(Satellite of Love)

(The Holo-grid)

Three little characters appeared, they were the super-deformed versions of Joel, Tom and Crow. "Ok guys" squeaked Joel "choose a game". Tom and Crow looked at the long list of emulated games that appeared. Occasionally they yelled out "Street Fighter II?", "Mortal Kombat?", "Secret of Mana?", "Breath of Fire?", "Final Fantasy?". Each time they said a game Joel muttered "No way". Finally they stopped and Joel asked "Found something?". The 'bots nodded enthusiastically. "What is it?" asked Joel. "Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story!" Crow and Tom said. Joel's jaw-dropped and he said "You cannot be serious!". Crow pressed an imaginary button and the holo-grid dissolved into a 16-bit graphic of a street. "Hey meatball head" Crow chuckled when he saw that Joel had taken on the appearance of Usagi. Joel screamed when he noticed he was wearing the standard senshi outfit. Crow and Tom were similarly dressed. "This isn't what I had in mind" groaned Joel. Suddenly from out of nowhere a large monster appeared. Joel and the 'bots turned around and rushed at it while yelling things like "Moon Tiara Action!", "Venus Crescent Slash!" and "Sparkling Wide Pressure!". The attacks all slammed into the monster and it exploded into a blob of pixels. "Once again I am the greatest!" yelled Tom. "Guys I think it's time to leave" said Joel. "Oh come on this outfit is the greatest!" cried Crow. "Ok you guys when we get outta here I'm reprogramming you with a hammer" said Joel. "Spoilsport" groaned Tom.

(Deep 13)

Forrester watched the scene with bemused interest. "Frank have you found any good yaoi fics?" asked Forrester impatiently. "None what-so-ever but I found a Sailor Moon beastility Lemon, not written by Oscar" replied Frank. "Well I suppose it'll have to do" said Forrester. "Push the button Frank" said Forrester. Frank did so.

(Satellite of Love)

Joel and the 'bots only had time to clean up and get back to the bridge by the time the Fic was sent. Lights and klaxons exploded all over the ship and Joel grabbed Tom and Crow and yelled "We got Lemon sign!".

(Door Sequence)

Door 7 = A Dog Bone, Naturally!
Door 6 = A DVD Collectors Set Of All Four 'Deathstalker' Movies, You Laugh And Pass On!
Door 5 = A Line Of Text Saying '42 MSTings Down' Shrugging You Move On!
Door 4 = An Advert for SonicBlues Groaning At The Shameless Plug You Proceed!
Door 3 = A Page Of Cheat Codes For Star Trek: Elite Force Which You Scribble Down!
Door 2 = The Ghosts Of Sci-Fi Movies Of Old Howl As You Pass!
Door 1 = A Blue Wormhole Warps You Into The Theatre!

(The Theatre, A Row Of Seven Seats, Usual Cast Arrangement)

>***********************************************************************************************

Joel: There's more stars here than in the Milky Way!

>*STOP!! If you are under 18 years of age, stop reading now and back out. *

Crow: We woulda if we coulda

>*(Yeah right! As if you'd listen to me!) There are graphic descriptions of lesbian bestiality.*

Tom: Sorry did the author say if he was named Oscar?

>*You've been warned... *

Joel: It has begun!

>***********************************************************************************************

Tom: Starring the entire cast of 'Artemis's Lover'

>BEDTIME FOR LUNA

Crow: No more staying up late for that pussy
Joel: Ick, Crow!

>BY The Screaming Flame

Tom: By a screaming flame

>When Luna walked into the living room, she found Serena playing her Sailor V video game. After
>hearing Serena's cursing at yet another loss, she sighed loudly.

Crow: (Luna) Kids and their loud video games

>"You need to go to bed soon, Serena."

Joel: (Serena) It's only 1AM!

>Serena whined pitifully, "Ahhh, Luna. Can't I stay up just this once, pleeeeeaaaase? Mom and
>dad are gone on their business trip till tuesday

Tom: Yes, their 'business trip'HAHAHAHA

>and Sammy's staying over at his friend's for the next couple of days."

Crow: His name wouldn't be Mamoru by any chance?
Joel: What?

>"No, Serena."

