So we sort of lost Alison and Meryl for the rest of the weekish. However we had now found some people who were distinctly more mentally impaired than us!!!
One personality on the holiday, DA HORN, was having it large! He was a bit pilled up, and he was the entertainer! One particular night, he had disappeared and had taken 3 radioactive tabs!
This cocktail enabled him to try and emulate Gennie (the Russian Techno nutter!), this involved wiggling that ass! Could add the song "Shaking that ass" here, but I can't be bothered!
OK, before Gennie decides to kill me for the reference to her in the above paragraph, I had better continue!
So with a line of lads, with their arms around each other walking down the road! DA HORN is in the middle, joined with Rob, Kev, Dave, Hamblin, and DJ Majik!
Well, they are a bit fucked, and well a bit laddish! Further down the road, we see the rest of the lads, and stop for a bit, but DA HORN, goes up to this female (we think?!?) and starts to get off with her!
However she is not the best looking person, in fact, she reminded us of our apartment block! It has been discussed that she was just a square, about 5ft3 in each direction!
He'd have been better of pulling a flower pot than this particular girl! However well, he finished, (by this time we are all rolling around on the floor laughing!) Well he stops kissing her, looks over to us, and takes a swig of beer, and starts to laugh in this females face spraying the beer everywhere! He proceeds to hotstep in the street! Then stopping suddenly, he turns and starts to kiss this thing again!
This was definitely a 2 point pull, although, we attempted to evoke a penalty clause, but unfortunately, we was out voted, and he got 2 points rather than the -20 points that he deserved!
A quick message in case that female ever happens to read this page, are you that fucked up you'll pull someone who laughs in your face?! Praying on innocent pilled up people to get a pull! You are despicable!! (Was that a bit cruel?!)