| Top Five Reasons Sex Toys Should Be Sold at Wal*Mart 5. Reduce pollution and traffic problems. If Wal*Mart sold adult toys people wouldn't have to drive 15 miles out of the way to get their silicon thrills. 4. Reduce rejection and co-dependency rates. People wouldn't depend on others to get them off, therefore reducing the risk of being shot down or getting into relationships based solely on sex. 3. Creates jobs. Someone has to produce, someone has to ship, someone has to receive, and someone has to stock. That's a lot of jobs. 2. Reduce the rapid and nasty ass spread of AIDS, STDs, and pregnancy. Well think about it, if people can get at Wal*Mart, what they're looking for at after seeing a good Vin Diesel film or the newest Shakira video then they wouldn't go out in search of one night stands or homeless people. 1. Crime rates reduced. "You show me a cock sucker that sits at home all day playing video games and waxing his carrot and I'll show you someone who's not causing any trouble." (quote by George Carlin). |