| The Science of Chuck |
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| Our Subject : Chuck See fig. 1 |
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| fig. 1 |
| We introduce intoxicants, inhalable nicotine, and aural stimulation to the subject's system. See fig.s 2, 3, 4 |
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| fig. 2 |
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| Subject's previous intensity, opinions and volume increases exponentially. We have achieved... Chuck to the Power of Chuck See fig. 5 |
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| fig. 5 |
No longer content with our results, we subject the subject (well that IS what you do with subjects) to increased levels of fig.s 2, 3, and 4. Then we increase them some more...just for the hell of it... We watch in amazement as we realize we have created... |
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