talkitoffsolutions

Ryo: I get the cheapest attack name, The gayest attribute. What is up with everyone today?

Rowen: Maybe they just got lazy with you.

Ryo: They couldn't have gotten that lazy. After all, They did give me the inferno.

Cye: Maybe that's why everything else is cheap. They gave you the strongest Armor so they felt that you should have all the bad stuff.

Kento: Hey it can't be that bad. Your perfect 'Virture' that must be cool.

Ryo: I don't even know what perfect 'Virture' is. And my attack sucks. I jump in the air and yell 'Flare up now!'. They could have called it 'Firestorm' or 'Fireblaze'. Speaking of blaze what am I doing with a White tiger?

Rowen: Cause they gave you one and Whiteblaze is cool, so don't start on him.

Ryo: No! Whiteblaze is cool, but how come I can't have a firebird or something?

Cye: You were watching 'Sailormoon' again weren't you?

Ryo: Yeah. So?

Cye: Ryo we already told you. You can't have a firebird like Sailormars she makes it come out of her fingers.

Ryo: Well. I'm just going to have to ask her how she does that.

Cye: You do that and I'll go ask Sailormercury how she makes it cold.

Rowen: Don't start fighting.

Kento: Yeah can't we all just get alone? Hey I just notice that those girls don't have a scout with earth powers.

Rowen: Let's please not start that subject.

Ryo: Yeah I'm still mad.

Rowen: Handing Ryo the phone. Call you agent tell him about it or call Sailormars and find out how she does the firebird thing.

Ryo: I think I'll call both of them. Ryo is using the phone.

Cye: Where's Sage? I haven't seen him all day.

Kento: He's..Thinking..I don't know.

Ryo: Forget about Sage. What about me? I don't know Sailormars' phone number and I lost my agent's number. I need you guys to help me with this one.

Rowen: Well if Sage were here, he could tell you what he thinks you should do.

Ryo: Well were just going to have to deal without him for a day.

Sage walks in the room with a huge smile on his face.

Cye: Why are you smiling?

Sage: Girls in mini skirts is all I have to tell you.

Ryo: Where were they?

Sage: Downtown.

Rowen: Don't even think about, Ryo just go and find your agents number.

Ryo: Okay I'll find my agents number after I go and find Sailormars.

Rowen: No don't go find her.

Ryo: Whatever. I'm wasting time. I'll see ya guy later.

Sage: Wait if your going then I'm coming.

Setting: Downtown Tokyo

Ryo: If I was Sailormars where would I be?...Thinking.. If I was Sailormars I would be at a photo shoot so that isn't going to help.

Sage: Your strange very strange.

Sailormercury lands right in front of Ryo and Sage.

Ryo: Hey Sailorwater.

Mercury: Its Mercury and what do you want?

Sage: Ryo your an idiot.

Ryo: Touchy I see. Well anyways where's Sailormars?

Mercury: Oh well she was over there, but now..

Screams and more screams then a person in red flying into a building. Sailormercury points over to the building.

Mercury: Over there. She's over there. I'll see ya later. Wait no I want.

Sage: Hey wait!

Mercury: Yes what is it?

Sage: Where are the other ones?, namely Venus and Jupiter.

Mercury: Follow me.

The two of them runs back to the battle and Ryo runs to the building. When he gets there Sailormars is getting up so he sticks his hand out and trys to help her. She grabs his hand and he helps her up.

Mars: You want something what is it?

Ryo: Yeah. Can you teach me how to do that fire bird thing?

Mars: Nooootttt Really.

Ryo: I'll buy you dinner.

Mars: Right...No.

Ryo: Why not?

Mars: Ah....thinking..I don't know. Cause you can't learn it.

Ryo: Yes I can.

Mars: Wait I knew you look fimilar. Your that guy from the..Thinking..That show with the guys and the armors.

Ryo: Ronin Warriors.

Mars: Yeah that's the show.

Ryo: So now that you know that can you teach me.

Mars: Not paying him any attention. Man does the name of your attack suck.

Ryo: Hello.

Mars: Your Attribute sucks too.

Ryo: Yes I know. WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME!

Mars: What? I'm sorry. What do you want again?

Ryo: For you to teach me the firebird thing.

Mars: Are you from Mars?

Ryo: No.

Mars: Sorry you can't learn it.

Ryo: Wait ask me that again.

Mars: What for?

Ryo: Cause I'm going to say yes.

Mars stares at him blankly.

Mars: I'm going to go now.

Ryo: Please...Hey wait a second there. why would you need to know if I was from Mars?

Mars: Cause I don't know everybody on the planet.

Ryo: Oh you just think you so cool. Cause your a princess of your very own planet.

Mars: Mars in shock. You are very strange.

Ryo: Yeah well. At least I don't run around in a skirt and try and save the world.

Mars: Yeah well at least my life doesn't suck. Mr. 'Flare up now!'.

Ryo: My life doesn't suck. Its just not going in the right direction right now.

Mars: Your lying to yourself. That's a bad thing to do.

Ryo: about to cry. Your hurting my feelings.

Mars: Sessy.

Ryo: Stop it!

Mars: Are you going to cry?

Ryo: Hiding his tears. No I'm not.

Mars burst out laughing.

Ryo: Stop laughing at me.

Sage with the remaining scouts walk up to the two and see Ryo about to cry and Mars laughing at him.

Sage: Ryo are you crying?

Ryo: sniffs. No. sniffs.

Mars: Sessyboy needs his mommy.

Jupiter: I like a sensitive man.

Mars: He's crying cause his life sucks.

Jupiter: He's the one for me.

Mars: And cause I won't teach him how to do the firebird.

Jupiter: Oh well you are a sessy.

Ryo: Sniffs. Your all big meanies.

Venus: I didn't do anything.

Moon: Me niether.

Ryo: That's cause your blondes.

Sage: Hey I'm a blonde.

Ryo: But your smart.

Venus: And what's that mean?

Moon: Hey I remember who you are. Your that one that wears red and attack sucks.

Ryo: Crying. Stop Talking about me.

Sage: Ryo I think its time to go home.

Ryo: That's a good idea.

Sage turns from Ryo to the scouts.

Sage: Ah well I have to go now. I'll see ya'll here tomorrow.

Moon: Your can't have all of us. Your have to pick.

Sage: I'll pick tomorrow.

Moon: Oh okay.

Sage: Ryo let's go.

Ryo: Crying. Okay.

The two ronins leave and go home. When they get there Ryo decides to go run up stairs before his other friends see him and find his agents number.

Sage: I should have brought them home with me.

Ryo comes down the stairs and runs to the phone and calls up his agent and cuses him out like the world is over, but then his agent quits working for him and Ryo is even more screwed now.

Ryo: I'm not mad. At least I got that out my system.

He goes into the dining room and eats dinner with his friends and I can't say he lived happily ever after cause his attack name still sucks and he didn't learn how to do the firebird and he was embrass really bad, so he just had a good night after all that.