One little Jägermeister
Was not happy alone
So to a Christmas Party,
he invited nine Jaegermeister
Ten little Jaegermeisters
Smoked a joint
It knocked one of them out,
And then there were nine
Nine little Jaegermeisters
Wanted to inherit
For there to be an inheritance,
One had to die
Eight little Jaegermeisters
Enjoyed driving fast
Seven drove to Duesseldorf,
And one drove to Koeln
One for all, all for one
When one is gone,
you needn't cry
It happens to everyone,
don't worry about it
That's how it goes in life, either me or you
Seven little Jaegermeisters
Were at a rendezvous
With them came, entirely unexpectedly,
The husband as well
Six little Jaegermeisters
Cheated on their taxes
One got locked up,
Five were allowed to pay later
Five little Jaegermeisters
Got stopped by the cops
One cop took it too seriously,
and then there were four
One for all, all for one
When one is gone,
You needn't cry
It happens to everyone,
Don't worry about it
That's how it goes in life, either me or you
Everyone dies eventually,
even if it breaks your heart
It isn't the end of the world
Man, don't let it get you down
Four little Jaegermeisters
Were in the army
They bet on their drinking capabilities
The best of them isn't around anymore
Three little Jaegermeisters
Went in a restaurant
They ordered two steaks with beans,
And one with Mad Cow disease
Two little Jaegermeisters
Applied for asylum
One was taken,
The other was too much
One for all, all for one
When one is gone,
You needn't cry
It happens to everyone,
Don't worry about it
That's how it goes in life, either me or you
Everyone dies eventually,
even if it breaks your heart
It isn't the end of the world
Man, don't let it get you down
One little Jaegermeister,
Was not happy alone
So to an Easter party
He invited two more Jaegermeisters
