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| You grab your guns and knifes and hop in your yellow car and go out on a rampant killing spree killing every dingo you see. About half way through your quest of killing your love partner Francis asks "what color was the ding that stole our spleen?" Shit, it was yellow, and you've been killing just any old dingo despite his color. "um.... it was yellow I think." You start crying and sreaming, "damn thouse dingos, damn them." After a long day of crying and killing you and your lover return to your shack and.... nevermind. The next day the press shows asking about your spleen, and your dingo killing quest. Eventually you sell the movie rights, and they turn it into a movie staring Meryl Streep, only they replace the spleen with a baby, and leave out the dingo killing spree. In the end you and your lover get a new spleen from the spleen fiend. You name it Billy and then the whole happy family moves to south east asia and then to peru. In peru you meet a guy named "H.A.T.V" (don't ask). He tells you of his dream to live in America so everyone moves to America and then "H" searches for a wife so he can get his green card. The End. |
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