Like a moth to the flame, here I am Ranting...
Why is it that people with the least amount of fashion sense (like myself) feel the need to publicly judge other people's poor fashion sense? I mean seriously, and on an urealated topic, why the hell do people wear christmas shit in mid november but no one wears halloween shit in mid september? Actually why are these two sentances pieced togeather in the same parragraph? Because sporting my new pride and creative joy I wore my new home made halloween costume to Wal*Mart today and was insulted by a fat bitch wearing a black bra with a white shirt. Hey, atleast my underwear wasn't showing and my clothing matched. When are people going to realize that because everyone can already see your bra without having to remove your shirt that you're not going to get laid... why would someone have sex with someone like this? They wouldn't! When are people going to realize this? Why would someone need to have sex with you... they already know what color and style your underwear are.
For all clarification and immature gloating my halloween costume is a black velvet cloak with immitation black silk linning making it fully reversable and kick ass. Anyways people are all cattle. They wander around day after day bumping into each other doing the same things over and over while all wearing the same brand... yes that word has double meaning in this verse, aren't I clever?
Anyways on to less self centered and more logical rantings. Spanish is not a real language. Why? Because Spanish is spoken in Mexico and you can't drink the water in Mexico therefore Spanish is not a real language because Mexico is not a real country. What about all thouse European countries like Italy where you can't drink the water? Well Italy happens to have many wonderful water alternative such as a fine selection of some of the best wines ever made, therefore it is a real country. Mexico's drinking water alternative is tequilla. Tequilla is 30% chihuahua piss and therefore is also un-drinkable, the other 70% of tequilla is made from cactus. Native cacti in Mexico live off the local water supply therefore all cacti in Mexico also are contaminated with Montezuma's revenge and therefore Tequilla is even less potable then the drinking water. "But Spanish was first spoken in Spain, not Mexico." Yes well I was originally the girl wearing 3/4 length baggy kakhi pants, not Avril whatever the fuck her name is, and I got picked on for it 3 years before she even thought of having a music carreer. Did I pussy out because I got picked on? No. But now that some loser has unknowingly coppied me I have long sence moved on and let her live in the past and bitch about people copying her... if she only knew. And as you can see this same theory can be aplied to the argument "But Spanish was first spoken in Spain, not Mexico."
Next order of bussiness, the music industry. The music industry has done more harm to it's self than Napster, WinMX, Kazaa, and 12 year old catholic girls, could ever even possibly imagine doing. First of all pop stars are payed to much. No way should a no tallent hack who doesn't write their own music, play an instrument, or even recognize one single music note be payed millions of dollars every year. People like this should work at Burger King. The music industry is also cateering to fads which means no long term job security. Fads might last, if they're lucky 3 years. In today's fast paced world a fad is more likely to last only 6 months. They've created the one hit wonder world. What the music industry needs to be doing, rather than over paying idiots and hiring lawyers to sue 12 year old catholic school girls, is go out and find someone with a new sound, something truely original. Spelling boy with an i rather than a y is not original. I have dust mites in my eye brows who could probably do that. I mean come on boi instead of boy that's not even an abreviation nor does it make the word any easier to spell. People should be coming up with better ways to spell words like psychology and chihuahua. I mean come on who would think of using "hua" to make a "wa" sound? I'll tell you who, someone who doesn't speak a real launguage because they don't live in a real country. Anyways back on topic. If the music industry can't find anyone with and original idea because they've brain washed everyone into becoming cattle then atleast find someone with tallent. Yes I do understand that truely tallented people usually aren't the most attractive people at first. You know why? Because tallent takes time and energy and tallented people spend more time and energy working on becoming more tallented rather than worrying if their nose hair matches their shoes. The music industry panicked and signed a bunch of bands because their name began with the word "The" or because they knew they could con the person into doing, saying, singing, or selling anything.
What else has been pissing me off lately... Hamtaro. Stupid idiots trying to catch the end of the Poke'mon fad only doing it in a fashion that's even more lame then Poke'mon and the recent developments of the music industry combined. Oh yeah I have an idea let's make a show with talking animals, because no one has ever done that before. Don't get me wrong, I love hamsters... however I compleatly dispise anyone who would name a hamster or refer to a hamster as a "hammy" and that's exactly what this show is creating. A mass rush on hamster sales because everyone now thinks that hamsters hang out in hallowed out trees all day while their owners are at school and return at night to hang out with their owners. Alright hypothetically speaking here, even if your hamster did go hang out in a hallowed out tree all day what makes you think that he would return himself to captivity at night to hang out in a smelly cage with some lame ass idiot who keeps calling him "hammy" when his real name is probably something much more reasonable and respectable like Bob. How is any male animal suppost to feel good about it's self when it's name ends with a y which automatically makes it a stupid cute pansy ass name. People get all confused when they wake up one day and their "hammy" hamster is dead. The poor thing put it's self out of it's missery because it couldn't stand being called "hammy" or even worse "hammi" for one minute longer. I myself have owned 9 hamsters. None of them have died unexspectedly or suddenly while under my care. Why? Because they had good strong names they could be proud of. In fact one of my hamsters fought a cold and recovered which is highly unlikely if not unheard of. And when he did die he died from another cold that he fought for 8 days, an other unlikely and almost unheard of event. Why have none of my hamsters ever killed themselves? Because their owner isn't a fucking idiot.
Moving forward... I'm sick of 50 year old house wives on message boards saying "save your virginity for as long as you can because the man you're going to marry is going to want to be the first man to touch you." I'd like to put a bullet between the eyes of every fat ass house wife who has only slept with their husband and has no idea that their husband ran a muck fucking everything with a cunt before they got married. And who gives a shit about what a man wants... how about what I want. You know what I want? If I do get married, I want 3 husbands and 1 wife and I want one of my 3 husbands to be a virgin. Why have 3 husbands and 1 wife? For many reasons. For starters, there's never a man around when you need one. I think having 3 of them might up the odds of having atleast one useful one around. Secondly, because I want 3 husbands. No one asks why a man wants a virgin so why ask why I want 3 husbands. And the wife? Yes I know this sounds unlogical at first, i'm not gay. However I do realize that every man feels the need to spread his seed so why should I have children for my husband when my wife can do it instead? To bring more logic into this situation let's examine the average human. How many peole have just one and only one fantasy, just one single type of person that they want to spend the rest of their life with? None. So why marry just one? Yes I realize that people say sappy romantic shit all the time but really they sit around when there's nothing on tv and they're all alone in at home and wonder what if. See marrying more than one person makes sense, it's a bit like smoking a joint and then having afew beers. What the pot doesn't do the beer does. This whole sappy romantic "you compleate me" bullshit, is just that, it's bullshit. But 3 husbands when combined, atleast have higher odds at compleating my marriage material criteria, therefore my 3 future husbands compleate each other which just makes more sense to me.
Yes I realize i've been compleatly self centered, egotistical, hypocritical, and a just plain asshole in all above rantings but hey, if you don't like it find another website to hang around and quit loitering around mine. Either way, until next time Fuck Off. |
