| Crime Doesn't Pay. After September 11th the government started asking the public's opion on the hot topics like security and such. Well here's my input on how to lower crime rates. Truth is crime does pay. Let's examine a situation. Our test subject will be Carl. Let's say Carl robs a 7-11. Now if Carl gets away with his 32.75$ and doesn't get caught then crime has payed off. Carl has grossed 32.75$. Now if Carl is cought and sent away to prison for 3 to 5 for armed robbery ect, ect, then he can recieve virtually free rent, food, tv, gym membership, socialization, and higher education. Alot of prisons offer college level classes. Now Carl, if cought would probably also be fined and have to pay his lawyer and such probably totaling around 5000$. A college education, rent, food, tv, and gym membership for 3 to 5 years would probably come to atleast twice that. So crime pays. Here's my solutions. Bring back public exicution and I really do think that it's about time we started burning people at the stake again. Let these degenrate rapists, and murders see what hell feels like. Legalize pot. We've been over this one but i'll go over it again. Legal pot = dope dealers in unemployment line. When in Rome do as the Romans do. In today's society America is the Roman empire and New York city is Rome it's self... so where's the Collaseum? Where's the gladiators? I saw we let these criminals loose into a giant dirt arena fenced in with 50 foot tall piano wire fence and let them beat each other into bloody pulps for 40 days straight and televise the whole thing. Last man standing wins a coffee machine or some other small home apliance, then we'll have someone beat him to death with it. Why put it on TV? Because, it's about time that tax payers get something back from these people. Besides reality TV is heading that way anyways, why not speed up evolution and stop digging at the bottom of the pot and hop right into the god damn fire. If only networks used tefflon pans we wouldn't have to live through another season of some cheesy ass dating show like Joe Millionare or another season of Survivor. Oh and as if the Real World wasn't bad enough they've thrown a bunch of these American preppy teen hillbilly assholes in the middle of France... and we wonder why the rest of the world hates us... gee I wonder. Chain gangs are the thing this season. Featuring fasion statments like bold horizontal stripes and orange jump suits with charming acessories like pick axes and bulky iron anclets. Arriving soon at a prison near you... or atleast hopefully because if inmates had to do some involentary cardio everyday for 6 to 8 hours working on fixing state highways I think people would be allittle more reluctant to rape, steal, pillage, and plunder. Not only that something all republicans love to hear "TAX CUT". Prisoners... or organ donors?! We've got millions of law abiding citizens siting in hospitals waiting for livers, lungs, testicles, cuticles, kidneys, spleens, and hearts. And we's got millions of viable organs sitting in state prisons waiting for natural death to occur or waiting to be swabbed with an alcahole pad and stuck with a needle of gooze that will kill them 15 minutes later. Then again alot of laws are bullshit, like that fact that you have to wear a seat belt in your own car. It's my piece of property i'll do what I damn well please in it, it's my fucking life it'll do what I please with that also, so i'll buckle up when i'm good and god damn ready to you fucking glorified meeter maids. Start thinking of the little piss ant laws as guide lines and the major ones as exstream measures of advice. But no more raping goats, cows, children, or pies. |
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