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| The Religion of POON! |
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| The Religion of Poon is the dedication of mind and body to the almighty god that is, King Poontang. Poon believes in equal rights for all brothers and sisters alike. Poon believes in upstanding morales, as well as love for one another. But most importantly, Poon believes in one thing, that is the foundation of this religion, poon for everybody! Yes! Everyday you will praise the finest thing in life that is the lower region of a female! You must also worship the creater of poon, King Poontang. If you do not worship the great King Poontang, you will suffer a great poon drought. A period where you will get no poon at all. You will be restricted to cuddling and holding hands. So praise the poon and its creator King Poontang everyday. | |||||||||
| If you would like to become an official member of The Religion of Poon, simply e-mail me at [email protected] with your e- mail address, name, and address to receive your official Religion of Poon membership card. SEND WORD YO! | |||||||||
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