| Sage: This just sucks. They only gave me a day. Kento: Who only gave you a day? Sage: The sailor scouts. Cye: For what? Sage: To choose who I want. Cye: Want what? Sage: I get to choose who I want to be mine, but they only gave me a day to it. Kento: Oh that sucks. How about Sailormoon. Sage: She's too stupid. Rowen and Ryo walk in the room not able to keep out this converstation. Rowen: If you choose her then you can take advanage of her all the time. Sage: But she's too stupid to take advanage of. Cye: How about Sailormercury. Sage: She probably wouldn't even say yes. I think it was only the other four part of this. Ryo: Don't choose Mars. Sage: Just cause she hurt your feelings. Ryo: Exactly. Sage: Okay so who's left. Rowen: Sailorvenus and Sailorjupiter. Sage: Oh yeah. Can we start over. I not ready to choose between them two yet. Rowen: alright let's start with Sailormars. Sage: Yeah so besides the fact that Ryo doesn't like sailormars. Why should I pick her. Kento: well if you were ever lost and hungry together and you had uncooked food she could heat it up for you. Cye: You would say that. Rowen: She has ESP. Sage: Okay that's a bad thing. How can I cheat on her if she has that. Kento: Okay try this one. If you were cold and hungry then she could warm you up and heat your food up. Cye: What is wrong with you and her and heating food up? Sage: Yes what is your problem? Kento: Okay no body can have Sailormars I want her cause if any of these events happen I would need her there. Rowen: Can't you just build a fire. Kento: It might not work. She would be my personal heater. Ryo: Enough about her. If you have Sailormoon then when your fighting you don't have to anything cause with her one kill attack life would just go by smooth. Sage: I like to fight. Ryo: Your making this hard on yourself. Cye: If you have Sailormercury she could do your homework and you would get all A's Sage: Yeah, but what about making out. Kento: Hey what about Sailorjupiter. She can cook. Cye: You and food. Kento: No wait you can't have her either. Sailorjupiter cooks it and Sailormars heats it up. Ryo: You have problems. Rowen: So how about Venus what can she do? Ryo: She's a blonde. Cye: And she wears a bow. Kento: She wears orange. Rowen: And has a talking cat. Sage: Not to many good things going there. Ryo: She's pretty. Cye: Yes very. Kento: Nice legs. Rowen: Yes very nice legs. Sage: Your still not helping. Ryo: What do you want us to do. Go and find out if she's a good kisser? Sage: Well... Rowen: Yeah right Sage. Kento: I know something good besides her looks. Sage: What? Kento: Thinking...She's friendly. Sage: Friendly....Oh I hope you mean that in 'I can make out' way. Ryo: Oh man this is going to be long. Cye: And boring. Rowen: I don't know about boring. Author's note: I didn't give a suggestion this time. So who should Sage choose and Why? |
| If you read the solution to Ryo's complaint then you will know that Sage was told by Sailormoon that he couldn't have all the scouts and he needs to choose by the next day. So now he's giving himself a headache doing so. |
| Talk it Off: Solution |
| Sage is sitting down in the chair the next day and still thinking about who to choose when Ryo walks in. Ryo: So Sage did you figure out who your going to pick? Sage: No. This is annoying. I don't want anybody to be hurt and I don't want to pick the wrong one for me. You get me don't you? Ryo: Yea- wait no I don't Sage: Oh your are so not helping. I got one hour and I still don't know. Rowen: Pick the first one that comes to mind. The two Ronins turn around and see Rowen leaning agaist the wall. Sage: What? Rowen: I said pick the first scout that come to mind. That way you won't feel so guilty about your decision and you shouldn't hurt anybody's feelings. Sage: I'll think about it. Ryo: So shouldn't you go downtown now. Sage: Yeah your right. Setting: Downtown an hour later. All the Ronins arrive downtown and they see all the scouts standing near a building waiting. Sage: Well here goes. Kento: you'll be fine. Oh and remember You can't have Jupiter and Mars. Cye: Shut-up Kento. Sage Ignore him. Sage: Don't worry I am. Sage starts toward the building and we he gets there all the scouts look at him. Sage: Hello. Moon: Hello. Venus: Hi. Mars: What's up? Jupiter: How ya doing? Mercury: Hi. From a far the other Ronins wave and then run up over to them. Cye: Hello. Mars: We need to tell you something. Sage: Yeah well I need to ask ya'll something too. Jupiter: Ask away. Sage: I can I just routate ya'll? Everyone looks