the firework display is going off as IFW ROYAL RUMBLE is starting to get underway
Henry "The Voice" Bonner: Hello, everyone and welcome to the IFW ROYAL RUMBLE, the first PPV event for the IFW!!! I'm Henry the Voice Bonner and here's my buddy Stud Thomas here tonight announce the fights.
Stud Thomas: Hi guys, I'm so excited to see you will be the WOrld and I.C. Champs, it's so exciting, we've seen these guys practically go at each others throats and just want to destroy each other, but now here's their chance in the Royal Rumble.
Match 1: The Royal Rumble
Henry "The Voice" Bonner: Well we're going to get started with our first match of this great PPV and it's going to be the Royal Rumble. That's right it's the one we've all been waiting for. We have the first few members of the IFW here tonight all in a royal rumble for the I.C., and the World Heavyweight Title belts.
Stud Thomas: That's right Voice! It's goin to be one we'll never forget as we see who's who in this fed to start things off. Who's in the roster for the match tonight Voice?
Henry: Well we're going to start off with these 4 men in the ring. 1st it'll be Eddy "The One" Van Wild, Pharoh, KRK, and Executioner followed by Hermit, then Rage, and finally The Mass.
Stud Thomas: Well look who's going to sit with us tonight for the match it's the Commissioner of the IFW, Commish Kleiner! How's it going Commish?
Commissioner: It's goin well! I can't wait to see who's going to win this fight here tonight. I've looked around this growing league and I've seen some great talent so hopefully we'll be amazed at the show tonight.
Next thing heard is "Fuel" by Metallica as Eddy "The One" Van Wild makes his way to the ring showing off to the fans and what not.
Announcer: And now from LAS VEGAS, NV, USA weighing in at 184 lbs and standing at 6ft. 2in. Calling himself THE 1, Eddy the one Van Wild....
Stud Thomas: Here's Eddy The One making himself to the ring. It seems like the one is ready for this Royal Rumble as he display his talents in the ring here tonight Voice....
Henry: Yeah, but here comes Pharoh now it seems like to disrupt VanWild's pre match warmups.
Suddenly Pharoh comes running out of the stage smiling and yelling with the fans as he dives into the ring while Sharp Dressed Man is played from the Supertron
Announcer; And now from Los Angeles, CA, USA, standing 6ft. 5in., 249 lbs. The Master of Sand....PHAROH!!!
Henry: Pharoh looks pumped and ready to go as Eddy just sits back calmly and waits. Pharoh probably one of the most colorful wrestlers we'll see in this league.
Announcer: And from Phoenix, AZ, USA standing 6ft. 7i. and weighing in at 289 lbs., calling himself the True American......KRK!!
Stud Thomas: Wow, the crowd doesn't seem to be please with this wrestler in the ring. KRK really pissed some fans off with his presence here tonight, but it doesn't seem to be bothering KRK at all. He's ready for a fight it seems.
Announcer: And finally from Moscow, Russia, standing at 6ft. 7in, and weighing a total of 289 lbs.......THE EXECUTIONER!!
Henry: Wow, this guy probably looks the creepiest of the 4, but the fans seem to love him. He looks determined to fight here tonight in the Garden at Madison Square. Well the referree is in the ring and will start things off it looks like. Now as we know in the Royal Rumble, the last man standing in the ring will be the World Heavyweight Champion and 2nd place will be the I.C. Champion.
and here's the bell DING!!!!!!!!!
Henry: and here they go.....KRK starts things off quick going for VanWild as Executioner grabbles with Pharoh.....KRK grabs VanWild and slams him back down with a vertical suplex drop. KRK is still working on Van wild as he bounces off the ropes and connects on a Leg-Drop to the stomach of VanWild. Executioner grabs Pharoh and pulls a belly to belly suplex on Pharoh, ooh what a move by Executioner. Executioner goes to pick up Pharoh, but Pharoh counter punches Executioner in the gut. What a move by Pharoh to counter Executioner. KRK picks up Van Wild and throws him into the ropes, oh and KRK clotheslines Van Wild to the mat.
