(Satellite of Love)

"Is Joel STILL in there?" asked Tom getting more agitated. "Yeah, and I don't think he's coming out" added Crow. "Don't say that please" said Tom having horrible memories of 'Taken' and 'Hatsu-koi'. Joel was currently sitting in a closet, he had transcripts of the last forty-five MSTings and was hoping to try and get inspiration to combat the evils that Forrester had promised to send. Even though the 'bots wanted to help they tried to ignore the cries of "Nooo!" and "Why!" that seemed to drag on until the commercial light started flashing. "Sadly we'll be right back" said Crow and he tapped the light with his beak.

(Insert Commercial Here)

Joel and the 'bots stood at the console and as usual awaited the call of the Mads, all of them tried to think of anything else except today's experiment. The Mads light started flashing and once again Joel hesitated before pressing it. "Nervous, huh?" asked Tom. Joel nodded and said "These last few have been difficult but we'll live to fight another day!" replied Joel.

(Deep 13)

"Hello Joel" said the smiling Dr. Forrester "I hope all of you are having a DREADFUL day". "Uhh Doc we have a problem" said TV's Frank. "And that is?" asked Forrester. "I've scoured the archives, there is no yaoi fiction what-so-ever" explained Frank. Forrester looked concerned for only a moment but then said "Just get them the regular kind then, we'll save the best till last". Frank nodded and pulled out several sheets of paper.

(Satellite of Love)

Joel asked tentatively "What is the regular kind?". "Good old Sailor Moon" said Forrester over the comm. "Oh great" muttered Crow. "Another Senshi Orgy?" asked Tom. "Not really but at least it isn't yaoi" said Frank. Forrester chuckled and said "Don't worry after this your life will get a lot worse, push the button Frank!". Frank did so and on the SOL lights and klaxons blared around the ship, Joel grabbed Tom and Crow and yelled "We got Lemon sign!".

(Door Sequence)

Door 7 = A Dog Bone, Naturally!
Door 6 = A DVD Collectors Set Of All Four 'Deathstalker' Movies, You Laugh And Pass On!
Door 5 = A Line Of Text Saying '42 MSTings Down' Shrugging You Move On!
Door 4 = An Advert for SonicBlues Groaning At The Shameless Plug You Proceed!
Door 3 = A Page Of Cheat Codes For Star Trek: Elite Force Which You Scribble Down!
Door 2 = The Ghosts Of Sci-Fi Movies Of Old Howl As You Pass!
Door 1 = A Blue Wormhole Warps You Into The Theatre!

(The Theatre, A Row Of Seven Seats, Usual Cast Arrangement)

>Ami's sexual experiences started at the age of fourteen. After

Joel: What no opening credits?
Crow: ...After that it was all downhill

>staying after school very late, she was confronted by two of her classmates.

Tom: Can we study with you?

>They were very direct and asked plain out: "May we rape you? We'll pay!" Ami's

Joel: Wondering why they'll pay to rape since rape is usually by force!

>answer was no, but they raped her anyway.

Crow: Well now that's out of the way can we leave?

>Joe grabbed the neck of her collar and ripped. Each button of her uniform

Tom: Slowly, slowly, one by one

>popped off one by one, exposing breasts just barely held in by her bra. Kai, on

Joel: He's wondering how she can have breasts at fourteen

>the other hand had begun groping under her skirt and had slipped his hand inside

Crow: (Kai) I found the buried treasure

>her panties. Ami dropped her books and tried to fight them off, but to no avail.

Joel: Only now she tries to fight?

>They wrestled her to the ground. Joe fondling her breasts out of the tight bra,

Tom: (Ami) I know you know your work and all but it would be easier if you take the bra off

>Kai's finger probing deep into her womb.

Crow: How'd he get a finger all the way up there, and shouldn't Ami have died if he did that?

>Joe began to unbuckle his belt, but as

Joel: (Joe) Usual he couldn't because he was too stupid

>he did, the buckle hit Ami in the head and knocked her out.

Tom: Weakling

>When she awoke, she was covered in cum. It was in her mouth, her eyes, all

Crow: Shouldn't she have been blinded?
Joel: Try not to think about it

>over her chest, in her womb, and she could even feel it inside her butt. As she
>got up to collect her clothes, she felt a strange feeling between her legs.

Tom: (Ami) Wow this is even better than my vibrator

>She

Crow: Is stupid

>reached into her vagina and pulled out a wad of cash. She counted it. $50!

Joel: (Petrol station attendant) Ok fill 'er up with 50-bucks worth

>This gave her an idea, which she formulated as she pulled her panties and
>bra on. As she slipped into her skirt and what was left of her shirt. First off,
>she would have to buy a new school uniform.

