BloodyFudgeHole: you know, a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich
TLCtwisted: lol ???
TLCtwisted: asap
BloodyFudgeHole: i make you laugh?
TLCtwisted: the blt comment did
BloodyFudgeHole: you're The Loving Cook
TLCtwisted: so might i ask a question?
BloodyFudgeHole: i want my BLT
TLCtwisted: ahhhhh
BloodyFudgeHole: yeah?
BloodyFudgeHole: you might?
TLCtwisted: you've a rather violent screen name, are you into an alternative lifestyle perhaps?
BloodyFudgeHole: no its not
TLCtwisted: ???
BloodyFudgeHole: THIS: ViolentJ69666 is violent
TLCtwisted: yours as well?
BloodyFudgeHole: no
TLCtwisted: so again, might i ask where or how you chose your screen name?
BloodyFudgeHole: i just used my head
TLCtwisted: that was somewhat vague, lol
BloodyFudgeHole: what's up with YOUR name?
BloodyFudgeHole: hey get your mind out of the gutter, nasty person
TLCtwisted: my initials and believe me i am TWISTED
BloodyFudgeHole: oh yeah?
TLCtwisted: oh my yes
BloodyFudgeHole: ok lets have a competition
BloodyFudgeHole: see who is more twisted
BloodyFudgeHole: then if i win i get that BLT
TLCtwisted: ok, so how do we do this?
BloodyFudgeHole: by typing in the box as strange as we see fit, strange stuff
TLCtwisted: an example please? is this stuff about ourselves or stream of consciousness?
BloodyFudgeHole: ok
BloodyFudgeHole: hold on this might be long
TLCtwisted: ok
BloodyFudgeHole: Dear friends and family,
If you are reading this, then you must be a close friend, relative, or my girlfriend. These are the
only people who I am e-mailing this story to.
I am very sad to inform you of the tragic loss of a close friend, brother, mentor, and role model in my life.
As I sit here and type this letter, tear drops roll down my cheeks as a result of sadness. This was a very
special person in my life, and his life has been ended in such short years.
Grungar McDonkers Yonkers Honkers was shot and killed instantly with a squirt gun. The killer, Treyvontay
BoJackson Hitler, was found hiding underneath a bunch of Barney Blankets and stuffed teddy bears while eating
pink-frosted animal crackers with sprinkles (My favorite) Ahum! Excuse me... Treyvontay BoJackson Hitler was
arrested and detained. He was then taken to a local police station for police incrimination and a backround
check. His long list of criminal records indicate that Treyvontay BoJackson Hitler is a habitual serial
killer. He has killed over 600,001 people in the last two-years, five-months, seven-weeks, 21-days,
19-hours, 41,384-seconds, and 703,144.04 and 1/2 split-seconds.
His father, Ginkobaloba McNinders, told officials that he knew all about his son's killing spree. When
authorities questioned Ginkobaloba McNinders about why he didn't tell the police about it, he told them that
he (Ginkobaloba) was afraid that if his son ever found out about it, he would hunt him down and tickle him to
death.
News Reporter: "Do you swear to the Lord Jesus Christ that this is a true story?"
Anthony: "Just Listen..."
That was the conversation that took place between the news reporter and Anthony, the storyteller.
"He's done it before," Says Ginkobaloba McNinders. "When I escaped the 'Tickle Torture Death Lock,' He
grabbed me by the shirt, threw me onto the pile of warm, fluffy pillows, bent my finger back as hard as he
could, and forced his tongue to lick my eyeball so that I would be temporarily blind!"
TLCtwisted: WOW, did you write this??
BloodyFudgeHole: i pasted it i didnt write it sillhead
TLCtwisted: i assumed it was pasted, did you write it at some time in the past?
BloodyFudgeHole: i didn't
BloodyFudgeHole: Anthony did
BloodyFudgeHole: didn't you read it carefully?
TLCtwisted: you could be Anthony, really your true name is not bloody fudge hole is it?
BloodyFudgeHole: my name is mike
BloodyFudgeHole: you're so nosy
BloodyFudgeHole: ok so are you ready to get twisted with me?
TLCtwisted: of course! mine is tori btw
BloodyFudgeHole: nice name
TLCtwisted: thankyou
BloodyFudgeHole: tori
BloodyFudgeHole: i want you to get twisted, don't keep me waiting you twisted tori TLC freak
TLCtwisted: question first, do you know how to find a website thru aolhometown?
