BloodyFudgeHole: like E.D. you know it's like ..... E.D.
BloodyFudgeHole: Emotionally disturbed
eddroid: a little I guess. not enough to affect the way I function in society.
BloodyFudgeHole: so i guess you're a droid with e.d.?
eddroid: or how about a droid named "ed"?
BloodyFudgeHole: ohhhhh
BloodyFudgeHole: but you said you were a little disturbed
eddroid: well, it's a little "e.d."
BloodyFudgeHole: why would you be disturbed at all?
eddroid: life is disturbing. for example, your sn disturbs me.
BloodyFudgeHole: well ok but i found you under atheism do you have a problem with the lord?
eddroid: who's the lord?
BloodyFudgeHole: you know god?
eddroid: nope, doesn't sound familiar.
BloodyFudgeHole: THE god
BloodyFudgeHole: c;mon don't bullshit me
eddroid: sounds familiar, but i don't know him/her/it
BloodyFudgeHole: ok, if you're so clueless about who god is, why are you interested in atheism where there is an
absence of A god?
BloodyFudgeHole: i'm not talking about jesus or buddah here
eddroid: i don't deny that he exists. i just don't know who he is. so i still qualify as athiest.
BloodyFudgeHole: i'm just talking about THE god
BloodyFudgeHole: well ok
eddroid: what's THE god?
BloodyFudgeHole: he rules the universe
BloodyFudgeHole: jesus and buddah are his bitches
eddroid: the whole universe?
BloodyFudgeHole: yes
eddroid: the good, the bad, and the ugly?
BloodyFudgeHole: everything in it and everything outside of it
BloodyFudgeHole: yep
BloodyFudgeHole: his last name is Mcnidders
BloodyFudgeHole: i think.........
eddroid: he must not be a very nice person. he made me a little e.d.
BloodyFudgeHole: WHAT?!
BloodyFudgeHole: i cannot believe you down sized god's niceness
BloodyFudgeHole: what exactly did he do so bad to you?
eddroid: well, not just to me. There's lots of suffering in the universe.
BloodyFudgeHole: well then maybe we should vote god out of office
BloodyFudgeHole: wait a minute....... wasn't jesus supposed to have come last year?
eddroid: i guess... i don't know him either.
BloodyFudgeHole: i think god forgot to tell him to come eh?
eddroid: he didn't rsvp.
BloodyFudgeHole: i guess once you reach his age, your memory leaves and finds a new apartment
BloodyFudgeHole: so, how about them dolphins?
BloodyFudgeHole: pre-season started i think
eddroid: no time to watch sports.
BloodyFudgeHole: oh
BloodyFudgeHole: what do you do?
BloodyFudgeHole: are YOU THE god?
eddroid: work, girlfriend, school. that's it.
BloodyFudgeHole: god has to go to school?
eddroid: i don't think i'm god.
BloodyFudgeHole: thats very uncharacteristic
BloodyFudgeHole: you don't THINK you are......
eddroid: well, he needs to learn all this new Internet mumbo jumbo. he's making a web page.
BloodyFudgeHole: ahhhh cool
eddroid: no, I don't think i am
BloodyFudgeHole: is it complete?
eddroid: i don't know the address.
BloodyFudgeHole: GOD damn it
BloodyFudgeHole: hey how old are you? and are you a girl?
BloodyFudgeHole: i have a pic of myself
eddroid: 20/m
BloodyFudgeHole: i thought god was much older
eddroid: i don't think i'm god.
BloodyFudgeHole: oh but i bet you KNOW you are
eddroid: all i know is that I don't know anything.
BloodyFudgeHole: that didn't make any sence
eddroid: i don't allow myself to be bounded by the contraints of sense.
BloodyFudgeHole: but i still don't get how someone can be THE god and be atheist, you don't believe in yourself?
eddroid: i don't believe that i am god.
BloodyFudgeHole: you don't like sense?
BloodyFudgeHole: sense can be many things
BloodyFudgeHole: your 5 senses are one of them, things can MAKE sense and sense is a knowing
eddroid: what's your point?
BloodyFudgeHole: you are a very wierd person, you droid with E.D. who is the youngest mo fo for a god
BloodyFudgeHole: GOD DAMN ....!!!!
BloodyFudgeHole: not to mention you don't like sense
eddroid: i like sense. i just don't let it limit what I think and believe.
BloodyFudgeHole: but you dont believe in ANYTHING
eddroid: i believe in some things.
BloodyFudgeHole: ok then
BloodyFudgeHole: what DO you believe in
BloodyFudgeHole: ...
eddroid: i believe that F=ma, e=mc^2, pe=mgh, d=rt, etc.
BloodyFudgeHole: oh the scientist
BloodyFudgeHole: oh ok
BloodyFudgeHole: well guess what, I believe in science ALSOOOO
eddroid: good 4 u.
BloodyFudgeHole: so tell me what's your mom like with a son like you
eddroid: bitch
BloodyFudgeHole: don't call her that
eddroid: sorry
BloodyFudgeHole: don't tell ME sorry, apologize to her
eddroid: i can't. she's a bitch.
BloodyFudgeHole: hmp
BloodyFudgeHole: is she real fat?
BloodyFudgeHole: because according to my calculations......
BloodyFudgeHole: The mass of Your Mom at rest is approximately equal to that of a neutron star traveling at
(1-(10^-1000))c.
BloodyFudgeHole: and r' max=o1.5/(495 + 0.059401.5)=your mom's fat ass!
eddroid: no, she's not real fat.
BloodyFudgeHole: oh
BloodyFudgeHole: well i also have proof that...
BloodyFudgeHole: Your Mom is so massive that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a
light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters!
BloodyFudgeHole: i tested my theorys
BloodyFudgeHole: god approved them
eddroid: ok
BloodyFudgeHole: Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of
products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
BloodyFudgeHole: can you believe it?????
eddroid: why would anyone want a 12 variable function?
BloodyFudgeHole: THANK YOU so why believe in science? when you can belive in GOD!!! :-) :-) :-) :-)
eddroid: i bet that guy god probably uses 12 variable functions.
BloodyFudgeHole: he does
BloodyFudgeHole: 1=3, 3=-1, -1=69, 69=-1, because 2=2
BloodyFudgeHole: after i tested you mom, i found out that The derivative of your mom is strictly positive
BloodyFudgeHole: so in other words she believes in god
eddroid: i didn't know my mom was a differentiable function. i didn't know functions believed anything.
BloodyFudgeHole: its your function to believe in GOD, you somehow hacked into the system and deleted that
function
eddroid: no you did.
BloodyFudgeHole: are you serious?
BloodyFudgeHole: i made you atheist?
eddroid: sure, y not?
BloodyFudgeHole: i couldve only done that when you were 10 years old, at that time i wasn't even born yet!!
eddroid: u must be young.
BloodyFudgeHole: i am, i'm 9 and a half
eddroid: y am i wasting my time with a 9.5 yr old?
