Amazing Ted: I said, "NO." as it's not physically possible.
PhatBassPlaya84: do you and your hand-job got a motherfucking oozing bitch?
Amazing Ted: Nope.
PhatBassPlaya84: i was telling you and your monkey that i queef
Amazing Ted: Males don't queef.
PhatBassPlaya84: where the fuck do you and your jive work?
Amazing Ted: Wherever it can.
PhatBassPlaya84: I'm a cashier at this bullshit supermarket nearby, i start there tomorrow
Amazing Ted: That's nice.
PhatBassPlaya84: do you and your monkey smoke? Hint: Think about your pukey butt. drink? Huh? Huh? Wanna burn? get any ass
lately? Rhetoric doesn't suit us, though. Wanna get slapped? do you and your hand-job drive?
Amazing Ted: No to all of the above.
PhatBassPlaya84: want to hear a fuckin' funny ass story?
Amazing Ted: Not particularly.
Amazing Ted: Do you want to tell one?
PhatBassPlaya84: alright one day this bullshit fucking bitch came up to fuckin' my stupid ass and asked my stupid ass for my bloody
number and she gets caught stealing from this bullshit store nearby, she got arrested and called my stupid ass from jail to bail that
piece of shit out!
Amazing Ted: That's something. You should write that story.
PhatBassPlaya84: burn in HELL i just might. You are a pukey fuckmonster. i like getting feed back and shit
Amazing Ted: I know.
PhatBassPlaya84: are you and your hemorrhoids a virgin still? 'Cause you're about to get cracked. or did you and your hemorrhoids
already fuck some slut?
Amazing Ted: No.
PhatBassPlaya84: when do you start school? You've got ten seconds. i have to start school on september 4th this bullshit year
Amazing Ted: No thanks.
PhatBassPlaya84: are you gunna go to fuckin' any college? Fuckin' you should know. fuckin' what are your sorry future plans? That's the
fucking question. im gunna join up with the fucking dc police and bust crack dealers
Amazing Ted: fuck is an over used word in your vocabulary. Fuckity fuck fuck fuckers.
PhatBassPlaya84: yeah
PhatBassPlaya84: brb
PhatBassPlaya84: do you want to fuckin' see some funny ass site? Rhetoric doesn't suit us, though. Wanna get burning? that piece of
shit's WWW.Fuck.Fugly.com you'll like that piece of shit a whole shitload fucking bastard
PhatBassPlaya84: do i have a fuckin' dirty mouth or fuckin' what?
Amazing Ted: Nope. not really.
Amazing Ted: You just repeat the same words. Fuck isn't much of a dirty word when you use it constantly and remove all of its implications.
PhatBassPlaya84: i promise after this bullshit i wont say another curse word to you its quite funny though you should check out how in
the hell im doing this bullshit
Amazing Ted: I think I know what I'm talking about.
PhatBassPlaya84: what makes you think that???
PhatBassPlaya84: heh
PhatBassPlaya84: but i live in ca
Amazing Ted: So?
PhatBassPlaya84: yeah i live in fransancisco
Amazing Ted: Why?
PhatBassPlaya84: i forgot
Amazing Ted: No, you didn't.
PhatBassPlaya84: my name is mike
PhatBassPlaya84: want my pic? im real cute
Amazing Ted: <laughs>
PhatBassPlaya84: ok you dont believe me eh?
Amazing Ted: No.
PhatBassPlaya84: ok do you want to know something about sf?
PhatBassPlaya84: i'll rove it
PhatBassPlaya84: *prove
Amazing Ted: I live there.
PhatBassPlaya84: oh
PhatBassPlaya84: where at?
Amazing Ted: Not really.
PhatBassPlaya84: i live in park merced
PhatBassPlaya84: near stonestown BIATCH!
Amazing Ted: I exist.
PhatBassPlaya84: awwww hell yeha me 2
Amazing Ted: Sure.
PhatBassPlaya84: hey so where DO you live
Amazing Ted: I don't know.
PhatBassPlaya84: me neither
Amazing Ted: If you say so
PhatBassPlaya84: so do you know where you live yet?
Amazing Ted: No.
PhatBassPlaya84: when will you know?
Amazing Ted: Probably never.
PhatBassPlaya84: why not?
Amazing Ted: <shrug>
PhatBassPlaya84: ok
PhatBassPlaya84: i love you hot stuff
PhatBassPlaya84: oops!!!! wrong person!
Amazing Ted: No, you don't.
PhatBassPlaya84: im not gay like ur fat dick sucking mother
PhatBassPlaya84: you little prick
Amazing Ted: That doesn't make sense.
PhatBassPlaya84: yeah i knoe
Amazing Ted: If my mother were gay, why would she suck dick?
PhatBassPlaya84: Xactly
PhatBassPlaya84: so nigguh how you be doin'?
Amazing Ted: Typically unreal.
PhatBassPlaya84: ok
Amazing Ted: My name's Mike. I'm from San Francisco
PhatBassPlaya84: same
PhatBassPlaya84: i have a PIKTURE
Amazing Ted: If you say so
Amazing Ted: No you don't.
PhatBassPlaya84: you retarded half philipino-quarter chinese nigger named monkey queef
PhatBassPlaya84: its MY pic
Amazing Ted: I don't think you know what a queef is.
PhatBassPlaya84: yes
PhatBassPlaya84: what do cats and women have in common??
Amazing Ted: What is it then?
PhatBassPlaya84: pussy farts
Amazing Ted: It's not a fart though.
PhatBassPlaya84: but it IS ISSSSN'T it????
PhatBassPlaya84: what are YOUUUUUU doing?????
PhatBassPlaya84: no, what R UUUUUUUUUUUUU doing???????????????????
Amazing Ted: No. A queef is an expelling of air from the vagina that was taken into the body during sexual intercourse. A fart is gas that builds up in the body and is released. Understand the difference?
PhatBassPlaya84: watching the market recap drinking an import
