"Green surfaces are your friends."

"You're in denial"-Person 1
"No, I'm not."-Person 2

"Do my earmuffs smell like ice cream?"

"I can think of nothing but to broil your shorts and drink the broth..." Greg Proops on Whose Line is it Anyway?

"See I can't because...my brother got his leg stuck in the microwave...and uh, my mom had to take him to the emergency room...and my grandma...dropped acid and...hijacked a bus full of...uh, penguins......so, I have to go!"-From the movie "Better of Dead", the best excuse ever!

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Hey there, yeah you. Take me home, honey.