INT.HOSPITAL ? ELEVATOR
Meredith stands in the elevator holding several folders. The doors open and Derek steps in.
������������������������ DEREK
��������� Meredith.
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������������������������ MEREDITH
��������� Derek.
Derek pushes a button and they stand in silence for a moment.
������������������������ MEREDITH
��������� We might have a problem.
������������������������ DEREK
��������� What problem is that?
������������������������ MEREDITH
��������� I think the chief has my underwear.
������������������������ DEREK
��������� Why would the chief have your underwear?
������������������������ MEREDITH
��������� Prom.
������������������������ DEREK
��������� Oh. That is a predicament.
������������������������ MEREDITH
��������� I?m screwed.
The elevator stops and Mark gets on.
������������������������ DEREK(icily)
��������� Dr. Sloan.
������������������������ MARK
��������� Dr. Sheppard.
������������������������ DEREK
��������� What are you doing here?
������������������������ MARK
Some hotshot client is insistent that I be the plastic surgeon to work on his wife?s face, so he flew me out and is paying me a pretty penny for my efforts.
�������������� DEREK
Fabulous.But why Seattle?
�������������� MARK
Because he?s from the area. Looking good Dr. Grey.
�������������� MEREDITH
You as well Dr. Sloan.
�������������� MARK
About that drink?
�������������� MEREDITH
I can?t tonight. I already have a date.
�������������� MARK
Too bad.� Us dirty mistresses have to stick together.
Mark gives Derek a pointed look, then turns to face the door.
INT.HOSPITAL ? RIPLEY?S OFFICE
Ripley rummages through her desk while Izzy walks around looking at the diplomas and other pictures on the walls and around the desk.
������������������������ IZZY
��������� So, this is your office?
������������������������ RIPLEY
Yeah. Here?s the tape I?m looking for. Sorry for stopping, but I like to go over the tapes of people I?m going to be seeing the next day. A refresher course.
������������������������ IZZY
��������� I?ve got nothing better to do.
������������������������ RIPLEY
��������� Okay, let?s go.
Ripley and Izzy leave Ripley?s office and enter the elevator. Ripley pushes the button for the main floor, and the elevator makes its way up. The doors open to reveal Derek.
������������������������ DEREK
��������� Dr. Buffet, Dr. Stevens.
������������������������ RIPLEY
��������� Hello Dr. Sheppard.
������������������������ DEREK
Dr. Buffet, I would like to cash in on that favor that you owe me.
�������������� RIPLEY
So soon, Dr. Sheppard?
�������������� DEREK
Yes. I could use your help as well Dr. Stevens.
������������������������ IZZY
��������� I don?t work here anymore Dr. Sheppard.
������������������������ DEREK
This isn?t a work related favor. Just ride up one more floor with me.
�������������� RIPLEY
What?s this favor?
Derek enters the elevator and the doors shut. He pushes a button on the elevator for the next floor.
������������������������ DEREK
At Prom, Meredith lost her underwear because of a compromising situation with me.
�������������� RIPLEY
You could say that again.
�������������� DEREK
Anyway, I would like to get them back for her. If you two could just play look out?
�������������� RIPLEY
Where is Meredith?s underwear?
�������������� DEREK
Ahh yes, well.That?s the tricky part. They?re in the Chief?s office.
The elevator doors open and Derek, Izzy, and Ripley exit. The three walk towards the chief?s office.
�������������� IZZY
Has he left for the day?
�������������� DEREK
Yes, about an hour ago.
�������������� RIPLEY
Can you pick a lock?
�������������� DEREK
Well no. I guess I didn?t plan this out very well. It was pure luck that I ran into you two in the first place.
�������������� IZZY
I can pick a lock. What the hell?It?s not like he can really do anything to me since I quit.
�������������� RIPLEY
Besides breaking and entering charges? (pause) You know how to pick a lock?
�������������� IZZY
I grew up in a trailer park. There wasn?t a lot to do there.
�������������� DEREK
Excellent. Dr. Buffet, you stand watch down this side of the hall. I?ll stand watch on the other side. Now, be careful Dr. Stevens. Don?t get caught.
�������������� IZZY
I feel like I?m on Mission Impossible.
Izzy flattens herself against the wall and turns her head to each side as if looking for the enemy and hiding at the same time.
������������������������ RIPLEY
You have been watching too many movies. You need to get back to work. Doing something, anything.