Tom: Do as your pussy says!
Joel: Would it matter if I said stop the cat jokes?
Crow: Nope

>"Ok. I'm almost finished anyway. Just a little mooore." Serena said, just before she died
>again.

Tom: She died just like that?
Joel: Yeah that was easy

>"Oh, Serena! You'll never finish that game tonight."

Crow: (Serena) Yes I will as soon as I get a Game Genie

>"Betcha I can!"

Tom: Ohh, cat fight!

>"I'll bet you can't!"

Joel: (Serena) I'll bet you a million bucks I can!

>"Alright. The bet's been made. If I win, I want you to lick my cunt till I fall asleep," Serena
>stated with an evil grin.

Crow: Damn, this is an Oscar-fic!
Tom: It can't be the spelling and grammer are good!
Joel: Pity the plot/characters can't be better

>Luna was shocked, "WHAT!?"

Crow: She said, no I can't bring myself to repeat it!

>Serena continued, "And no backing out!"

Tom: We want out!
Joel: Stay frosty, we survived months of these Fics and we can survive this!

>"Serena, I don't think you're old enough, nor even of an equivalent species, for that!"

Crow: Yay! Luna won't take no crap from her bitches!
Joel: You don't need to curse Crow

>"Whatsa matter, Luna? Afraid I'll win?"

Tom: (Luna) No I'm afraid I'll win and leave you disappointed

>"No, it's not that! I just told you why not!"

Crow: Did she? Where?

>"I don't care! No matter what you say, the bet stands!" And then she proceeded to blow Luna's

Joel: I thought she was waiting till she finished the game!
Tom: You want to see this?
Joel: No! But I want to see CONTINUITY!

>mind by flawlessly finishing the game from the beginning.

Crow: Plot contrivances are a bitch

>Later that night....

Tom: Thoughts turned to MURDER!

>Serena called out, "Time for bed, Luna! Remember our bet!"

Joel: (Luna) How could I forget you've been screaming and shouting all night

>Luna returned, "I don't know if I can do this."

Crow: (Serena) It's easy, just put your lips together and blow

>"C'mon, Luna. You lost the bet, so get your pussy over here, pussy!"

Tom: (Serena) Yeah I want to stroke the pretty pussy of my pretty pussy

>"Oh, alright!" Luna crawled out of the closet and stiffly walked toward the bed. Serena was
>already dressed for bed,

Joel: Doesn't she need to be undressed?

>happily on all fours on her bed with her grinning face pointed straight at her. (The things I
>let go on a sure bet!) she thought sullenly.

Crow: Let this be a lesson to you all, never gamble!

>As soon as Luna hopped on the bed, Serena sat back against the headboard. She raised her butt

Tom: (Luna) All right come out here with your butt in the air!

>slightly, pulled her pyjama bottoms down to mid-thigh and then leaned back and waited with her
>legs spread apart.

Joel: Someone tell me why it's called 'spread-eagle'?
Crow: Dunno, something to do with the birds and the bees

>Luna noted that Serena was already wet and shuddered inwardly, (Oh, God! She really wants
>this!)

Tom: (Luna) Oh no, I'm trapped in a cheesy-Fanfic

>When she finally reached the juncture between Serena's thighs, she stopped, stared at the
>golden-blond triangle of hair above Serena's swollen pussy lips, took a deep breath, and then

Joel: Vomited!

>shoved her face forward. As soon as her nose was buried in Serena's pussy, she began licking up
>and down. Occasionally, her nose would go under Serena's hood and rub her clit. For the
>entire time, Serena had two handfuls of blanket in each hand and was squeezing as hard as she
>could.

Crow: (Serena) Must...Crush...Blanket!

>Eventually, Luna's licking teased her clit out of its hood and her nose rubbed against it
>harder and more often.

Tom: Gives a new meaning to 'getting hard'

>Serena gasped, "Oh, Luna! You're so good! Ahhh!"

Joel: (Serena) Ahh! The cat is attacking me!

>Luna, with her face full of muff, grumbled to herself.

Tom: (Luna) Why me!? Why me!?
Crow: Why is she complaining!? Her face is all hairy anyway!
Tom: Zing!