DING!!!!!
Announcer: The next wrestler is HERMIT!
Stud Thomas: Oh now it's getting heated up here comes Hermit into the ring. Man this should be exciting.
Henry: Hermit slides in and quickly pulls KRK back from VanWild and now Hermit is working on KRK as VanWild is lying motionless on the mat. No one has thrown out VanWild, but he is out cold on the mat. KRK has beaten VanWild uncontiously. Pharoh now wips Executioner into the ropes and connects on a scissors kick to the head of Executioner. Oh, that hurt executioner. Pharoh grabs executioner again and wips him into the corner and now spears Executioner in the corner. Getting back to Hermit, he grabs KRK and wips him into the corner turnbuckle and goes for a spear, but KRK gets out of the way as Hermit hits hard into the turnbuckle. KRK actually got away from that, and just barely too. VanWild is starting to get up a little bit, but KRK grabs VanWild and wips him into the turnbuckle, but here comes another wrestler I'm guessing.
DING!!!!
Announcer: The next wrestler coming in is RAGE!!!!
Henry: And Rage is coming into the action now and quickly goes for Pharoh. He grabs Pharoh from behind and does a reverse DDT to Pharoh. Now Rage picks up Pharoh and wips him into the ropes, and hits Pharoh with a wicked clothesline, oh that's gotta hurt as pharoh hits the mat hard with feeling, but from behind Hermit grabs Rage and Suplexes him down to the mat. Oh I thought Rage was gone that time. VanWild now is up and goes for Hermit and clotheslines him down on his face, but KRK grabs VanWild and throws him into the ropes, and follows up with a clothesline which sends VanWild out of the ring and onto the floor of the arena.
Announcer: Eddy "The One" Van Wild is eliminated!!!
Henry: Oh man that's gotta hurt VanWild as he has just been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Now Executioner is showing signs of life as he picks up Hermit from the ground and DDTs him back down. He then sees Pharoh and picks him up for his finisher Dead End and nails is from off the top rope and now PHaroh is out in the center of the ring.
DING!!!!!
Announcer: and the final participant THE MASS!!!
Henry: Here comes the Mass running into the ring as Executioner picks up Pharoh and throw him out of the ring and onto the floor. Oh no, that's gotta hurt Pharoh and he's still got another match ahead.
Announcer: Pharoh has been eliminated!!!
THe Mass now goes straight for KRK as he kicks to the mid section of the True American, but KRK grabs Mass foot and follows him into with a spear. Here comes Executioner and he grabs Hermit off from the floor wipping him into the ropes and clotheslining him out of the ring, but hermit is still holding on to those ropes and swings back in barely. Holy Hell I can't believe that Hermit was able to escape elimination, however Executioner charges the ropes and bumps Hermit off and into the safety rail knocking not only Hermit out cold, but out of the competition.
Announcer: Hermit has been eliminated!!!
Henry: Now only 4 competitors remain, it's KRK, Rage, Executioner, and Mass! As executioner turns around from his ring out of Hermit, he is hit by Rage with a DDT and now Rage is putting on the Figure 4 leg lock on Executioner. Mass and KRK are still goin at it as KRK now is in control. He Wips Mass into the ropes and leans back himself, but WHAT's THIS!!! KRK is tripped up off the ropes by none other than Hermit!!! Oh no, Hermit I think just cost KRK the title belts. Mass then sees KRK lying on the floor and picks him up and laying him back out with a snap DDT. Mass is now signalling for the Massacator. He jumps off the ropes and lands one lionsault on KRK, then on the other and nails that on KRK. KRK is lifeless in the ring as now Rage lets go of his Figure 4 hold. Now Executioner is in pain as Rage picks up Executioner and signals for the Spear. He charges for Rage, but oh no, Executioner is able to counter with a catapult into the turnbuckle and Rage and Executioner are lying on the floor with KRK and Mass goin at it. Mass now grabs KRK and lunges him into the ropes, KRK ducks the clothesline and nails Mass with his own clothesline. KRK now picks up Mass and OH MY...HE HITS THE Star-Spangled Slam on Mass, oh my that had to hurt. KRK is now signalling to send Mass out of the ring as the ref is turned, but oh no, here comes Hermit again and does his grueling finisher The Stick Slam sending KRK out of the ring and then slides out of the ring just in time. The Referee is now turned to KRK's direction.....
