The Anti-Porn
I want to warn other teens who may be struggling with pornography.  It can be as addicting and destructive as any drug, affecting every part of your life.  When you give in, your relationship with God suffers, and your thoughts about girls become totally filthy.  To all of you who haven't yet fed these lusts, stay clear of porn because it is straight from hell.  The book $%^&*%$ %$#^** by #%&&$# and @$&($#@ is one I recomend to any guys out there who struggle in this area.  Don't lose hope; there is a way out!  Because of Jesus' death on the cross, Christians are no longer prisoners of sin.  There is freedom through Jesus Christ.
                                                                                               -@^#*$*!


     Well now that was fun wasn't it?  So seeing as my website is already going down the shitter, i'll add a little comentary in here.  (Now rember this is only for teen's struggling with pornography, so if you're over the age of 20 you don't have to worry you won't go to hell for watching porno.)  First off if you're stuggling with pornography, it's easy, you take the video tape out of the box intsert it into the VCR, now if it's not rewound then it won't play so you have to make sure it's rewound.  Working a VCR is easy, it's all just knowing which button to press.  As for being as destructive as any drug i've never known anyone who killed someone to get pornography, how many porn addicts do they have in the Betty Ford clinic?  Oh yes and girls out there if you watch porn
'your thoughts about girls become totaly filthy' so I guess that means that if your a chick and even if you're watching two gay guys go at it you're mind will be twisted about other girls.  Porn is straight from hell!! You will go to hell and burn if you watch porno.  Satan = porno.  This is a strange theory considering for all of you who've 'Played God' on my web site you'll recal that it was basically about a porn star wanna-be.  Don't lose hope there is a way out, yea and it's easier than you think, all you gotta do is press the button on your VCR that says 'stop', not only that how many people list their hobbies as, watching porno and reading self help books?  I dunno maybe i'm wrong and we'll all burn in hell having just read this but, hey Tub Cheese and Porno go hand in hand.  So exersize you're American freedom and go watch some porno and eat some tub cheese, smoke that joint and jerk off, do what every you god damn well please, and hell if you want to tell the whole world about it you can start by signing my guest book.  I'll see ya in hell. 
Here ya go kiddies, a contradiction of all I have bestowed upon you.  This lovely article is yours for the viewing.  Thank you Bible thumpers.
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