>Eventually, Serena began losing control of her muscles which meant that she was about to have
>one helluvan orgasm. Her arms flailed around, her breathing came out in huge puffs and
>gasps, and her legs locked tight together, holding Luna's face deep in her pussy. To her credit

Joel: She's died rather than continuing this story

>(and the wording of the bet), Luna kept licking Serena's clit even though she was slowly
>suffocating.

Crow: (Chanting insanely) Die! Die! Die! Die!

>Finally, when Serena's muscles all went limp at the same and Serena was asleep, Luna got up
>coughing. At first, she couldn't get enough air, but soon she found out she was coughing up
>Serena's cum which was also covering her head.

Tom: (Luna) Ohh look a cumball
Joel: (Runs off stage clutching his throat)
Tom: Whoops!
Joel: (Sitting down) Thanks for that Tom it made my day brighter

>Luna was still coughing by the time she made it to Amy's home. Amy's mom was also away that
>weekend,

Crow: Yes, at this mysterious 'business trip'

>and Luna needed someone reliable to talk to about Serena's behavior that night.

Joel: So why did she go to Amy's?

>After a few seconds of scratching at the door, Amy opened it. She was still wearing her school
>uniform.

Tom: Like she wears anything else!?

>"Oh, Luna! I didn't expect you to come here! What's the matter?"

Joel: (Luna) I'm trapped in a dimension of beastility, a dimension of porn and hentai a mysterious place called...
All: The Lemon Zone! (All hum 'The Twilight Zone' tune)

>They went into the dining room to talk.
Crow: (Amy) Yes talk that's it!

>Luna sighed, she hadn't been able to get all the sticky cum off her fur, "Serena's just shown
>me how much control she really has."

Tom: (Luna) None

>"What do you mean?"

Joel: (Amy) Could you forshadow a little more

>"I mean she made a bet with me and wouldn't let me back out."
Crow: Well bets are bets and you can't break them

>"That could be seen as being responsible. I mean, if she had let you back out, she would have
>been giving up."

Tom: Yes and we know that Serena never, ever GIVES UP!
Crow: That episode when she wanted to go to the fancy dress ball should prove that

>Something tickled Amy's nose, so she took a little sniff of the air. Not recognizing the smell,

Joel: Yeah after 50-million Senshi Orgies she doesn't know pussy when she smells it?
Tom: Join us in the gutter Joel, plenty of room

>but thinking it smelled very good, she asked, "What was the bet about anyway?"

Crow: (Luna) Sex, what else?

>"She bet me that if she won her Sailor V video game, I'd have to do something for her..."

Joel: (Luna) Something evil and despicable, take a bath

>"That's not so bad. What's the problem?"
Tom: (Luna) The water was too warm

>"She won the game. From the beginning."

Crow: I'm impressed but...how!?

>"Luna, are we talking about the same Serena!? I mean, I will stick up for her now and then, but
>is she really capable of winning that game?"

Joel: (Luna) Not a chance in hell

>"Yes, it's the same Serena. And, yes, she did finish the game. But that's not the real
>problem."

Tom: (Luna) The real problem is this Lemon

>"Then what is it, Luna?"

Crow: (Luna) I just feel like crying and I don't know why

>"The deal was that if she won I'd have to lgjhgdrjhgfvna."

Joel: (Luna) I'd have to speak technobabble for a week

>"Please don't mumble Luna. I can't understand you."

Tom: (Luna) Gsfoifheqohif

>Luna took a deep breath and then blurted it all out, "She wanted me to perform oral sex on
>her!" Then she turned her face away in shame.

Crow: Know what? She liked it really
Joel: She better 'cause it looks like it's happening again

>Amy was shocked and she blushed furiously, "You didn't..."

All: She did!

>Luna nervously wiped at her cum-stained fur while her face went from black to bright red,

Joel: Stop sign? What stop sign?

>"I did. That's what I'm covered in and that's what you're probably smelling."
>"Oh, Luna. Why?"

Crow: (Luna) The author pays double for beastility

>"Because I...uh...that is, ahem..." Luna's face began burning up she was so embarrassed and
>bewildered, "I...guess...I can't really say why." (It couldn't have been because I liked it,
>could it?) she thought.