Ripley stops at the corner and leans against it, keeping an eye in both directions while Izzy and Derek continue down the hall. Izzy leans casually next to the chief?s door until Derek checks the other end of the hallway. He gives Izzy the thumbs up sign. Izzy pulls a paper clip out of her purse and sticks it in the lock, fumbling it around until the door pops open. Izzy enters the chief?s office and closes the door with a satisfactory smile.
������������������������ IZZY
I?ve still got it. Now, if I were a pair of panties, where would I be?
Izzy walks to a filing cabinet and begins opening and closing the drawers and rifling through them.
������������������������ IZZY
What is this? Folders on the interns.Interesting.
Izzy opens each folder with an intern?s name and scans them quickly, taking in the notes that the chief and Bailey have written on each one. She pauses for a moment before grabbing the last folder with her name on it. She opens it.
IZZY (reading off the papers inside the folder.)
Good surgeon.Knows her material.Very personable.� Becomes too attached to her patients. Could be one of the best surgeons one day.
Izzy pauses for a moment, looking slightly forlorn. She then shakes her head, then shoves the folder back into the filing cabinet and closes the drawer.
Izzy then walks to the chief?s desk and sits down in his chair. She then begins searching through piles of papers on top of the desk, then in the drawers. She finds the black underwear and holds them up.
������������������������ IZZY
Meredith, Meredith. Lacy black underwear.Its like you were expecting to have sex with someone on Prom night.
Izzy sticks them in her pocket. Izzy gets up and walks back over to the door. She opens the door and sticks her head out. Ripley gives her a thumbs up, then Derek. Izzy then opens the door wider, locks it and closes it after stepping out. She then gives the thumbs up to Ripley and Derek. Derek and Izzy walk towards Ripley.
������������������������ DEREK
��������� Good job Dr. Stevens. Would you mind?
������������������������ RIPLEY
Wouldn?t it be easier to give the underwear to Dr. Stevens and me? We are staying in the same house as Meredith.
������������������������ DEREK
Ahh.That?s part of the favor. I have plans for these panties.
�������������� RIPLEY
What would you want with Meredith?s panties? You aren?t going to give them to Addison are you? Because if you are, then you need to schedule more appointments with me.
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������������������������ DEREK
��������� No. That would be too twisted.
IZZY
Ewww.You?re not going to wear them, are you?����
������������������������ DEREK
No, Dr. Stevens. Just a little fun with Meredith is all.
Izzy gives the underwear to Derek who sticks them in his pocket.
������������������������ DEREK
Have a good day you, two. And thanks for the help.�
Derek continues down the hallway.
������������������������ RIPLEY
That man is up to something, but honestly, I want to see what.
�������������� IZZY
That was fun.
�������������� MEREDITH
Breaking and entering is fun?
�������������� IZZY
Hell yeah. I haven?t had that much fun in ages.
�������������� RIPLEY (laughing)
Slow down killer, one step at a time.
INT.HOSPITAL ? ELEVATOR
Derek smiles as he leans against the side of the elevator. The doors open and Meredith steps in.
������������������������ DEREK
��������� Having a better day?
������������������������ MEREDITH
Not really. Your wife seems to be seeing to that. And the panty thing. Can?t forget about the panty thing.
�������������� DEREK
Well, I have something of yours.
Meredith stands there and thinks a moment.
��������� �������������� MEREDITH
��������� What could you possibly have that?s mine?
������������������������ DEREK
Something black and lacy. You lost it quite recently. In fact, I?ve been thinking about the time quite fondly.
������������������������ MEREDITH
��������� You?ve got my underwear? How did you get it?
������������������������ DEREK
��������� I have friends who lent a hand.
������������������������ MEREDITH
��������� Panty stealing friends?
������������������������ DEREK
They?re the best kind of friends to have. Great for parties. They always liven things up.
�������������� MEREDITH
Can I have them back?
�������������� DEREK
No.
�������������� MEREDITH
But they?re my underwear.
�������������� DEREK
I have plans for these panties.
�������������� MEREDITH
You?re not going to wear them, are you?
�������������� DEREK
You?re the second person to ask that question and the answer is no. I was thinking more of a trade.
�������������� MEREDITH
What kind of trade?
�������������� DEREK
I?ll let you know.
�������������� MEREDITH
But Derek! That?s my underwear!
�������������� DEREK
You should be more careful with where you leave them.
The elevator doors open and Derek leaves the elevator, leaving Meredith staring with her mouth hanging open behind him. Meredith then exits the elevator and walks in the opposite direction.
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