BloodyFudgeHole: aww your not twisted then, make me my BLT
TLCtwisted: i'll go it on my own with no props!
BloodyFudgeHole: ok
TLCtwisted: how do we start, the whole thing or alternating one line at a time?
BloodyFudgeHole: sure why not
TLCtwisted: i like going back and forth with the one liners?
BloodyFudgeHole: ok whatever
TLCtwisted: you start!
TLCtwisted: lol
BloodyFudgeHole: ok
BloodyFudgeHole: why did hitler kill himself?
TLCtwisted: am i building on yours or doing my own?
BloodyFudgeHole: ur own
BloodyFudgeHole: why did hitler kill himself?
TLCtwisted: Dom Ho came home from a hard nights luau
BloodyFudgeHole: no
BloodyFudgeHole: give up?
TLCtwisted: i thought i was doing my own????? i am supposed to be respomnding to yours?
BloodyFudgeHole: what are you doing?
BloodyFudgeHole: yes
TLCtwisted: lol
TLCtwisted: ok
BloodyFudgeHole: why did hitler kill himself?
TLCtwisted: because he was caught wearing women's panties by Himler
BloodyFudgeHole: he finally got the gas bill
BloodyFudgeHole: ur turn
TLCtwisted: cute cute cute
TLCtwisted: so th
TLCtwisted: these are jokes?
BloodyFudgeHole: yes
BloodyFudgeHole: i choose jokes, you can say jokes too if you have
TLCtwisted: ok, now i am following, sheesh, took awhile, sorry
BloodyFudgeHole: duhhh
TLCtwisted: true!
BloodyFudgeHole: ok ur turn
BloodyFudgeHole: you blonde
TLCtwisted: its the meds they gave me when they released me from the psych ward!
TLCtwisted: red
TLCtwisted: so a man walks onto an elevater and there is a gorgeous woman there, after several floors he leans over and asks her if he can smell her pussy
TLCtwisted: enraged she says "of course not!"
TLCtwisted: he replies, "Hmmmm, it must be your feet then"
TLCtwisted: no comment???
BloodyFudgeHole: nasty!!
TLCtwisted: ahhh but is it twisted??
BloodyFudgeHole: its nasty
BloodyFudgeHole: Why does a dog lick it's penis?
TLCtwisted: lol
TLCtwisted: because he can>
BloodyFudgeHole: because he cant make a fist.
TLCtwisted: ahhhh
BloodyFudgeHole: ur turn
TLCtwisted: 3 men are discussing the female body....and the question arises what must God be to create such a thing....
TLCtwisted: the first man says "God must be an artist because only an artist could create such beauty"
BloodyFudgeHole: oh i get it ha ha ha
TLCtwisted: the second man says "God must be a mathematician, because it takes a mathematician to create such exquisite dimensions"
TLCtwisted: the 3rd man says, "No you are both wrong, god has to be an engineer because only an engineer would put the rec room so close to the refuge
department
BloodyFudgeHole: lol
BloodyFudgeHole: Why do Paedophiles love Halloween?
TLCtwisted: ????
BloodyFudgeHole: Free Delivery.
BloodyFudgeHole: *pediphiles
TLCtwisted: oh god, you are twisted!
BloodyFudgeHole: go
TLCtwisted: 2 men are golfing behind two horrible female golfers, one man asks the other to go ask the women if they can go on by....
TLCtwisted: the man gets half way to the women and comes running back,,,
TLCtwisted: the other guy says whats wrong? the first man says one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress....
TLCtwisted: the second man says no problem, i will go....
TLCtwisted: half way there he turns and runs back
TLCtwisted: the second guy says what happened?
TLCtwisted: the first man says "small world"
BloodyFudgeHole: heh
BloodyFudgeHole: What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
TLCtwisted: ???
BloodyFudgeHole: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage
TLCtwisted: you're good! lol
BloodyFudgeHole: am i?
TLCtwisted: Did you hear they cancelled Easter?
BloodyFudgeHole: no
TLCtwisted: they found the body
BloodyFudgeHole: oh
BloodyFudgeHole: what's harder than nailing a baby to a tree?
TLCtwisted: ???
BloodyFudgeHole: nailing it to a dead puppy
TLCtwisted: sick!!!
TLCtwisted: oops company, might we continue later?
BloodyFudgeHole: ur turn
BloodyFudgeHole: yes one last joke
TLCtwisted: i will concede
BloodyFudgeHole: How do you make a dog sound more like a cat?
