BloodyFudgeHole: ok
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XhavepatienceX: is your fudge hole really bloody?
BloodyFudgeHole: yeah
XhavepatienceX: i had that one
BloodyFudgeHole: is YOURS?
XhavepatienceX: i got some cream to clear it up
BloodyFudgeHole: mmmmm
XhavepatienceX: it was called like "ass sweep 2034"
BloodyFudgeHole: by the way...
BloodyFudgeHole: do you have a pic as well?
XhavepatienceX: i have some
BloodyFudgeHole: ohh
XhavepatienceX: they are hot and heavy
BloodyFudgeHole: mmmmmmmm
XhavepatienceX: what?
BloodyFudgeHole: nothing just random thoughts
XhavepatienceX: sexual thoughts?
BloodyFudgeHole: soo... where do u live
BloodyFudgeHole: ooo i like smart men
XhavepatienceX: in a gnomes asshole
BloodyFudgeHole: ok
BloodyFudgeHole: u amke me precum
XhavepatienceX: really?:-)
BloodyFudgeHole: yaa
XhavepatienceX: thats grand!
BloodyFudgeHole: so u wanna cyber?
XhavepatienceX: like.... in real life?
BloodyFudgeHole: like RIGHT here RIGHT now
XhavepatienceX: like the van halen song?
BloodyFudgeHole: ha ha
XhavepatienceX: what are you telling me? are you cheating on me?
BloodyFudgeHole: noooooo
XhavepatienceX: ok ok you better not be
BloodyFudgeHole: ok babe
XhavepatienceX: you hung?
BloodyFudgeHole: what interests u sweetcheeks
XhavepatienceX: i like fast cars and fast men
BloodyFudgeHole: mmmm
BloodyFudgeHole: do u wanna be the butch or dike?
XhavepatienceX: the dyke
BloodyFudgeHole: r u there hunycheeks?
BloodyFudgeHole: oh ok
XhavepatienceX: yeah i am
BloodyFudgeHole: do you taste good?
XhavepatienceX: i taste like a mcDonalds ham egg and cheese bagel
BloodyFudgeHole: oh
BloodyFudgeHole: errrr do you at least smell good?
XhavepatienceX: yeah i do
XhavepatienceX: i smell like burnt toast
BloodyFudgeHole: lets cyber online
XhavepatienceX: online?
BloodyFudgeHole: yes
XhavepatienceX: cant we meet at the mall or something
BloodyFudgeHole: i wanna try my butt buddy out first
XhavepatienceX: ok.. cyber on me
BloodyFudgeHole: c'mon jobber you go first
XhavepatienceX: ok.. we are in my van
XhavepatienceX: and i pull out my snake
XhavepatienceX: and let it bite you
BloodyFudgeHole: mmmmm
BloodyFudgeHole: i take out my pecker stick and poke you in the eye
XhavepatienceX: now i am 3rd eye blind!
BloodyFudgeHole: a hahah
BloodyFudgeHole: you're such the funny man
XhavepatienceX: am iO:-)
BloodyFudgeHole: hey i forgot, we need to cyber in code, my boyfriend is around he might see my messages
XhavepatienceX: yeah yeah
XhavepatienceX: here is my code.. we walk into the park.. lights flicker. BOOM BOOM
BloodyFudgeHole: we'll call my wang a DON your pee pee is gunna be JOHNSON
BloodyFudgeHole: ok huny swirl?
XhavepatienceX: ok
BloodyFudgeHole: let me bite ur johnson softly
XhavepatienceX: johnson is on his sea doo out in crator lake
BloodyFudgeHole: mmmm
BloodyFudgeHole: don is swimming to your cum craft
BloodyFudgeHole: oops !!!
BloodyFudgeHole: cum will be Goofy
XhavepatienceX: dood.. don takes out his fishing pole and catches my trout
BloodyFudgeHole: don't goofy on me with johnson yet
XhavepatienceX: ok ok
BloodyFudgeHole: ok now where were we
BloodyFudgeHole: oh yes
XhavepatienceX: in the lake
BloodyFudgeHole: i bite at ur hard nipple
BloodyFudgeHole: wait wait i mean i bite at your hard kool-aide
XhavepatienceX: my nip turns flaming red and shoots a laser beam at you!
BloodyFudgeHole: i need you to frisk me
XhavepatienceX: why? do you have a hand gun on you?
BloodyFudgeHole: frisk me in my cornhole!!!!
XhavepatienceX: you listen to korn? what?
BloodyFudgeHole: oh yeah, jeez
BloodyFudgeHole: i mean frisk me in my poodle
XhavepatienceX: oooh
XhavepatienceX: your poodle has dinggel berrys i am sorry to say
BloodyFudgeHole: you can goofy in my poodle with your johnson while i lick your koolaide
XhavepatienceX: what?!?!?!
BloodyFudgeHole: it does?
XhavepatienceX: you whore
BloodyFudgeHole: hey that's not nice
XhavepatienceX: fucking dick!
BloodyFudgeHole: brucie you should neverrr call me a whore