Announcer: KRK is now eliminated!!!
Henry: Now there's only 3 competitors left and I'll feel sorry for who that's goin to be with all 3 wrestlers out in the center of the ring. Mass and Executioner seem to be getting up slowly as does Rage. Executioner grabs Rage and hurls him into the ropes as Mass is there in time for a missle drop kick to the head of Rage sending him out of the ring. It's done, only 2 more wrestlers in the ring.
Announcer: Rage has been eliminated!!!! The rest of the match may end in ring out or a pin!!
Henry: Well Mass and Executioner, two exhausted stars are now left to go for the World Title. Mass picks up Executioner and throws him into the ropes and tries to go for a clothesline, but Executioner kicks Mass in the gut and picks up Mass high. Executioner then Drills Mass with a brainbuster. And I think that's it for Mass, and I think Executioner will be the 1st World Champion and Mass the first IC Champion. Here's the count on Mass 1....2....no!!
Mass is up!! Mass is up!! He's still fighting. Executioner picks up Mass and signals for Dead End, but Pharoh nails the sides of Executioner getting himself out of the move and nails Executioner with a DDT. What a match, I don't think they have anything left. Mass slowly goes over to Executioner to get the pin 1....2....NO!!!
Executioner is still goin strong!! I don't believe it!! Mass and Executioner are both to their feet again slowly as Executioner tries to grab Mass, but Mass dodges and throws Executioner into the ropes, as Mass follows Executioner, Executioner moves out of the way as Mass runs into the ropes and gets hit by Executioner and landing just on the ropes, but Mass jumps in and drop kicks executioner sending him back to the center of the ring. Mass now grabs Executioner and throws him back to the ropes as Mass charges again, Executioner goes to move, but is nailed by Mass knocking him out of the ring and ending the Royal Rumble!!!
Announcer: Your winner and IFW World Heavyweight Champion.....The Mass!!!
And then your new IFW Intercontinental Champion.....Executioner!!!
Stud Thomas: I can't believe it....Mass has become the World Heavyweight Champion and Executioner is the I.C. Champ, that's incredible. What a match.
Henry: We'll go now to a commercial break and be right back
During the commercial breark, KRK is seen in his locker room trashing everything, in disgust and denial that he was beat in the Royal Rumble. He can't believe that Hermit helped to take him out and lose the Royal Rumble. Just then, some dark figure comes into the locker and gives KRK a piece of paper and quickly leaves. KRK then stops, smiles to himself and leaves his locker room to the parking lot as the commercials continue.
Match 2: Pharoh vs. Rage vs. Hermit
Triple-Threat-Hardcore Match for the #1 contender of the I.C. Title
Henry: Well, we're back and ready for our main even tonight on IFW, it's the Triple Threat Hardcore Match for the #1 contender to Executioner the Intercontinental Champion. That's right, Hermit has joined this match in a recent interview with Commissioner Kleiner and now we'll see what happens to these men in the ring tonight.
Stud: I can't wait to see who will beat the living hell out of who here. These guys must be exhausted from their match earlier.
"Sharp-Dressed Man" comes on the microphone as Pharoh makes his way to the ring
Announcer: And now from Los Angeles, CA, you know him as the master of sand....Pharoh!!!
"The Game" from Drowning Pool is blasting over the speaker as Rage now comes down to ringside"
Announcer: And now from Detroit, MI, the master of the spear.....Rage!!!
"The Killbourne High Road" by Floggin Molly is heard as Hermit comes out to ringside with his cane in hand.
Announcer: And finally from Berlin, Germany, the dark one of Hardcore.....Hermit!!
Henry: Now this is a hardcore match so we'll see a really intense fight tonight and the pin can come from anywhere.
Stud: Yeah and tons of blood spilled tonight for the #1 contender.
