Pick Up Lines

These pick up lines are not actual pick up lines the guys use...I hope. 

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?-AJ

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.-Nick

I know Milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?-Nick

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?-Brian

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want.-Nick

I've got a thirst baby and you smell like my Gatorade.-Nick

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.-Nick

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.-Kevin

Hi, I'm Mr. Right.  Someone said you were looking for me.-Brian

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.-Kevin

Fuck me if I'm wrong when I say you wanna kiss me.-AJ

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?-Howie

Be unique, be different, say yes.-AJ

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.-Nick

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?-Howie

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?  No?  What, you don't like pizza?-Nick

Baby, somebody call God, cuz he's missin an angel.-Brian

Help the homeless.  Take me home with you!-Nick

I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away.-Howie

There must be something wrong with my eyes, cuz I can't take them off of you.-Brian

Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you.-AJ

I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?-Nick

Do you sleep on your stomach?  Can I?-Brian

Wanna play army?  I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.-AJ

Do you work for UPS?  I could've sworn I saw you checking out my package.-Kevin

I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right.-Howie

I think I can die happy now.  Cuz I've seen a piece of heaven.-Nick

They call me Mr.Coffee..cuz I grind so fine.-Howie

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.-AJ

Do you have a map?  I just keep getting lost in your eyes.-Brian

Hi, my name is "Milk."  I'll do your body good.-Nick

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.-AJ

Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.-Kevin

Are those real?-Nick

Girl, if you were a porch, I'd take out all the nails, and screw you.-AJ

(Looks down at crotch) It's not going to suck itself.-Kevin

You.  Me.  Whipped cream.  Handcuffs.  Any questions.-AJ

Sex is a killer.  Want to die happy?-Howie

You must be a limp doctor, cuz I've got a stiffy.-AJ

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you in the morning.-Nick

I'd walk a million miles for one your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue.-Howie