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| 8 Sexy Traits Guys Love and How I Relate To Each |
| 1. I smile because i'm thinking about all the ways Britney Spears could be decapitated. I laugh because the waiter just tripped over a miget and spilt boiling hot soup onto some yuppie fuck face. I ask questions like "are you going to eat that". 2. Sizzle my nizzle fo shizzle you snizzly bastard... whatever that means. 3. I can talk business, philosophy, movies, sports, cars, books, you name it i've got something overly opinonated to say about it and no I will not agree to dissagree. 4. Yes, i'm so vapid I'll spend half the date quizzing you on where you got your sweater. Then I'll spend the other half twirling my hair and telling you how great it looks while pouting my lips and giggling about nothing. Gag me. 5. Brutal honesty is my middle name, and if it isn't then it should be. I'm not sugar coating anything, take it like a man you pussy! You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! dude... 6. Independence. Yes I'm bursting with freedom of my own spirt and am pleanty happy with myself and my life... at home in my parents house where I don't plan on moving out until i'm violently kicked out. 7. I've have bowel movement more terrifying than most horror movies and mice, I own 3 hamster. Rodents don't faze me one bit, not even New York City sewer rats. 8. There are very few people in this world who share my likes, dislikes, intrests, goals, desires, and taste in friendship. Not only that dealing my own family is hard enough so keep yours to yourself. |
| This section is brought to you by the wonderful rejects who write dating colums for MSN and the shallow men and woman that keep these rejects employed. Also the letter D and the number 8. Seasme street is... never mind. Anyways here's a brief discription of the things every man loves and how I relate to each. If for some reason your mother dropped you on your head and you think that I just might be your dream girl then e-mail the Spleen Fiend and ask for an application. ([email protected]) |
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