Bell Rings DING!!!
Henry: And here they go, Rage quickly goes for Hermit and nail him with a huge spear to start things off. That's incredible, I can't believe Rage used his finisher just like that on Hermit. And now Pharoh and Rage are stomping on Hermit insesantly. Now Rage turns to Pharoh a throws him into the ropes, and connects with a clothesline. Rage now picks up Hermit and sets him up on the top of the ring for a bulldog, but Hermit recovers and pushes Rage down to the mat. Hermit gets up and does a flying elbow off the top rope that connects on Rage at the bottom of the mat. Pharoh is now seen getting a stop sign from out of the ring as Hermit now working on Rage throws him into the ropes, Hermit ducks as Pharoh now in the ring slams Rage in the head with the stop sign as he bounces off the ropes. Wow, that's gotta hurt Rage who now is in pain. Hermit goes to hit Pharoh, but Pharoh dives and nails Hermit out of the ring with the Stop Sign. Pharoh now goes for a quick pin on Rage 1...2...
Kickout by Rage, I can't believe he kicked out of that. He's hurtin bad after that stop sign slammed him in the face. Now Hermit gets back in as Pharoh is connecting with a series of punches to the head of Rage. Pharoh now has Rage for a Vertical Suplex, but Hermit knocks Pharoh in the head and nails Pharoh with a reverse DDT. Rage is now coming conscious as Hermit swings Pharoh into the ropes and grabs him for a sleeper hold. Rage is now seen grabbing a steel chair from ringside and throws it into the ring. He also grabs 2 trash cans and chucks them into the ring. Hermit still has the sleeper hold on Pharoh who is showing signs of fatigue. The Referee holds up Pharoh's arm as it drops, then a second time, but Pharoh is still holding on. Rage charges with a chair to meet Pharoh in the head, but nails Hermit instead as Pharoh barely ducks enough to get out of the way. Now Hermit is on the floor as Rage picks up Pharoh and delivers a grueling German Suplex on top of the chair. Rage goes for a quick pin 1....2....Kickout by Pharoh!!
Rage now signals for his Acid Drop, but Hermit is up, I don't believe it and clotheslines Rage from behind, but not Pharoh grabs Hermit with the strength left in him and delivers a Rock Bottom on one of the garbage cans to Hermit. Now all three men are laying on the floor as the referee is counting. Pharoh seem to be getting up first and grabs a table from the bottom of the ring and sets it in the ring. He grabs another and sets it in the ring. Hermit and Rage are now starting to gain consciousness as Pharoh now throws in a ladder. Rage and Hermit are now exchanging punches as Pharoh sets up the 12 ft. Ladder and the two table outside the ring. Rage gets one of the garbage cans goes to hit Hermit, but Hermit counters and throws Rage into the corner and connects his STICK SLAM!!! Oh my it send Rage out of the ring and onto the floor. Now Hermit quickly runs over to Pharoh and nails him with a hurricarana, but it knocks out the referee in the process kicking him out. Pharoh is now placed on his table as Hermit starts to climb to the ladder, but what's this.....Oh no, KRK is coming out with a bat. What's he going to do? He goes to tables and takes off Pharoh as Hermit reaches the top of the 12 foot ladder. HOLY HELL!! KRK just dives at the ladder with his bat in hand and knocks Hermit off and onto the tables. I can't believe it, KRK is getting revenge on Hermit for the Royal Rumble. Pharoh and Hermit are now out, but here comes Rage, who picks up Hermit and delivers his Acid Drop and goes for the count 1.....2.....3!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Your winner and #1 Contender for the Intercontinental Title is.........RAGE!!!!!
Henry: Wow what a match!! Rage will face Executioner at Monday Night Madness for the Intercontinental Championship!!! And not only that Mass is our first ever IFW World Heavyweight Champion!!! I can't believe it what a night, right Stud!
Stud: YEah, and what else could happen at Monday Night Madness as KRK has just cost Hermit his chance at the I.C. Title. All questions will be answered on Monday at the Madness!
IFW goes off the air