Tom: No 'cause enjoying it would just be too whacked out wouldn't it!?

>Now Luna smelled something very curious and noticed that Amy was no longer paying attention,
>(Oh no! Not Amy, too!)

Joel: Yes, Amy too!

>Sure enough, Amy opened her eyes with a look of pure lust on her face. Her voice was husky and
>uncertain, "Um, Luna...Oh Luna, I want you so bad!"

Crow: Damn, cats are popular today!

>Luna jumped off the table just as Amy lunged forward, but she suddenly stopped in mid-air. Amy
>had caught her tail!

Tom: Guess she's in bit of a tail-spin

>While hanging upside-down, she screamed out, "AMY! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! THINK OF WHAT YOU'RE
>DOING!!"

Joel: (Amy) I'm just getting a hold on you. Thank you!

>Amy sounded like she was very far away and her voice was very slow, "I know exactly what I'm
>doing, Luna." Amy stood up and, with one hand, dropped her skirt to the floor.

Crow: After taking it off I assume

>"I'm going to make you do to me what you did to Serena." Then she pushed Luna's head past the
>elastic of her panties. Luna could barely breathe because of the waistband.

Tom: So she's got Luna in a stranglehold. Thank you!

>She yelled with a wheeze in her voice, "AMY!! LET ME OUT!"

Joel: (Luna) I'll harm you!

>"Unh un, Luna. You pleasure me first, or you don't get out."

Crow: (Luna) Is this another bet?
Tom: (Amy) Yeah! As in 'I bet you don't live long'

>Luna had no choice but to give in. Her large sigh caused Amy to shiver and moan. She took as
>deep a breath as she could and then went to work on Amy's puffy pussy.

Joel: Looks like Luna is all puffed out. Thank you!

>Amy's stiff clit was already sticking out about a quarter of an inch, so Luna began with it.
>She licked it all around, sucked it into her mouth, and bit down on it lightly. Amy was
>moaning loudly while her pussy began gushing out her juice.

Crow: Y'know I think Luna's had a lot of time to practise this

>Luna kept right on with Amy's clit, hoping it would bring Amy to a fast orgasm so she could get
>out and breathe.

Tom: Breathe stupid, breathe

>In the meantime, Amy had been stroking Luna's tail with one hand while holding her up with the
>other. However, her legs had given out, so she ended up falling into the seat of her chair.
>This gave Luna a little room to hold herself up and she began breathing a bit easier,

Joel: (Luna, gasping) I need air!

>although she was still being choked by Amy's panties.

All: (Make choking, gargling sounds)

>Amy wanted more pleasure than she was getting. To help, she pulled her panties down to her
>knees.

Crow: So her panties where brought to her knees. Thank you

>Luna began breathing hard onto her cunt, but she wouldn't stop pleasuring Amy's clit. Amy then
>bent forward over Luna and pulled her panties all the way off. There was a quiet squish
>when they hit the floor.

Joel: Splat!

>She spread her legs as far apart as she could and put her hands on Luna's head, forcing Luna
>down to lick her aching pussy.

Tom: Luna's licking her own pussy!?
Joel: Ick, Tom!

>Luna resisted only for a second, then eagerly plunged her face into Amy's pussy. She licked
>inside Amy's lips, and shoved her nose hard against Amy's clit. Amy was moaning and yelling
>Luna's name while she reached up under her shirt and began fondling her breast.

Crow: She only has the one y'see!

>She wasn't wearing a bra and her nipples were already rock hard. She soon began gasping loudly
>and her muscles started spasming. Luna shoved her face farther into Amy's cunt and sucked
>hard on her clit. With a final scream of passion, Amy fell onto the floor, shivering on her
>side.

Tom: (Amy, shivering) So cold, so very, very cold!

>Luna narrowly avoided going with her. Amy was fast asleep with a big smile on her face and
>saliva dripping out of her mouth.

Joel: (Luna) Oh I love drool!

>Luna coughed and Amy's cum came out.

Crow: How does she know, it could be what's left of Serena's

>She sighed, but realized, (I really _do_ like that! I can't believe it! Right now, I think it's
>disgusting, but when I was doing it, I liked it. Oh, Luna. What will you do now?)

