Setting: School five minutes before its over.

Teacher: Okay class I'm going to pass your test back.

Narrartor: Teacher walks around giving test to the students. When she reaches Amy she shakes her, gives the test to her and walks off.

Amy: What?

Narrartor: She looks at her test and its a fail.

Amy: A fail!

Narrartor: Class gets real quiet and looks at Amy. She just smiles at them nervously and then the bell rings and she leaves really fast.

Setting: Streets of Tokyo.

Amy: How did I fail? I mean I study and did all the work. So how did this happen? Maybe its the scout thing. School and saving world could be getting to me.

Narrator: Melvin walks up behind Amy and starts talking. She doesn't know he's there.

Melvin: Amy do you want to get something to eat with me?

Amy: I can't believe it! something's wrong maybe I need to study more. Well that's what I'm going to do.

Melvin: Amy are you okay?

Narrartor: Amy turns around and looks at Melvin dumbfounded.

Amy: Hi.

Melvin: Hi.

Amy: Bye.

Melvin: What?

Narrartor: Amy turns back around and runs off. She gets home and goes striaght upstairs to her room and starts to study. After about all day studying its 12 o'clock am and she's falling asleep.

Amy: I need something to keep me awake.

Narrator: she goes downstairs real quiet and gets some coffee. She decides to stay in the kitchen, so she goes back upstairs and gets all her stuff. she studys and drinks coffee. She drinks about 20 cups coffee she's still is sleepy and has a headache. So she heads back upstairs and into the bathroom and her eyes are blurry so thinking she grabs the asprine she takes two of them and she gets a energy boost all of sudden. She also starts to giggle for no reason and then she reads the bottle.

Amy: Giggling. Oh silly me.....This isn't the asprine...Giggling some more...Its Caffeeine pills.

Narrartor: She goes back downstairs with the pills still in hand and goes and drinks some more coffee. Then she starts reading every book she gets her hands on. By the morning she's on a Caffeeine high and she read every school book she had with her and half the books she had in her library and she's still laughing. Her mom comes downstairs and she's jumping on the couch.

Amy's mom: Amy are you okay? Get off the couch.

Amy: Hi Mom....Laughing...Hungry?

Amy's mom: Are you sick?

Narrartor: She jumps off the couch and falls on the floor laughing.

Amy's mom: You've been hanging around that silly little blonde with the funny hairstyle too long.

Narrartor: Her mom walks up to her and puts her hand on her forehead and Amy burst out laughing.

Amy's mom: Maybe you shouldn't go to the school today.

Amy: No I'm okay. I'm just a little energetic.

Amy's mom: Well okay. Did you eat breakfast?

Amy: Breakfast. I cook breakfast.

Amy's Mom: On no. Well okay.

Narrator: Her mom goes into the kitchen and flour is everywhere.

Amy's Mom: Amy what happen to the kitchen?

Amy: I got in a fight with a bird.

Amy's Mom: A bird?

Amy: Yeah it was blue and white...

Narrator: Amy looks around the kitchen and then jumps up and down pointing.

Amy: Over there! over there! Its the bird!

Narrator: Her mom looks and its the cookie jar that looks like a bird and its in pieces.

Amy's Mom: You broke the cookie jar.

Amy: No! No! it was a bird I saw it with my own two eyes.

Amy's mom: I think you should wear your glasses all the time now. Well anyways its time for you to go to school. I'll clean this up and then were going to have a long talk later on.

Amy: Bye Mom

Narrator: Amy dashes out the house and to school and when she gets there she runs right into Serena.

Serena: Hi.

Amy: Hello silly little blonde with the funny hairstyle.

Serena: Huh?

Amy: My mom said that your name is silly little blonde with the funny hairstyle.

Narrator: Amy then burst out in laughter.

Serena: Are you okay?

Amy: My mom ask me the same thing.

Serena: Well are you?

Amy: Yeah I just had a little too much Caffeeine last night.

Narrator: Lita walks up to the girls.

Lita: Hi Amy, Hi Serena.

Amy: My name isn't Amy. And her name isn't Serena.

Lita: Okay then if your name isn't Amy then what is it?

Narrator: Amy creeps up to Lita's ear and begans to whisper.

Amywhispering: Its fish lady.

Lita: Right. And then what's her name?

Amy: Its silly little blonde with the funny hairstyle.

Lita: Are you okay?

Amy: Your the third person that ask me that today.

Serena: Amy just how much Caffeeine did you have?

