Part 1: Things that Piddle me Off
Yes, things actually do make my skin crawl. So now when you read this and if you do some of it you can a) annoy the hell out of me or b) try to not do it. Note, that these are generalizations and not aimed at one person in particular. So here we go:
Online:
1. "wat" "u" "r" "doin"...are not words. The thing that I absolutely can not stand is people who don't type. No, I do not mean shorthand like "LOL," I mean 3 letter words that people abbreviate to one letter. When I read that I usually don't understand and it's like decoding hieroglyphs.
2. Correcting the spelling- Alright so you spell a word wrong... alright it's bad enough if it's a word mentioned in #1...but don't correct it fifty thousand times, I get your point.
3. What's up? - My answer is usually nothing...no need to ask me 30 times in a row.
4. IMing when the Away Message is up- Ok you can leave a message that is fine. But trying to carry on a conversation when the message is up then asking "hello?" is a no no.
5. *new* Be Spontaneous- Conversations usually begin with hey, or what's up. That is SO boring, I am just not looking forward to talking to you. Your first words set the mood of the conversation to come. So be spontaneous.
6. *new* Don't ask my A/S/L: My mother told me never talk to strangers, but I'm too nice to. If you've never spoken to me before, like you've found my screen name somewhere and just start talking. I don't mind talking to people but the forbidden thing which usually gets people blocked is asking A/S/L. Why does it matter so much that you know those three components of my life? It doesn't, so lets have a nice conversation and if I feel like telling you about me I will.
7. *new* IMing me the SECOND I get online. Dude let my computer fully load in before you start talking. This instantly puts me in a bad mood because it usually freeze my computer. It's like walking through a door and getting jumped.
8. *new* Start talking to me in the middle of your thought. I can Not read minds. So if you suddenly just start talking almost expecting me to ask you what are you talking about, then you're severely mistaken because I'll get pissed off and have a big attitude with you or just ignore you.
9. *new* If I don't answer for a few minutes that means I'm doing something. Don't start IMing me like you're on fire.
10. *new* Smilies. I don't like them. You do not need to end every statement you make with a smilie. It takes away from the value of the smilie.
Online Friends (as oppose to people I see on a daily basis):
1.Lying- I could go on for days on end about people online who lie. Why? There is no point. I don't pass judgement unless you speak to me yourself, so whatever you have to say will not make any difference.
2. a/s/l and pics- What�s it to you? If I want you to know�I�ll tell you.
3. Don�t try to outsmart me- enough said especially if you�re like 12 and think you�re a model that is 25. And even if you do..remember what you say so you don�t confuse your alter egos.
4. RPG- If you�re going to play then play, but don�t live it. The �G� stands for game. When people get too into it is as absurd as someone getting into the game of �scrabble.�
Email:
1. Porn- No I don�t want to see men or women or animals for that matter naked. Thanks but no thanks. This also includes anything that needs enlargement.
2. Ads- No I don�t want anything you are going to sell me. If need something I�ll contact you.
3. Forwards- In case you haven�t figured it out�they don�t work. You don�t need to send them to me thank you.
Friends (people who I do see on a daily basis):
1. Cold Shoulder- Enough said. Friends? Or not please make up your mind, otherwise I won�t waste your time and mine.
2. Homework- I don�t mind giving you my homework, if you�re a close friend and it�s not a daily basis, just ask. But then if you give it to someone else and so on then it gets annoying. Like I stated before I am not a robot and don�t get everything right..just like that statistics homework for example.
3. Talking behind the back- Okay yea I know I�m not the most popular person on this planet, but do we have to rub it in. I do have ears you know and feelings too (wow what a concept) That is usually the part when I say to myself �You can�t make everyone happy and not everyone will like you; but you can try.�
4. Attitude- Hey mornings are rough but you will never find me in a bad mood in the morning unless I�m sick. Life may suck but everyday is a chance to start something new. Smile.
5. Poking- Friendly or not don�t touch me. I know you�re there, I see you, I am not blind.
6. *new* People who 'think' they're smart. No you aren't. I mean people are smart yes, but those people who go around thinking and carrying on that they are and in reality no nothing THOSE are the people. You know who I'm talking about. So just as a tip, shut up and people will start thinking you're smarter than you are.
7. *new* Cursing or obscene loudness or actions in public. I must say I do it too sometimes but I hate it. It's so rude.
Freshmen:
1. STDs- Ok girls in my gym class, you don�t need to tell the world about your herpes. I wish I could help you but it�s too late. Sucks for you. But now that you�ve all lost your virginity, please don�t touch each other in the lockeroom, don�t talk about who you�d like to do, or about your diseases. Some people just think that it�s disgusting. (That was during my Junior Year, My Senior gym class was awesome!!!)
2. Girls on Bus- You are at least 14 years old. Act like it. Screaming and whining for the bus driver to let you off at your house when in reality your house is 2 houses away from the bus stop is annoying. Also don�t talk about me or my friends, this includes the eyes. I will not hesitate to give you attitude back or trip you as you walk or throw stuff back at you and call you names. (Once again this was my junior year when I wrote this, so it doesn't apply so much anymore)
3. I�m a Junior you are a Freshman- You do not know more than me in some aspects, I think I know how to get home on my own thank you.
Family:
1.Fish- No they can�t hear you through the water and I really don�t think they care WTF goes on as long as they get fed. Get over it.
Other:
1. Music- I don�t listen to classical music all the time. Opera is nice, it stimulates your brain. Instrumentals make you think and calm you down. So don�t ask �YOU like OPERA?� like it�s a disease, I highly recommend it.
2. TV: Yes I watch TV. No I don�t watch sitcoms. I admit it I�m a TLC, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, History Channel, PBS, News, Fox Family and Nick junkie.
3. Power point: Ahh! This has got to be the last thing in the world that I want to do. Yes I do know how to do it, and make it look good. However I hate it. LOL don't ask me to do any because it sucks.
4. Naps- Yes I come home and take a nap. During this time I will not be disturbed, if I do I turn into this evil monster and one should run as fast as possible, cover your eyes and close the door.
5. Boys- I like them, but No I don�t have one.
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