anything Dr. R cares to send our way". The yellow commercial light started flashing and Sonic said "We'll be right back" and pressed it.

(Dr. Robotnik's Not-So-Secret Base)

Dr. R activated the link to the SOL and began to speak. "Are you ready to do your Invention Exchange?".

(Satellite of Love)

Sonic nodded and pulled out a small jar, inside it was a viscous brown substance. "What is it?" asked Dr. R. "It's Industrial Strength Chilli Sauce (TM) if it's spilt on anything it requires a ground level Nuclear Detonation to clear it" explained Sonic with a small grin that was aimed at the hapless looking Tails. The Hedgehog picked up a knife and slathered some of the goo onto a hot dog. He passed it to Tails, behind the Fox were Knuckles and Amy who wore Nuclear Hazard suits. Tails took a small bite from the end of the hot dog and after a few seconds his head turned red and smoke blew out of his ears. He ran around the SOL in a crazed panic yelling "WATER, WATER!!". "What do you think sir?" asked Sonic. "Cute" came Robotnik's voice from the comm.

(Dr. R's NSS Base)

Dr. R pulled out a cheap looking water-pistol and explained "I've modified the tank in this cheap looking water-pistol to hold a much more DEADLY substance, Snively will you join me!". Dr. Robotnik's nervous looking nephew stepped out from behind a screen door and said "Y-y-yes M-m-master!?". "Stay there" said Robotnik. Robotnik squeezed the trigger of the water-pistol and a stream of liquid soaked Snively. Only a few seconds later Snively cried out in pain. Were the liquid had touched him was beginning to burn away, the smell of burning flesh filled the air. "That's an Invention Exchange, a sample of Flesh Eating Virus, it'll be a hit with kids this summer" said Robotnik with a malicious grin as he watched the sickened reactions of Sonic and his pals.

(Satellite of Love)

"That's quite sick" said Knuckles. "I know, that's my job" grinned Robotnik "anyway your story this week is from the hallowed halls of the Breath of Fire series and since you know nothing about it I felt it should go down hard, unlike the main characters in this story". "Great, another 'classic' game is slaughtered by wannabe authors" groaned Sonic. His pals had no time to lament on this as lights and alarms blared around the SOL bridge. Sonic and Amy ran to the left while Knuckles and Tails ran to the right all the time yelling "We got Lemon sign!".

(Door Sequence)

Door 7: A dog bone, what else?
Door 6: A travel agents advertising 'Visit beautiful Ground Zero'!
Door 5: A poster for Sonic X, shrugging at the plug you move on!
Door 4: The question to the meaning of life, the universe and everything!
Door 3: The answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything!
Door 2: A sign saying 48 MSTings down!
Door 1: A sign saying 'All your MSTings are belong to us'!

(The theatre, Sonic sits in the first seat, Tails in the second, Amy in the third and Knuckles in the fourth)

>Fairie Flight

Sonic: A flight of fancy

>Breath Of Fire 3

Tails: Morning breath like that doesn't win you any friends

>by Neo Cactuar([email protected])

Knuckles: By an animated cactus

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Amy: You have crossed the line

>Disclaimer: This story contains scenes of sexually graphic nature. Do not

Sonic: Read. Ever. Or Else

>read this story if you are not of legal age in your area, or if it is not

Tails: Socially acceptable to do so

>allowed in your community. Do not read this if you are offended by sexual

Knuckles: And if you are. What's your problem?

>acts of any nature. All characters in this story are property of Capcom.

Amy: Capcom. Making sequels to games nobody bought

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Sonic: The great lineage of the Fanfic?

>*Author's note: Sorry, but it's been a while since I've played BOF3.

Tails: Guess somebody oughto to 'BOFF' him then

>Therefore, I'm afraid I've forgotten the fairies names. I'll just make them

Knuckles: (Author) Up as I go along

>as close as I can remember them, but they're probably mixed up.*

Amy: (Author) I would like to repeat: I don't know what I'm doing

> Ryu gripped the Faerie Tiara in his hands as he walked into the ring of

Sonic: Fire?

>flowers. A sense of peace descended upon him as he invoked the item. In a

Tails: Blaze of glory he died. End

>soft pulse of light, the scene around his changed. Cliff walls appeared

Knuckles: (Ryu) Wow, where'd these walls come from?

>behind him, the ocean to his south. Ryu walked up the path to the new faerie
>village, which was still in the early stages of development.

Amy: They had to get planning permission first

>Only the three

Sonic: Who rule were here

>faeries and their leader were here, as this was before the others had been
>born.

Tails:And sadly, we'll have to see how they're born

>Ryu's companions had told him to go on alone, as they stopped in a town for
>supplies.

Knuckles: Whip?
Amy: Check
Knuckles: Rope?
Amy: Check
Knuckles: Plastic dolphin with battery operated fins?
Amy: Check...what?

> They hadn't checked on the faeries in a while, after all.