Tom: Move out and hide somewhere, living in a dumpster and hunting for scraps at night
Crow: (Luna) I could live with that

>She shook her head, made a decision, and curled up into a ball beside Amy. She purred happily
>in her sleep.

Joel: (Luna) I was dreaming of a guy named Oscar

>********

Tom: Guess I was starstruck by that

>Well, end of story. Have a good time? We see you again, eh? Give regards to
>[email protected]

(All remain seated)

Mystery Science Infinity 3000
Episode 806: terra and celes' love
MSTing by Infinity ([email protected])
Original Story by [email protected]
Disclaimer: This story is (C) to its original author, I do not intend to offend the writer, think of this as another form of C&C, any random mention of songs, books, games, tv shows, movies and so on are all coincidental and all (C) to their original creators

title: terra and celes' love

Joel: Title: Another Day, Another MSTing

>author:[email protected]

All: Join us at [email protected]

>series:ff3

Crow: Fighting Force 3?

>[ff][draft]

Tom: (Author) This is a draft of a waste of time

>DISCLAIMER:

Joel: Objects in the Fic appear bigger than they really are

>yeah, these arent my characters, this isnt my setting, and im not getting

Crow: Any better at spelling

>paid. so no one sue me, and if you dont like the following story, dont read

Tom: Believe me we wish we didn't have to

>it. also dont read it unless your 18 or older, or you dont give a damn about
>the law...oh, wait, just the 18 year old part.

Joel: Out of all the disclaimers in all the FanFics in all the world this is the worst

>umm, for critizism, emial me. or for whatever email me. im lonely, cant
>you tell?

Crow: Yes, we can also tell you can't spell

>[email protected]

Tom: He's a ginja-ninja

> terra and celes' love

Joel: Is contrived at best

>terra smiled back at celes, placing her hand on her cheek. she relished

Tom: The salsa dip

>the feel of her smooth face looking down at her own. she loved every part of

Crow: The horrible story that was in progress

>celes, her blonde hair, her large, dark nippels, her fluffy little patch of

Joel: Grass that she was growing outside

>pubic hair, the curves of her hips, down to her slender toes. they both
>sighed as they caught their breath.

Tom: Even their breath can't stand to be in the same story

>"making love to you is hard work, love" terra whispered. they had been
>making love for hours.

Crow: Well no wonder it's getting harder

>celes' smile widened. she had been having an affair with terra for well
>on three months now, and her husband was none the warer. but why would he be?

Joel: Maybe the camera that was setup in the attic?

>after the fall of kefka, the world had to be rebuilt, almost from the ground
>up.

Tom: Everybody join the Cult of Kefka, fab prizes to be won

>and he had takin quite the role in leading that. everything had

Crow: Such bad grammer and punctuation

>changed...even her choice in bed-partners. celes looked over terra's small
>breasts. they had pink nipples, small as a gold coin. they were her favorite
>thing to suck on,

Joel: Apart from the lollypops from the store

>and terra loved it. of course, she loved to bury her face

Tom: She's an ostrich now

>in terra's light green pubic hair as well, but sucking those little pink nubs
>just sent off rockets for both women.

Crow: Look everyone the Saturn V

>she grabed terra's firm butt as she replied. "are you complaing? we can
>always call this thing off, you know."

All: Yes please, call it off!

>terra laughed and lent in to kiss her sweet lips, which still had the
>taste of her own sex on them, when they heard the door open.

Joel: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum I smell the blood of a lesbian couple

>"he's home!" celes whispered as she threw terra out of bed.

Tom: (Mimes throwing) Look she's out the window and it's a field goal!

>her husband was not the kind of man you would want to tell you were having an
>affair to.

Crow: He's not the kinda guy you tell anything

>a week later, at figaro castle, celes dropped in on terra. terra had her
>own office, and she was in charge of organizing personal accounts and dairies
>for a huge novel about magic.

Joel: They must be writing 'Magic: The Gathering'

>they didnt want future generations forgetting
>about such an important thing.

Tom: Yes, learning how to cast fire and brimstone is EXTREMELY important

>"hey, are you busy?" she asked, peeking around the door-way.

