Fart Warz!
Alright- This is key if you seek revenge on someone. All you do is boil a can of any type of beans. Then, you let them soak all night. In the morning, add a few spoonfuls of baking soda, and stir a little bit. This removes the gas in the beans (use this same tip if you want beans that will not give you gas). Then, separate the beans from the liquid. You now have gasless beans, and "gas-full liquid." This mixture will be of great use to you. 1-2 ounces will do the trick, but you must be discreet about how you get the liquid into a beverage. Of course, no one will flat out drink this, so slip it into a coke, or for fun at a party, into shots. Hehe. Just a little goes a long way, and will leave the person feeling like they want to die. Pungent gas will spew from them, and they will have no idea how they got it. Moreover, they will have cramps. This is a very useful tactic to combat assholes. Keep it in mind.
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