Female Comebacks
M: Haven't I seen you some place before? F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. M: Is this seat empty? F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. M: Your place or mine? F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine :) M: So, what do you do for a living. F: I'm a female impersonator. M: Hey baby, what's your sign? F: Do Not Enter!! M: How do you like your eggs in the morning? F: Unfertilized... M: Your body's like a temple. F: Sorry, there are no services today :( M: I would go to the end of the world for you. F: But would you stay there :) M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing :O M: So, wanna go back to my place? F: Well I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? M: I know how to please a woman... F: Then get the hell away from me! M: I want to give myself to you. F: Sorry..i dont accept cheap gifts :) M: Haven't we met before...;) F: Yah...im the receptionist at the VD Clinic :P M: Whats your number? F: Its in the phone book! M: But i dont know your name? F: Thats also in the phone book. M: Hey, c'mon, we're both here at the bar for the same reason.. F: Yeah!! Lets go pick up some chicks!! M: I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy F: You mean..youve got both a donkey and a Great Dane!? M: Id go through anything for you! F: Great!! Let's start with your bank account :D
