 |
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| There are lots of fun things you can do with a spleen- |
| First you need to get a spleen- |
| The Spleen Feind Here has a secret technique of some how sucking the spleen out of his victim. |
| The spleen is located in the upper left part of your abdominal cavity. If a spleen becomes injured or diseased it can be removed through a medical procedure called a splenectomy. About 1% of the population is spleenless, However the Spleen Feind hopes to substancailly raise that percentage. Most black market organ retreival sergens (like myself) tend to use a regular pair of sowing shears and a spoon, this of course is thousands of times more painful than the splenectomy but still just as afective. Considering that the spleen's main job is filtering foreign organisms that infect you blood, like cabage, it's a messy process of removing a spleen. I do sugest that you wear a rain coat or use a strong fabric detergent because blood and cabage tend to stain clothing. |
| A spleen retreived through the standard black market process. |
| The Spleen Feind shows us where the spleen is located while laughing hysterically. |
| Fun things to do with your freshly harvested Spleen- |
| Spleens can be very fun to play outdoor sports with like soccer, base ball, hockey, ruggby, and football |
| Playing toss with a spleen is fun |
| Anyone wanna play kick ball with me and my new spleen? |
| Spleens can also be fun for little girls. Spleens are great for playing dress up. Because they are so soft cuddly and cute children often find spleens as their favorite toy to sleep cuddled up nex to. |
| Spleens are an excellent source of protein- |
| Spleens can be cookled like anyother peice of meat, they're even good cold. Most people who eat spleens tend to fry them or eat them on sandwiches in their lunch. Because the spleen is so directly involved with cabage it tends to take on a cabage flavor depending on how much cabage the victim ate. Poppeye the sailor secretly loved eating spleens because of their rich cabagy flavor of them. However eating human spleens is considered a form a canabalism and therefore shuned by the average population. However our friend the Spleen Feind enjoys cooking and eating human spleen. He is currently trying to talk the president into making it ok to sell human spleens for consumption, so that he can live out his dream of an all spleen resturant. Bill Clinton was easily bribed into OKing this untill Monica decied to go public with her actions. The spleen feind lost 3 million dollars in this deal and is now plotting on how to get Monica's spleen as revenge for not doing her job and keeping her mouth shut outside the oval office. |
| Out of the victim into the frying pan. |
|
| Watch out Monica, the Spleen Feind seems to have a plan |
| Even pets love the great taste of spleen. |
| If your not going to cook it right away it should be refridgerated. |
| Yumm...... |
| Caught with your hand in the spleen-cookie jar. |
| No spleens where harmed durring the filming of this page. I refuse to be held responsible for any stupidity upon the part of the people after the viewing of this page. (c) 2001 |
 |