Crow: (Terra) Nope, just a Everest-sized pile of work today

>celes smiled, "not for you. what do you need?" celes replied, knowing
>full well the answer.

Joel: Lots and lots of glitter

>terra just mocked frustration as she closed the door behind her. both women
>laughed. she leaned back agisnt the door.

Tom: (Celes) I'm not a door-jamb you know

>"you always have to make me say it, dont you?" terra asked.

Crow: (Celes) Well I love making you squirm

>"but of course!"

Joel: Now turn around and leave and enter properly

>"fine, you know i want your body, you know i want to taste you, why do i
>always have to say it?"

Tom: (Terra) It gives our shallow relationship some depth

>"BECAUSE, now just say it, im dripping wet here!"

Crow: Someone call a plumber

>"ok, ok....celes, i love you from the bottom of my heart, and i want to
>prove that love through our bodies... there, happy?"

Joel: (Celes) Well next time don't chew any gum

>celes beamed with joy. she always made terra repeat her first statement
>of love everytime they shared each other.

Tom: They share each other with friends and family

>celes moved over to terra as terra

Crow: Tried to escape

>rose from her chair. the met halfway, and slid into a deep kiss. celes began

Joel: To get grossed out

>rubbing her lovers body through her clothing, already she could feel terra's
>nippels through her shirt. they moved back toward the desk, pushing aside
>papers and whatnot to make room.

Tom: Why? There's a perfectly good couch over there!

>terra hopped up on the desk.celes spread her

Crow: All right spread 'em

>legs and raised her long dress up to her waist, exposing her lovers pussy.

Joel: Luna escaped and is looking for revenge!

>celes jaw dropped. she looked up at terra and asked,

Tom: Why me of all Final Fantasy characters!?

>"when the hell did you do that?!"

Crow: (Terra) My husband was getting kinda rough!

>terra beamed, "this morning, in the bath! it was easy, and ive been
>daydreaming of showing you all day! touch it!"

Joel: (Celes) Is it safe?

>celes reached out her hand to touch the clean-shaven pussy. she found it
>amazingly smooth to the touch.

Tom: Smooth as an Android's bottom eh?

>"do you like it?" terra asked.

Crow: It stinks

>celes replied by moving down and kissing the area where terra had had
>pubic hair not to long ago.

Joel: In the not-too-distant-past

>it was smooth like down feathers on her lips, and
>she knew they would be making love for hours.

Tom: (Looking at watch) Your thirty seconds are up

>"we'd best lock the door, love" she suggested.

Crow: Why? Someone might walk in on us

>terra looked at her with a sheepish grin, "um, better not, i, uh, have to
>go." "WHAT?!" celes replied,

Joel: She said she had to go!

>with her mouth still around terra's mound.

Tom: They playing baseball now?

>"yeah, well, duty calls....and, um, stop that, ohhh, i cant, uh,
>concentrate......stop...dont stop...oh, please dont stop love..."

Crow: Make up your mind would ya!?

>celes licked terras clit for all she was worth.

Joel: Which wasn't much

>she shook her head back

Tom: (Celes) No this is all wrong

>and forth slapping the swollen clit with her tongue. she licked it up and
>down, left, right, sucked, shaked, and then brought up a finger. she began
>kissing and licking the newlyshaved area as she slid a finger into her lover.

Crow: (Celes) This may sting a lot and it'll teach ya about life, love and lemons

>terra bucked at the insertion, and moaned deeply while she pulled the top of
>her dress down, to play with her nipples. celes knew terra had been playing

Joel: The Final Fantasy sequels and she was scared at the cash-cow it had become

>with herslef all day, in anticipation of this moment, and was already close
>to orgasim.

Tom: I was already close to losing my lunch

>so she backed off, looking at terra's pussy from a wider angle.

Crow: This lemon is now in widescreen with dolby stereo

>terra smiled, and slid the rest of her clothing off. she sat on the desk,
>completly naked, showing herslef to her lover. celes, grinned.

Joel: (Celes) Huh, huh. You spell funny

>"i like it. later, i want you to shave mine!"

Tom: (Terra) Ok but leave the beard

>celes ended her statement, by pulling the draw-string on the back of her
>blouse. she shrugged it off, exposing her huge brown nippels. terra started
>rubbing her clit slowly,

Crow: Yep, take your time, we got all day and all night!
Joel: Would you hurry up please!

