| Being as stupid as she is she says "yea, my cousin vernal has one only I think his was a 1987, hehe. We use to go to get ice cream and we'd all cram into his car...." Guy finds that it's harder to exsparement than he though and ends up working at a fast food resturant rather than persueing his dream of being a porn star. He ends up dating the girl from the club for 3 years and doesn't even get a hand job in the whole three years. Hoping to up his sex life in one last desparet attempt to lose his virginity and become a porn star he proposes to her hoping that she'll not no that he's just trying to score. She says yes but he still doesn't score. He really didn't want to marry her but they end up getting married anyway. On their honey moon he still doesn't get any and didn't until the 3rd year into the marige. Haveing lost his virginity at the age of 25 he decides to go for a second score and cheated on her behind her back with a arabian mule named jack. However the mule gave him flees and the afair ended because his wife was getting supitious and so was the donkey farmer and he didn't want the Animal Rights groups yelling at him. So Guy never did become a Porn star and killed himself out of lack of sex at the age of 32. The end. |