Tom: I'm sure the Senshi have a few spare

>The next day she approached Joe and Kai with this proposal: "I will let
>you and any of your friends rape me after school on whatever day you want." But
>this was her condition:

Crow: The ebola virus?

>she would charge $50 per person per orgasm. She also
>reserved the right to charge extra for various reasons (i.e. if they wanted to
>ruin her school uniform, or cause pain to her (like pummeling her with fists or
>fucking her when she wasn't wet), etc.)

Joel: (Ami) And it's double on weekends and bank holidays

>They agreed and met her after school in
>the darkened hallways.

Tom: At least she's taking advantage of the situation
Joel: Yeah she'll be walking off with a load of cash
Crow: And a load of cu...
Joel: (Interrupts with a cough)
Crow: Sorry, boy you'd think I was a pervert the way I go on
Joel and Tom: ...

>There were five of them the first night. At first, she only saw Joe. He
>ran up and grabbed her arms, forcing her against the wall. He took out a knife
>and began to cut each button off of her school uniform. Threatening that he
>would kill her if she screamed. Ami, of course, knew this was all done to

Crow: Waste our time and pad out the story

>increase his pleasure, so she went along with it. Joe pulled her shirt back
>roughly and looked in dismay at her plain cotton bra.

Joel: (Joe) I specifically demanded polyester

>"What is this crap", he screamed. He punched her in the stomach. Ami fell
>to the floor. "I was expecting some sexy lingerie, bitch!" He kicked her in the
>stomach again. Ami felt as if she were going to throw up. She now felt a second

Tom: (Ami) Finally I can feel, I feel as though I should be escaping

>person come up behind her and begin to lift her skirt up. "Same at this end",

Joel: Both sides are the same?

>she heard Kai say. He kicked her right in the pussy. Now she lay flat on the

Crow: I don't care if this is a story you just don't do that

>ground. The cold marble stone pressing against her semi-exposed chest. She was
>in immense pain. A third person turned her over. "Who gives a shit", he said,

Joel: As long as she bleeds
Tom: Someone's dark today
Joel: It was a long time coming

>"it comes off anyway". And he ripped her bra off. This man was the first one
>that night to show any of his skin. He pulled his penis out, waiting a few
>seconds before it became erect. Then he stuck it between her breasts and began
>moving it back and forth. She felt others, sloppily removing her panties and
>tearing out pubic hair with it. She stifled a scream.

Crow: (Ami) I suddenly realised where I am, this is really gross!

>"What the fuck??!", said an unknown fourth person, "Why isn't she shaved?"

Tom: She doesn't have a beard

>Then she felt the cold metal of a knife slide in between the lips of her sex.
>This feeling scared her and she arched her back. The man on top of her pushed
>her back down with immense strength and continued his journey toward orgasm.

Joel: How many roads must a man walk down to an orgasm
Crow: Seven
Joel: It's a hypothetical question
Crow: Eight
Joel: D'you even know what hypothetical means?
Crow: (Reaching for dictionary) Of course!

>She

Tom: The She-Beast

>narrowly escaped being cut by the knife. "Next time, bitch", she heard from the
>vicinity of her legs, this was a fifth person, "You better be shaved." The man

Joel: Yeah because this is bad enough without THAT starting to talk

>on top of her was beginning to move quicker and quicker. Then he
>stopped...waiting for something. Ami waited too. Then he slapped her. "Open your
>mouth, you cunt!" She obeyed. The man began his pleasure again. At the same

Crow: Time we got really bored with the proceedings

>time, she felt someone enter her between the legs. 'Not wet...extra money', she
>thought. Then she felt something warm enter her mouth and realised that one of
>her 'assailants' had his penis in her mouth. He already had a little bit of cum
>on the tip from his excitement between her breasts. Finally, he came into her
>mouth.

All: (Make sloppy eating sounds)

>Ami nearly threw up the moment her tongue came in contact with it, but
>held on. She choked both from the cum and the penis hitting the back of her
>throat.

Joel: Now you have to ask yourself one question, choke or die?
Crow: Choke, choke, choke
Tom: I second that

>Her eyes were watering. The man finally pulled his penis out of her
>mouth. Then he dried it off on her shirt and walked away.

Joel: (Ami) I'm sending a cleaning bill for that!

>Now the man inside of her pussy gave her an instruction: "Struggle", was
>all he said. She maneuvered to try to get his penis out of her, but he grabbed
>her waist and held on. Ami began to squirm. The man tried to hold her by the
>waist but couldn't.