>looking over celes' body. celes then stepped out of

Tom: The story

>her shoes, and stretched up to the ceiling, showing off the high archs of her
>sexy feet.

Crow: Celes has arches in her feet?

>she then un-did the sraw to her dress, and let that fall to the
>floor to. she knew she had to hurry, before terra got herslef off.

Joel: (Celes) I don't want you getting off on this young lady

>"lack back love, and let me make love to you" celes said.

Tom: (Terra) Sorry could you repeat that?

>terra complied, laying back on the desk, spreding her legs. her cunt
>throbbed, and was dripping everywhere. celes climbed onto the desk, placing
>her self pussy to pussy with terra.

Crow: So they were a couple of pussies. Thank you!

>she lowered herself down to where she

Joel: Tried to grab the rope and swing to freedom

>could hump her friends clit with her own. this was theyre favorite
>positition.

Tom: What the hell is a 'positition'?
Crow: A positive position?

>they saved it for special occasions, or quickies when they knew
>they had no time.

Joel: So their special occasions were quickies. Thank you

>she began slowly rubbing herslef aginst her lovers sex,

Tom: Would like to clarify. Sex is an action not a thing. Idiots

>moving slow, letting the friction build. terra moaned and bucked back

Crow: She's a bucking bronco

>uncontrollably. celes picked up speed, rubbing harder, faster, and her pussy
>turned into fire.

Joel: Guess they were getting friction burns
Tom: Someone call the Burn Ward

>they roared aginst each other, humping, grinding, in mad
>need for release.

Crow: So they're trying to release the madness. Thank you

>terra moaned "im cumming, im cunmming, oh yes, ohhhh, god, yes"

Joel: Oh god no the FanFic is still on it should've ended three hours ago

>celes started sucking terras nipples, pinching them with her teeth,

Tom: Celes is master of Terras Kasi?

>multiplying terra's orgasm.

Crow: What's orgasm times six?

>as she felt her pussy quake and flood, she too

Joel: Hoped the dam would hold

>began to orgasim, adding to the puddle of sex juice they were making.

Tom: Hope no-one falls into it

>they

Crow: Suck

>both shaked and held each other as the pleasure subsided.

Joel: Thank god that's out of the road

>"that was fantastic" they both said at once.

Tom: Yeah if you're dead

>"quite." shadow said.

Crow: When did Shadow find time to come here?
Joel: He was blacklisted by Sonic after 'Taken'

>[email protected], also if you want to help me write this or have some ideas,
>email me. all people who help will be listed.

Tom: That's gonna be one long list
Crow: Exit?
Joel: Yes!

(All Exit)

(Door Sequence)

1..2..3..4..5..6..7

(Satellite of Love)

(Holo-grid)

"This time I pick" said Joel harshly. The super-deformed trio stood in the centre as Joel tried to decide which game to load in. He muttered and mused over each game and the 'bots began to grumble. "Pick something already!" said Tom. "Ok!" said Joel excitedly. Out of the blackness a three blue words started to fade in. They resolved themselves into the words FINAL FANTASY III, Joel and the 'bots transformed into little FF3 characters and grabbed swords and axes and started charging at all the monsters.

(Deep 13)

Dr Forrester and TV's Frank sat back and watched as Joel and the 'bots took on the forms of characters from Final Fantasy III and started fighting their way through the perfectly recreated game.

(The Real End)

Author's Notes...Yeah this was a long one and thankfully it is over! Do I have anything planned for Season 9? The answer is maybe! Well till next time I hope you enjoyed the run! I know I did even if I did have to read FORTY-EIGHT of the worst FanFics ever written. Send all comments, flames, etc to [email protected]!

Stinger 1

"Alright. The bet's been made. If I win, I want you to lick my cunt till I fall asleep," Serena
stated with an evil grin. Luna was shocked, "WHAT!?"

Stinger 2

terra hopped up on the desk.celes spread her legs and raised her long dress up to her waist, exposing her lovers pussy. celes jaw dropped. she looked up at terra and asked, "when the hell did you do that?!"