Rant

A Mid-Summer Night's Rant
(not quite as good as Shakespear)

Society has this high and mighty idea that anyone better off can dispences judgement on thouse bellow them. If a person drops out of school (most likely because of these ass wads) then people bad mouth them. 20 years later if they decide to go back and finnish school they get ripped on for finnishing what they started so many years ago. "Well they're to old now". What the fuck, so life ends at 40?

Love and War. It's said make love, not war. However now there is a war on against love. What is this grand notion that gives people the right to tell someone who they can love? Who the hell are they hurting by loving someone? What two adults, a jar of vassaline, and a dildo decide to do in the privacy of their own home is noones bussiness except their own, regardless of gender. Wheather it's a two men, a man and a woman, or two woman, it's nobody's bussiness. Oh and this whole "Well i've been hit on by gays and I don't like it or aprechiate it." Have you fucked everyone who's hit on you? If it's that offencsive then just say "I'm straight". Just say no was a big thing back in the day. Oh yeah and if they don't quit after you tell them no, i'm straight just think back to all thouse times that you've continually hit on someone after they've clearly shown you that you should go fuck yourself. As for all these fat ass middle aged homophobic men who most woman wouldn't even consider fucking, don't flatter yourself. There's a differance bettween every day human life and flirting. Just because a gay guy says hi or accidentally walks by you doesn't mean they're hitting on you. They're just being human. Oh and how about this double standard. How many men out there have this fantasy of being with two woman. Girls if your man ever suggests this I say you turn it right back at him and ask him for a 3 way with one of his guy friends. See what he thinks, probably won't find a 3 way such a hot idea if it goes that way. Not only that, most men can't even make one woman happy in bed. Why the hell would they want two pissed off women in bed?

While we're on the subject of sexual inequivalence what about clothing? A girl can wear every piece of a man's woredrobe ever made and it's ok, a guy wears one thing from the ladies section and he's a transexual fag. I say wear what you want. If Johnny gets his jollies off wearing a skirt but still wants a fur pie for dessert then go for it. Wearing a skirt makes a man as much of a transexual cross dresser as a woman who wears a pants suit. Why this whole cross/uni-gender dress idea prpbably hasn't caught on yet? Most things in the woman's department are uncomfortable, ugly, and over priced.

Which leads me to another rant. Teen aged girls will spend hours choosing out and putting on clothing to go to a party full of guys who'll spend the entire night trying to get her out of her clothes. Dress up to impress a guy who would prefer you to be naked. If you really want to get captain a-hole's attention just show up naked. Cut out the middle man compleatly. Save yourself hours of picking, choosing, trying on and save him hours of ass kissing.

Make up. Any woman who wears make up on an every day basis is an insecure lier. First of all if you don't like how you look because Brock the jock won't fuck you unless you pile on the war paint then open your masscara covered eyes and face the music. If he's basing you soley on looks then forget the bastard. Yeah he may be a good lay but is that much emotional conflict really worth ten minutes of strenous activity followed by years of radio silence and regret? On to the lier part. If you're wearing make up then you're a bold faced flat out fucking lier (litteraly). That's not your real face, you don't look like that. Besides if he can't accept you for the person you are under your mask then is it really worth it?

Next topic. Babies with babies, oh baby does this one irk me. Keep your willy in your shorts unless you think you can support a monster who lives to eat shit and cry. Most high school/college students can't even support themselves much less a kid. My brother is working his ass off just to maintain a balance between insurance and car payments. Every cent goes just so he can have a car to drive to get to work. This leave no money for rent, food, utilities, or any other thing that everyone wants/needs. Gee I wonder why he hasn't moved out yet.

Unlesss your parents are total duche bags and beating the living shit out of you I see no need to get all huffy and decied to move out before you're capable. Oh boo hoo they took my cell phone, made me eat my veggies, and told me to do my home work. Oh boo hoo, they don't let me run rampant in the streets fucking everything on two legs while getting cocked and smoking 3 cartons of cigarettes. That's their job as a parent. If they where'nt doing that i'd see cause for concern. Until then buck it up Buffy and waltz your designer jean cell phone packing ass back into that dinning room and eat your fucking broccoli.

On a similar note. Parents need to wake up and smell the coffee. Your kids aren't going to be 3 months old for their entire lives, one day they will hopefully turn 30. They are people to, with their own thoughts, ideas, and feelings. This doesn't mean give into their every wish and whim, this means let them squeeze thier own tooth paste, allow them to speak thier mind, and stop telling them to shut up and go away. Yes they may be disrespectful of you on more than one account, perhaps showing more respect for them as an individual (which i'm not 100% sure if all your children are or not, but they are people regardless) would help. And yes at one point in time they will hate you. The length of this phase is proportioned directly to how shitty of a parent you are. It's a fact of nature. They do things that piss you off? Well you do things that piss them off to. Live with it, ask their opion, and stop being such assholes who just want a cute cuddly miniture human who doesn't have the ability to tell you how much of a smuck you are.

Back to the teen parent thing. Think you hate your parents? Well if you get knocked up you'll automatically become responsible for another life, just like your parents did and are. You'll be prone to bad mistakes (obviously) just like you're parents. You'll worry about them, just like your parents. They'll annoy you until you want to carve your own eyes out with spoons, and you'll probably look back on your life with alot of regret and blame every problem you have on them. But really who's fault is it? Is your child the one who couldn't keep their legs crossed? Gee I wonder.

Oh on to everyone's favorite. Self rightous Bible belts who don't follow their own creed. They'll love their god on their terms. Boys and girls let's take a little trip down memory lane and hear about my adventure to Colorado with a church. Actually it was the trip back that was a tad fucked up. I spent nine days listening to these people go on and on about what Jesus would do and God's awesom love. Three states later at a gas station refueling the four, 15 passenger vans that have the church logo on them, three teens dressed in black with a video camera drive up. One had a t-shirt that said "Jesus is a cunt". Everyone from the church turned their noses up, sneered, and whispered nasty things about them. I ignored everyone and ate my cheese doodles, I was to hungry to care about what some twat with a video camera was doing and what some twat with a Bible had to say about it. Point being if these christians did what Jesus would have done then I guess Jesus really is a cunt.