at him like he's a nut. Venus: Umm..no you can't do that. Sage: Why not? We can do this weekly. A scout a week. Five of you, so I should have each and everyone of you at least once a month. Mercury: That isn't even possilbe. Sage: Why not? Mercury: Because the most weeks there has ever been in a month is four and most months only have three. Sage: We'll figure something out. Mars: I'm not doing that. Mercury: Well if you think about you could do that. Cause I don't want you. Sage: See we can do it. Venus: But who said were going to do it. Jupiter: Anyways were- Sage: Wait before that. Can I choose two. Jupiter: No! Sage: Your making this hard. Kento: Remember you can't have two. Cye: Shut-up. Ryo: I don't want to be here anymore. Everyone glances at Ryo. Mars: Hey its the sessy. Ryo: Don't call me sessy! Moon: But you are acting like a sessy. Rowen: Let's not make him cry. Again. Ryo: How do you know about that? Cye: Pretty hard for someone to keep that to himself. Ryo: Sage! Sage: Hey I'm thinking right now. We'll talk about you and crying later. Jupiter: Well what we were trying to tell you is- Sage: I got it! Can we routate each month? Venus: NO! we can't be routated each month. Sage: We'll then I pick Sailorjupiter. Jupiter: Really? Sage: Give me a sec. Thinking... Yeah. Jupiter: I'm very touch, but what I've been trying to tell you is- Kento: I told you, you couldn't have her. Now pick someone else. Sage: You pick someone else! Kento dives for Sage and they both hit the ground and start fighting. Rowen: Real mature. Cye: Hey will you two cut it out! Ryo: Can you belive them fighting at a time like this. Mars: At least they can fight sessy. Ryo: Crying.. I can't take this anymore! I'm leaving. Ryo runs off. Moon: Ahh righty then. Rowen: Hey will you two stop! Rowen and Cye head over to the two and pick them off the ground and with Rowen holding Sage and Cye holding Kento. Rowen: Now if we can behave like MEN instead of boys then we can get this over with much faster. Sage: Your right. I can do this. Let go. Kento: Yeah so can I. Cye and Rowen let go of them. Sage: So like I said I choose Sailorjupiter. Jupiter: If you would let me finish this time I can tell you what I've been trying to tell you. Sage: And that is.. Jupiter: We've changed our minds. Venus,Mars, and Moon: We have? Jupiter: Yeah we have. Mercury: Right. Jupiter when did we do that? Jupiter: This morning. Venus: Are you sure? Jupiter: Yep. Absolutely. Mars: I don't remember that happening. Jupiter: It was when we saw those guys in the mall. Mars: Oh I get it. Mercury: You could have said something this morning. Venus: Yeah this was kinda short notices. Moon: I still don't get it. Jupiter: Guys...Mall... Moon: What about guys and a mall. Sage: Don't tell me your going to forget about me and go to the mall. Jupiter: Well were not going to forget about you. Venus: Were just going to mall. Mars: To check out guys. Sage: So your not forgetting about me..your just not- Venus: Interested. Jupiter: Pressure was getting to us. Moon: I get it now. Cye: Your very slow. Mars: Ain't nothing new. Sage: Oh I see how it is. Mars: Your not going to cry are you? Sage: Oh no don't worry I'm not going to cry. I'm not like Ryo. Jupiter: Oh okay, cause I told those guys that we would be back and they're probably still waiting. Sage: Hold on. You let me go on about who I should choose and then you were planning to tell me that. Jupiter: Well you didn't let me get a chance and besides were not despearate anymore. Sage: I was the trunk card. Jupiter: No I wouldn't say the trunck card, more like a last resort. Sage: Okay I'm already mad so don't put me down anymore than I already am. Kento: Whispers Man they're harsh. Rowen: Whispers Yeah poor Sage Jupiter: Well we must be going. Sage: I feel like an idiot, A used idiot. Venus: Oh you shouldn't feel like an idiot. It causes low self-esteem.. Sage: Thanks for the advice, but I its not helping. Venus: Oh you poor guy. Were still your friends. Sage: I'm going home. Sage turns around and walks off. Kento: Sage looks like he's about to cry. Sage: I'm going home and getting all that sleep I lost! Mercury: He lost sleep cause of this. Venus: Just makes you want to go and give him a hug. Everyone stares at her. Mars: No it doesn't. Moon: Come on. The cute guys at the mall. Jupiter: Yeah lets go. The scouts leave Cye: That's just wrong. Sage is going to be all mad and stuff for about a week. Kento: I told him not to choose Jupiter, but did he listen to me, noo. |
| Solution |
| Problem posted: 10/22 |