Crow: (Director) Sorry that scene just doesn't look right, everyone back to starting positions and we'll try again

>He grabbed her hands and pushed them to the floor. All the

Tom: Kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put the Lemon back together again

>while, he was moving in and out of her. She tried struggling harder and he
>slapped her. He continuously slapped her until she stopped struggling. This was
>fine with him, he grabbed her breasts with both hands and began squeezing them
>and using them as a purchase

Joel: (Supermarket advert) Free Ami's breasts with every purchase of 'Lesbian Orgy: The Sailor Senshi Story'
Crow: At all disreputable video shops and not availible through mail order

>with which to thrust himself inside of her harder.

All: (Chanting) Again, harder, harder, harder

>Every time he thrusted, she would arch her back, as if in pain. Because frankly,

Tom: Frankly I don't give a damn

>she was. But the arching seemed to increase his enjoyment even more. He came
>inside of her, she could feel his body shaking with the pleasure of his orgasm.
>Then he pulled it out and walked away.

Joel: (Ami) Don't forget to call, write, e-mail, instant message...
Crow: Etcetra, Etcetra

>Joe was next. He sat down at her head and told her to turn over. She did

Tom: She's the compliant victim

>and found herself staring right at his penis. "Suck it", he said.

Joel: You guys suck!

>She hesitantly

Crow: Slowly, step by step

>took his piece of warm flesh into her mouth and was about to begin when she was
>startled by a strange feeling.

Joel: (Ami) Help me I'm trapped in another dimension
All: (Make vortex-y style noises)

>It was a penis in her butt! Startlement quickly

Tom: Turned to hate, hate turned to anger and anger turned to the dark side!

>turned into anguish as the man moved into her narrowest passage and began taking
>his pleasure. She tried to ignore it as much as she could and took Joe's penis
>into her mouth. She sucked it and moved it about with her tongue. As the pain
>in her rear became more accute, it became more apparent in her face, which was

Joel: Getting stretched, crushed and mutilated

>already red. She couldn't breath well with the penis in her throat. And every
>time it hit the back of her throat, she gagged. The pain and the gagging made
Crow: Her start to gag for it. Thank you!

>tears begin to roll down her face. She heard Joe say: "Good. Good." The tears
>obviously pleased him, so she stopped trying to shut out the pain and let it all
>hit her. More tears ran in torrents down her face. The man behind her finished

Tom: (Man) I'm all done, next victim please

>and left his cum inside her butt to slowly dribble out. She couldn't help but
>think:

Joel: (Ami) I'm starting to think and it worries me!

>"How the hell is he going to get rid of the smell??!" But not for long as
>Joe's thrusts were becoming faster and harder and pretty hard to stand. It was a
>struggle just breathing now. His penis seemed to fill her whole mouth.

Crow: So she had a big hole in her mouth. Thank you!

>So she

Tom: Ran away?

>was relieved when she felt more warm cum squirt into her mouth. Joe was moaning.

Joel: (Joe) Waah! I'm always last!

>Then he pulled it out and let more cum squirt out into her eye. She cringed, but
>Joe didn't mind, because he was already done. He had a bit of a stunned look on
>his face and he was shivering. 'I must have been good.', she thought. Joe
>eventually pulled his pants up and walked off.

Crow: (Joe) Well I'm done, same time tomorrow?

>All that was left now, was Kai. He said to her: "Just rest...I'll do all
>the work."

Tom: (Kai) I wanna have sex
Crow: (Ami) It's too much hassle
Tom: (Kai) Who asked you to move?

>Then he sat on top of her stomach and began to masterbate. He derived
>visual pleasure from the state her body was in. Bruises on her breasts from
>violent hands. Her shirt half hanging off her arms, the buttons strewn all over
>the hallway. The tears and cum all over her face and dribbling out her mouth.

Joel: Hey, stop drooling and clean up!

>The pool of cum that had gathered around her legs from when it dribbled out.
>Her skirt pushed up around her waist to allow access to her pussy.

Crow: I hope he knows it's password protected
Tom: (Makes loud snapping sound)
Crow: Guess he doesn't

>He drew on
Joel: The walls?

>thoughts from the previous night: Ami's unconcious body covered in cum. His cum.
>And blood that had trickled out of her pussy--obviously, it had been her first
>time. Then he thought about the whole situation...the reason he had picked her

Tom: 'Cause he knew she would relent like every character in every Lemon!

>out of all the other girls in the school. Sure, she was beautiful, sure she she
>great hips and breasts. He looked at her breasts and a shot of pleasure ran

Crow: Away and tried to escape the evil

>through him. But the single most exciting thing was that he was raping the
>smartest girl in school.

