So Isabell walked her fat graduated 18 yr. old ass down to Burger Bob's and got an aplication.  She got a job as a waitress because well her ass isn't that fat (she's anirexic and weighs about 80lbs) and Bob could see straight down her shirt. 
    So she's at her first day as a waitress, serving burgers to all the crab infested coustmers.  Her first coustmer was the town drunk, Jerry, a 45 year old who watches child porn while he's not getting cocked and passing out at Bob's (and some times while he's getting cocked at Bob's).  So Jerry orders a beer, a burger, 'a piece of that sweet ass'.  Being slightly sheltered Isabell laughes and then says "a root beer, a burger, and sweet tomato pie.  I'll have that for you in a hurry."  So Jerry being drunk thinks he's about to get a peice of ass.  So when Isabell gets back with his food he grabs her ass and she doesn't know what to do. 
Smack the shit out of him
Tell Bob
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