Speeding my way downtown
Screaming fast
I�ll now pass
And I�m home bound

Wasting gas
Just plowing my way
Mowing away
All the crowd

And I�ll smash you
And I�ll blast you
Well now you wonder
Well I can�t fly into the sky
The airlines have all gone bye-bye
Now you know I�d drive a thousand miles
If I could waste gas�tonight

In Beltway times like these
I think of you
And the finger�s
Given from me

Well there�s never much so wrong
One driver belongs
Rumbling in
An SUV

There�s a need, see
For 3 MPG
Well now you wonder
Well I can�t fly into the sky
The airlines have all gone bye-bye
Now you know I�d drive a thousand miles
If I could waste gas�tonight

And I, I will let the whole world know
I, I�ll steal your oil
I, I let my small car go
I, I�ll waste gas

Speeding my way downtown
Screaming fast
I�ll now pass
And I�m home bound

Wasting gas ahead
Just plowing my way
Mowing away
All the crowd

And I�ll smash you
And I�ll blast you
Well now you wonder
Well I can�t fly into the sky
The airlines have all gone bye-bye
Now you know I�d drive a thousand miles
If I could waste gas�

Well I can�t fly into the sky
The airlines have all gone bye-bye
Now you know I�d drive a thousand miles
If I could waste gas�tonight