Joel: She can't be that smart or she'd tell

>The appeal of someone totally innocent--he was almost

Tom: Sad that he had chosen to star in this Lemon

>sure that she never thought about self pleasure. All this became too much for
>him to stand and he ejaculated all over her. 'Wow!', he thought, 'there must be
>a couple spoonfuls there!'

Crow: Yeah that's only if it's those little spoons you get with yoghurt

>He got up and began to walk away. Then he remembered

Joel: (Kai) I forgot to hide the body

>something. He walked back and stuffed money into her pussy--in later ventures,
Tom: It's capacity began to grow

>this became the formal was of giving her her payment. When Ami finally found
>enough strength to sit up, she found that she ached all over. The boys had been
>VERY rough that night. She reached between her legs and pulled out a wet wad of
>cash. $700!

Crow: Therefore her pussy was loaded. Thank you
Joel: Sick. Funny, but sick!

>She put her clothes on-or what was left of them-and walked out of
>the school. She rode the subway home. She was alone on the train except for a
>dirty old man who also raped her.

Tom: What the hell is this some parallel universe where anyone can rape anyone!
(Tom's head explodes under the pressure)
Joel: (Reaching for the repair kit) Ouch!
Crow: I suppose I need to take over again
Joel: Yeah, only for a few minutes, I got this down to a science

>I mean...can you blame him? You're alone on

Crow: In the most desolate place on Earth, a place were ordinary stuff doesn't happen very often

>the train at night, a lonely old man, there's a pretty, young school girl with
>only part of her shirt on and her breasts all but hanging out all over the
>place. What would you do?

Joel: Probably ask her what's wrong and why she's all tattered up
Crow: Really?
Joel: (Thinks for a moment) Yeah!

>He didn't pay her, but he didn't steal her money,

(Tom re-awakens with a splutter)
Tom: And isn't that all that's important?
Crow: Welcome back

>either. So she went home and went to bed. She woke up the next morning and could
>barely move, she was so sore. So the boys went to her house after school and
>carried out their sexual activities there. She went through this just about
>everyday of her high school life. But by her own accord. Many times they had

Joel: Wondered when she was going to take her revenge
Tom: As long as she doesn't lure them into a bath and chops 'em up!

>told her: If you want us to stop doing this to you, we will. But she never asked
>them to. I mean...how else was she going to put herself through college?

Crow: Get a job, rob a bank, ask her parents, ask for a grant, get a scholarship?
Joel: Nicely said
Tom: Let's go!

(All Exit)

(Door Sequence)

1..2..3..4..5..6..7

(Satellite of Love)

Joel and the 'bots are looking a little better than they did at the start of the story. "Thank god it wasn't a yaoi fic, I'll sleep a little easier" Joel said trying to put his usual positive spin on everything. "Yeah, but Forrester isn't gonna let it stay that way" said Crow sadly. "Maybe but for now let's celebrate" said Tom. "Why?" asked Joel. "Duh, it's Easter" explained Tom. Joel looked at the SOL calender and saw that it was Sunday 20th April. "Oh yeah" said Joel and he reached under the console. He pulled out two Easter Eggs made out of ramchips and said "Happy Easter you guys" he then turned to Cambot and said "And to you lot out there too".

(Deep 13)

There was a knock at the large, metal door and Frank crossed over to answer it. A man wearing dirty, oily clothes stepped in and said "HeRe Is YoUr EaStEr EgGs". Frank took the eggs and said "Uhh thanks Torgo". Everyone who encountered the creepy caretaker/pizza delivery guy immediately wanted to escape from him. "ThAt'Ll Be TwEnTy DoLlArS pLeAsE!" said Torgo. "I only have a fifty" said Frank "can you just take it and forget the change...please!". "ThE mAsTeR wOuLdN't ApPrOvE oF tHaT!" explained Torgo. Frank screamed and shoved the fifty into Torgo's hand and then literally shoved him out of the lab. He was still gibbering nonsense when Dr. Forrester appeared.

(The Real End, we hear sounds of a lot of chocolate being eaten followed by sounds of someone being sick)

Author's Notes...Yeah I spent Easter writing this MSTing so that's the explanation for the closing segment. I am looking forward to ending this season soon and I hope all you are too and I just felt like using Torgo in a scene since I haven't done it before! Send all the comments, flames and so on to [email protected]!

Stinger

They were very direct and asked plain out: "May we rape you? We'll pay!" Ami's answer was no, but they raped her anyway.