Amy: Let's see...I had about twenty no..that was before the caffeeine pills..about fifty cups of coffee and  two caffeeine pills with every cup of the last thirty.

Lita: And your still alive.

Amy: Its possible if you pace yourself.

Narrator: Amy then starts to hop up and down for no reason.

Amy: Look I'm a rabbit! Hey Silly little blonde with the funny hairstyle do you know your other name Serena mean Rabbit of the moon.

Serena: I wish she quit calling me that.

Amy: Hey Karate Manaic

Lita: What did you call me?

Amy: Or should I call you really tall person.

Lita: How about Lita.

Amy: Noooo that won't do. I'll call you Really tall girl.

Narrator: The bell rings and Amy runs off to class.

Lita: Child flip her lid.

Narrator: In class Amy is bouncing and not keeping still.

Teacher: Now can anyone tell me who wrote the declaration of Indepence?

Narrartor: Everyone looks at Amy and she starts giggling.

Teacher: What's so funny?

Amy: I just figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tissepop.

Guy student: Really how many?

Amy: Well it depends on how fast and when you feel like bitting it, but if everyone was to go at the same pace it would take exactly seven.

Teacher: Okay enough of that. Amy have you been paying attention?

Amy: Yes.

Teacher: Okay then who wrote the declaration of idependence?

Amy: That guy.

Teacher: Which guy?

Amy: That guy on the dollar bill.

Teacher: No that guy on the dollar bill was the first president of the US

Amy: He was the president of us?

Teacher: Child what's wrong with you?

Narrator: The bell rings and Amy runs out the class. At Lunch Amy is playing tag with herself or her imagenary friend.

Amy: Your it!

Narrator: She then jumps to the other side of where she was.

Amy: No your it!

Narrartor: Everyone is just looking at her and then Lita and Serena decide that she should sit down.

Lita: Hey Amy want a cookie.

Amy: Can I have one?

Lita: Yeah I just said you could.

Amy: No not Amy me?

Lita: Aren't you Amy?

Amy: No I'm Bob.

Lita: Huh? I don't see anybody else.

Narrator: Amy takes a step to the left.

Amy: I'm Amy..
takes a step to the right...I'm Bob.

Serena: Okay she just confused me.

Narrator: Amy runs up to Lita stops then turns back around runs to where she was standing as Bob and then runs back and sits down then stands back up and moves to the left and sits down.

Lita: You don't need any cookies I'm sorry.

Amy: Ahh man and me and Bob were looking forward to some.

Serena: Okay you need help.

Amy: You hurt Bob's feelings

Serena: Your creeping my out.

Narrator: The school day goes on and after school Amy is still hyper.

Lita: How is it that your still hyper?

Amy: I told you I had fifty cups of coffee and for each of the last thirty I had two caffeeine pills with it..

Serena: You guys ready.

Amy: Yep!

Serena: Okay let's go.

Narrator: They go to the arcade and meet up with Mina and Raye.

Mina: Hi.

Amy: Hey its Bow girl.

Mina: What did you call me?

Lita: Ignore her Mina. Oh Hey Amy stay right here if you can. I need to talk to Raye, Mina and Serena.

Amy: Don't you mean Pyro, Bow girl and silly little blonde with the funny hairstyle.

Lita: Yeah right.

Narrator: The four girls go out of hearing distince and Lita begans.

Lita: Amy's on a Caffeeine high.

Raye: Really our Amy.

Mina: So what can we do about it?

Lita: Try not to kill her.
Talk it off: Solutions
Amy's high off of caffeine pills and caffeine all because she has to study because she failed a test.
Problem Posted: 11/27
Solution
Setting: Amy's house: Eight o'clock pm.

Lita: Amy calm down!

Narrator: Amy is hopping around....still.

Raye: Don't touch that.

Narrator: Amy breaks a glass cup.

Raye: Amy!

Amy: It wasn't me.

Raye: Yes it was. I saw you and so did Lita. Your mom's going to be mad.

Amy: I'm telling you it wasn't me.

Lita: If you don't sit you hyperactive butt down..I'm gonna.

Amy: You want some?

Narrator: Amy holds up a pack of pixi sticks.

Raye: She got more sugar.

Lita: Give me that.

Narrator: Lita jumps for Amy, but she jumps out the way.

Amy: I'm Sailormercury and you can't catch me.

Raye: Isn't that good for you.

Narrator: Raye jumps at Amy, but she jumps away again, but Lita grabs the candy from behind.

Lita: No more sugar.

Amy: Your no fun.

Lita: And your dangerous in this state.