All: (Singing) You're my wonderwall

>The

Sonic: Day the Fanfic stood still

>leader faerie, Mayfly, rushed out too meet him, chatting excitedly,

Tails: (Mayfly) Oh did you see 'Eastenders' last night? Did you remember to tape 'Who wants to be a Millionare'? Are you going to Dave and Joan's wedding at the weekend?
Knuckles: (Tapping Tails's shoulder) No more soap operas

>"Where have you been, dummy? We got another house built! Look!" Mayfly
>said, pointing at the newly constructed house.

Amy: You call that a house? I've seen sheds with more room

>On of the faeries who was

Sonic: Bored

>clearing more land waved. Apparently the other two were out hunting and
>studying,

Tails: So they were studying hunting. Thank you

>as Ryu had assigned them to do. "What will we use the new room
>for?"

Knuckles: We don't want to know

>"How about as an Inn?" Ryu asked after considering for a while.

Amy: He likes getting drunk. Go figure

>"That's a great idea!" Mayfly said enthusiastically. "Do you want to try it
>out first?" Ryu shrugged his shoulders.

Sonic: (Ryu) Shouldn't I be in a 'Street Fighter' video somewhere?

>"I guess. But it's only noon..." the dragon prince said hesitantly.

Tails: Guess 'Bahamut Lagoon' got boring

>"So? I'm sure your friends will be able to get the right supplies on their
>own." Mayfly said, shooing him away before he could ask her how she knew
>what his friends we doing.

Knuckles: Maybe she's psychic

>Ryu shrugged and went to talk to the other two faeries. He met the one who
>was in charge of clearing land, Mary, on her break, talking with Lily, the
>scholar, excitedly. As the two saw him, they quickly finished whatever they
>were talking about and turned to Ryu.

Amy: (Lily, whispering) Look it's that Ryu, you think the rumour is true?
Sonic: (Mary, whispering) Yeah, I mean who would lie about something like that?

>The three chatted for a while, the faeries curious about Ryu's adventures.
>Eventually, Mary nudged Lily with her elbow.

Tails: (Mary) Is it true you used to be a street fighter till you got your ass kicked

>"Uh, Ryu? Could you come with us for a second?" Lily said, a blush staining
>her small face.

Knuckles: Eeww, her blush is all over the place

>Ryu shrugged and followed the two fluttering faeries.
>Eventually, the faeries led him into a very small sheltered valley.

Amy: So the valley was taking shelter. Thank you

>Ryu saw

Sonic: The plot, and got scared

>that the hunting faerie, Alice, was waiting here. Suspicion began to nag at
>the corners of Ryu's mind.

Tails: (Ryu) Damn brain, always here at the wrong time

>"Okay, Ryu. We, um, need to tell you something," Lily said, embarrased
>about something.

Knuckles: Her continued presence in the story?

>"You see, we faeries do hatch from cocoons like butterflies

Amy: (Ryu, sarcastic) Really I didn't know that

>do, but we still need a male..." Lily trailed off, her blush deepening.

Sonic: How can a blush get deeper? It's either there or it isn't

>"There are, uh, no males of our species left, so we were wondering if you
>could, uh..."

Tails: Run away before the Lemon Field (TM) closes in

>"B-but, I'm not compatible!" Ryu said, realizing what the faeries where
>insinuating.

Knuckles: (Brain) Are you insinuating what I'm insinuating?
Amy: (Pinky) Yes, but where will we get a butterfly and a faery at this time of night?
Knuckles: (Brain) Be quiet or I shall have to hurt you

>"Yes, our ancestors, uh, have done it before..." Mary interjected.

Sonic: (Mary) So why don't you make like a banana and split

>"I-I can't..." Ryu said, blushing himself.

Tails: I guess another line or two then he'll give in

>"Oh, I'm sure you can," Alice said, walking up to him. Ryu jumped in
>surprise as the smal faerie place her hands of his crotch, rubbing his
>genitals through his pants.

Knuckles: (Alice) Damn it, it's too small, anyone got tweezers and a microscope?

>Ryu sat down, overcome as the three faeries fluttered around him, sliding
>off his shirt and pants. His large erection made a tent in his underwear,

Amy: Looks like someone is setting up camp here
(Sonic, Tails and Knuckles give Amy a funny look)
Amy: (Smiling) Sorry

>and Mary gripped it through the fabric in her arms.

Sonic: Why does her arms have cotton in them?

>Ryu was speechless and closed his eyes as Mary caressed his manhood through
>the fabric of his underwear.

Tails: Looks like someones been hitting the Fabric Softener
Knuckles: That was below the belt
Amy: Literally

>The three faeries slid off his underwear, and
>Ryu's large erection sprung into veiw.

All: (Make slightly obscene 'boing' noises)

>Also aroused, the three faeries fluttered around his eleven inch erection,

Sonic: The thing that worries me is most likely it's bigger than the faeries

>touching and rubbing it. A shudder went through Ryu as the three rubbed and
>licked his hard prick. One faerie, Alice, fluttered up to Ryu's face, her
>small pussy dripping wet.

