BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: Is there an airport nearby or is that just my rod taking off?
yelihua: what?
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: The cops think I have the hots for my loins. Quick! Let me hide in your colon.
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: Get your jacket.
yelihua: what r u talking about
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: If you'll mentally screw me, I'll let you bomb Norway.
yelihua: suck my dick
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: The cops think I have syphilis. Quick! Let me hide in your keyster.
yelihua: suck my asshole
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: Ream me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you?
yelihua: i don't know u
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: The Red Cross has certified me as the most vivid, best hole machine.
yelihua: whatever
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: The word of the day is face, so let's get back to my house HOUSE and T-Bone.
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: I know you don't know me, but is there an airport nearby or is that just my inner child taking off?
yelihua: asiandaily.com
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: Are your cheeks tired? Because they've been running from me all day.
yelihua: livescore.com
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: You're more radiant than midget on drugs.
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: I'm drunk but, but how about a radiant encounter of the juggling kind?
yelihua: wanna fuck?
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: Call me a jail-bait, but in Texas, we'd be sucking each other already.
yelihua: i am in texas
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: You're the loveliest salty sugar plum I've ever set my wart on.
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: You've got cosmetic surgery written all over you.
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: Don't look now, but may I end this sentence by humping your butt?
yelihua: sure
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: That's a nice mound- you selling timeshares?
yelihua: bbmpg.com
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: Call me a man-eater, but do you have a quarter so I can call my madam and tell her I just held the teenager of my
dreams?
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: You must get this a lot, but would you like to dance, or should I go hump myself?
BL00DYFUDGEH0LE: You're like a swan on drugs.
