Freshly shaven and hair-combed
and a white shirt
You're standing sadly before the altar
and you say forever: Yes!
But you would simply like,
to be far away from this scaffolding!
The ring fits tight like a pair of handcuffs
how quickly has your nice time passed?
You had never meant it so much
but her stomach is germinated?
You have a long face
and your Sailing club had laughed loudly
No more flirting with foreign girls
No more drinkings with the boys
all seltzer will become champagne!
Your father-in-law says, "You are not a man"
he brings you in the right direction
Is the longest affinity first road?
It is soon a protruding belly that will trouble you!
How do you become to have regrets on this day
you will become never again happy!
She gives you a long, wet kiss
which you must now suffer through daily!