You don't need to cross the street,
when you see us coming
There is nothing to fear,
if you're okay.
If you love chaos
and also understand what fun is,
then we should introduce ourselves,
perhaps we're the gang for you.
We are the Catastrophe Commando,
on the search for anothing party
If there is one in this city
be sure that we'll find it.
And if you have nothing planned,
we invite you,
for an evening that you will never forget
and you will be our guest of honor.
It doesn't matter from where you come
doesn't matter where you're going
stay here this evening
if you want to travel with us.
If you hear the entire world
or if you're a nobody,
if you're black or white,
or however you look,
if you're 6 of 60,
if you have a penis or not,
if you no longer want to be alone,
you are happy with us.
It doesn't matter from where you come
doesn't matter where you're going
stay here this evening
if you want to travel with us.
Take the chance with us
who knows when we'll see each other again
Leave your bad mood at home,
Put on your party shoes
Pack your headache pills,
because this night will surely be long.
