You cringe in terror as a large spaceship, with a bumper sticker which reads "Zigblut or Bust", zooms toward you. You feel tingly as the aliens beam you up (scotty!) and begin the ritual of covering you in mounds of spray cheese, the stuff that not only with cement you into position, but can outlast plastic and other space-age materials! You mumble a few last words as you are shaped into an Art-Deco coffeetable. Not only will you be an ugly flat surface, you will be sold on Zigblut at ROCK BOTTOM PRICES! The Bargin Bin! The HORROR!!!!
Uh...you're wrong.
Start Again! Ha ha!
Give up and live your life as cheap furniture
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