I did it because...well, because I saw the opportunity and I had the power to do it. No one else could have even thought of doing what I did. It was The Perfect Plan, flawless in everyway imaginable...well except to those who died?all 6 billion of them! Luckily they weren't on the planning committee.
You see, I was born a little different then your average every day person. I was born a God. Granted the power to change the world as I saw fit. If I didn't like someone, BOOM! They would be gone. But there was a problem with this power...no one believed me. They denied me! They told me I simply had an over active imagination! Well let me tell you...that's what made me realize what I had to do. It was around then that I had started thinking about The Perfect Plan. I worked out the bugs and kinks and I even told people about it. Not only to see their reaction, but for another reason. See, being born a God, I'm bound to nothing and although I notice almost every little detail, I have trouble limiting my power. It was a good thing I told people about this plan in fact, because they brought me to the most obvious and foolish mistake I had made. I hadn?t realized that to go through with my plan at the rate I currently was going at, I would destroy all of the human race and Earth along with it.
Oh wait! I forgot! You reading this don't even know what The Perfect Plan is and what it was meant to do. Sorry about that. Well let me start from the beginning.