Birthdays - Kick off your day of birth with Bubbles! Only $29.99 per hour, and Bubbles will give you a birthday you will never forget. (Perfect for kids afraid of clowns! Bubbles will make them conquer their fear, or warp their minds in the process!) Bubbles \does adult parties too. You'll love it! And for an extra $20.00, Bubbles will deliver a pizza as well. And for another $20.00, Bubbles will bring a 24-pack of his favourite beer.
Corporate Events/Company Picnics - Looking for a way to humiliate a loyal employee on his/her retirement day? Or for a way to make office parties less dull? Bubbles to the rescue! Watch Bubbles scream his head off while running in circles like a loon, while quoting Happy Noodle Boy. Includes Bubbles' patented ukulele concert, and some special surprise guests that your co-workers will never forget. So suggest your boss to hire Bubbles, and I guarantee* you'll get a raise! Only $100.00 for a half-day (4 hours,) $180.00 for a full eight hours.
Singing Telegrams - What better way to say "I love you," "Happy Anniversary," or "You're Fired!" Only $35.00 per telegram, and if you so wish, Bubbles will even honk his nose.
Revenge for Hire - Do you have a professor who gave you a bad grade? Been dumped by your significant other? Did your boss just fire you? Is there some annoying right-wing hippie that won't shut up? If the answer to any of these questions is "yes," then Bubbles has the cure for you. For a low charge of $10.00, Bubbles can spray your arch-nemesis with a squirting flower filled with your choice of red wine, ink, or beef blood. For $15.00, Bubbles can upgrade this to a cream pie in the face. Finally, for $20.00, watch Bubbles shove a live trout down your enemy's pants. Guaranteed to make them squirm!*
Bubbles' Chainsaw Massacre - It's taken three years, but Bubbles has finally mastered Wiggles' patented chainsaw routine. Watch Bubbles chase your friends and loved ones with a chainsaw. They'll never look at a clown the same way again.
Bachelor Parties - Now we're talking! This one is Bubbles' personal favourite, and with good reason. Watch Bubbles chug a bottle of wine and stumble around drunk for your amusement. Also including plenty of cruel pranks for dear friends, and for an additional cost of $200.00, a lap dance for the groom. Bubbles also throws in a bonus ukulele performance, his crew of deviant puppets, and blood-filled balloons. A true crowd pleaser!
$400.00 for an entire night of partying ($600.00 including Bubbles' lap dance.)
*Not a guarantee
