Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt, inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced four children named Dip Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, and Giva Schitt.
However, after being married 15 years Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and since her kids were living with her she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Mean while Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of Noe's four children, fulla and Giva were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens had four children named Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, and Bull. Bull left home to tour the world and returned with his new Italian Bride Pisa Schitt.
-Family history as recorded by Crock O. Schitt