Narrator: Just then Lita's communcator goes off. She answers it and its Sailormoon.

Sailormoon: We have a slight problem here at the park.

Raye: We have a slight problem here with Amy!

Sailormoon: Was that Raye?

Lita: Yes it was. About the park?

Venus: MONSTER!! Really ugly one!

Lita: Is she okay?

Sailormoon: She'll be just fine.

Venus: Don't lie! I'm not okay.

Lita: We'll be down there in a few.

Amy: Yippee!

Venus: Whoever is cheering is going to pay for that.

Lita: Tell her to calm down!

Sailormoon: Lita said calm down, Venus!

Venus: You calm....Whoa! Hey watch it!

Lita: Lita out!

Raye: Well I guess we should get going.

Amy: Yeah! Moon power!

Narrator: Lita and Raye stare at Amy.

Raye: Umm...Amy wrong one, Your is...

Amy: Jupiter Power!

Lita: That's mine!

Amy: I thought I was Sailorjupiter!

Lita: No I am.

Amy: So I'm Sailormars.

Raye: No..That would be me.

Amy: I'm Sailorvenus.

Lita: That's Mina your Sailormercury.

Amy: I'm the smart one!

Narrator: Raye puts her head in her hands and Lita shakes her head.

Lita: Its time to go! Jupiter Star Power!

Raye: Mars Star Power!

Amy: Blue power!

Mars: If you don't say the right thing I'm going to light you up.

Amy: Oooooooooooo Light me up!

Mars: I'll light you up alright.

Jupiter: There's no need to do that.

Amy: Mercury star power!

Jupiter: Time to go. Sailorvenus is going to be mad at us.

Narrator: They run to the park..er well Sailorjupiter and Mars run, Mercury on the other hand hopped like a rabbit the whole way there. They arrived to recive an evil eye from Venus and Sailormoon running up to them.

Jupiter: Sorry we're late.

Mars: Mercury decided to hop the whole way.

Mercury: I had fun!

Venus: I glad you had fun. I on the other hand almost got eaten and something spit slime at me.

Narrator: Something slimely flys and lands all over Venus.

Venus: The Gods hates me That's it they hate me.

Moon: I think we should take care of this thing before Venus gets even madder. Mercury scan it.

Mercury: With what?

Moon: With your visor.

Mercury: Oh yeah!

Narrator: Mercury pulls out her visor, but she starts walking around like a robot instead of scanning.

Mercury: I'm am a robot.

Mars: Your a freakin' loon if you asks me.

Jupiter: She's no help!

Mercury: Hey everybody guess who I am.

Narrator: Sailormercury jumps in front of the group and starts moving her hands like Sailormoon does.

Venus: Were in the middle of a battle and she's playing sherrads.

Moon: Sailormercury that's not funny. Do someone else.

Mercury: But I'm Sailormoon. I fight for love and justice. I will right wrongs and-

Venus: And if you don't calm down I'm going to introduce you to my crescent beam.

Jupiter: Venus!

Venus: I'm not in a good mood and ice girl isn't helping it.

Monster: Time for you to die.

Mercury: Hello mr. monster.

Moon: OH this is great.

Jupiter: Just blast the thing before Mercury becomes friends with it.

Moon: Moon sprial heart attack!

Narrator: Sailormoon destroys the enemy.

Mercury: Oh you killed him.

Venus: Your next.

Jupiter: We can't do that. She our friend.

Mars: No she's someone else. Amy is a calm, quite girl who doesn't hop around like a rabbit and make friends with the enemy.

Jupiter: Well she's Amy on drugs, but She still Amy.

Venus: I'm going home.

Narrator: Jupiter, Mars, and Mercury go back to Amy's house and after about somehours Amy calms down and falls asleep. The next morning they go to school and Amy is exhusted and she sits down her teacher walks up to her.

Teacher: Amy are you okay?

Amy: Yes I'm just a little out of it.

Teacher: Well okay. Oh here ya go.

Narrator: Teacher lays something on her desk. Amy turns it over and its her test. The one she supposenly had failed, but this one said 'A' and then written on the side it said 'April fools, gotcha.'. Amy looked up at the teacher who was giggling. She study the other day all day for nothing and then had one instreasted day yesterday cause of the caffeeine pills she took. She got up and walked to the teacher.

Teacher: Something wrong, Amy?

Amy: April fools!

Narrator: Amy pulled at soda out of her lunch and poured it all over the teacher's head and then walked out the classroom leaving a room full of surprised people.
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