Tails: She's leaking, someone call a plumber

>Ryu darted out his tounge so that the tip of it
>entered Alice's slippery cunt.

Knuckles: She's one slippery cunt. Thank you

>The small faerie moaned and Ryu licked at her
>small pussy, the other two faerie's worked harder at masturbating him.

Amy: (Insulting) Jerk off
Sonic: Literally

>A shudder ran through Alice's body as she orgasmed, her diminuative fluids
>dripping onto Ryu's tounge. She sat down on the prince's chest, panting.

Tails: (Alice, gasping) After all that non-effort I'm puffed out

>Eventually, Ryu also came, causing Lily and Mary to jump back in surprise as
>semen burst out of his straining cock.

Knuckles: Woman and semen don't mix

>Ryu laid back, catching his breath.
>The trhe faerie's caressed his limp erection, Lily licking up the semen on
>his body.

Amy: Sadly she drowned in it all
Sonic: I think you're giving him too much credit
Amy: The author's doing that for him

>Eventually, Ryu was aroused again. To the dragon prince's amazement, Mary
>fluttered over his hard, long cock, settling down on top of it. Winking at
>him,

Tails: (Mary) If you die I'm taking you with me

>the small faerie began wiggling on top of Ryu's cock, working the tip
>of it into her.

Knuckles: From tip to toe, Mary is the way to go

>"Wh-what are you doing? You'll be ripped in half!" Ryu gasped as the small
>faerie strained her pussy against his cock, slowly sliding more of it into
>her.

Amy: Don't worry I'm sure she hid a TARDIS in there

>"Don't worry. Magic," Mary said, winking. Ryu sighed and laid back, trying

Sonic: To ignore the plot contrivance in progress

>not to cum from the intense tightness of the faery. Eventually, Mary had
>taken Ryu's entire dick into her,

Tails: Not that there was much to work with

>so that she was nestled in his thick, blue
>pubic hair. She glee fully gripped some of his azure hair, and began
>wriggling around, getting used to his size.

Knuckles: She's bursting at the seams

>When Ryu didn't think he could take it any longer, Mary finally began
>sliding halfway up his cock, then back down. She did this repeatedly,
>gradually increasing her pace.

Amy: They'll need pacemakers by the end of this

>It wasn't long before both Ryu and Mary came. Mary came first, letting out
>a little squeal as she orgasmed,

All: (Apathetic) Yay!

>impaled by Ryu's hard dick. Her juices

Sonic: Yum, Cola

>dripped down Ryu's length as he then came, firing wads of hot, sticky cum
>deep into Mary, filling the small faery full of his semen.

Tails: And all her internal organs were ruptured

>Mary moaned as

Knuckles: She realised where she was

>Ryu pumped his hot load of sperm into her, some of it leaking out her small
>cunt and down her legs. She beat her wings rapidly as Ryu shot of final wad,
>and laid back panting.

Amy: Yeah, they're all a pretty laid back around here
Sonic: And some of them are on their backs and getting laid. Thank you

>Mary reluctantly pulled Ryu's softening, slippery dick out of her. The
>other faeries jumped in eagerly and took entire handfuls of leftover sperm,

Tails: Don't touch it it could still be live

>rubbing it up their own cunts and licking it up eagerly. Ryu reluctantly got
>dressed, knowing his friends were waiting, but he visited the faery village
>much, much more often from then on.

Knuckes: (Author) And that's a story for another torture session

>________________________________________________________________________

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Sonic: And if we don't?

(All Exit)

(Door Sequence)

1..2..3..4..5..6..7

(Satellite of Love)

"Where did all these jumpsuits come from?" asked Amy as she picked up a load of red suits that lay across the bridge of the SOL. "I dunno random stuff keeps showing up for no apparent reason" explained Sonic. "Well I want this place kept neat and tidy from now on" said Amy sternly and ignoring the schoolboy chuckles of Sonic and company. The Mads light began blinking and Sonic said "What do you think sir?". "Very nice, I'm glad you're enjoying your tenure on the SOL, and I hope you are looking forward to next weeks experiment because it will be equisite pain for you all" said Dr. R then he took a deep breath. "The more complicated your plans get the harder it is to say in one breath" noted Tails with a chuckle. "Very funny, see you all same time next week" said Robotnik and signed off.

(The Real End)

Author's Notes...Hope you enjoyed my take on the Love Theme, I know it sucks, the reason I went back to the Sonic cast? Sonic X is so amazingly brilliant that I thought it would be fun to use the cast again, originally it was gonna be Sonic, Tails, Amy and Cream but I decided to stick with Knuckles 'cause he is cooler ^_- so till next time I leave you with this. SEND ALL C&C to [email protected]

Stinger

"Wh-what are you doing? You'll be ripped in half!" Ryu gasped as the small
faerie strained her pussy against his cock, slowly sliding more of it into
her. "Don't worry. Magic," Mary said, winking.