Toilet seat Terrorism.
Ahh, the toilet. Source of comfort, and from time to time, fountain of sublime humor. This is the single greatest toilet prank I've been privy to. Pun intended.
Materials:
* One Toilet, preferably public, school or dormitory. Must have liftable seat.
* Two ketchup packets (e.g. from McDonalds)
Here goes folks: lift up the toilet seat. Chances are, there will be a knob-like spacer on each side of the underside of the seat, near the front. Fold the ketchup packets in half, taking care to point the ends toward the middle of the toilet, and the fold outward. Place each ketchup packet directly under the spacer-knob thinger, and gently lower the seat back down.
Hilarity will abound when the next unsuspecting person sits on this seat. They are expecting release, comfort, and tranquility. Instead, they will get a crotchful of condiment.
I advise you to experiment with other sauces. Mayonnaise is too thick. Mustard is wonderful, as it is a bit runnier and more pungent than ketchup--however, it is harder to find. Taco bell hot sauce should only be used on the most heinous of your arch-enemies.
One of the beauties of this prank is the fact that the velocity of the ketchup is directly related to the weight of the victim and the force with which he or she sits down. Imagine the spectacle when a 300 pound biker squats on a thusly booby-trapped john.
On a personal note, I discovered this prank the worst way possible. My initial anger was only surpassed by my glee upon trying the prank myself.
If you are able to sit in a stall next to the booby-trapped toilet, this is the most enjoyable way of pulling this joke. However, excersize extreme caution, for you will have a very hard time keeping quiet when the poor shit next to you discovers your lovely surprise. The first time I did this, in order to keep from laughing and revealing myself as the prankster, I had to pinch my leg so hard I got a bruise. But, oh, was it worth it.
If you haven't the means or the strength to be witness to this prank, simply come back to the bathroom after you know someone has used it. The ketchup will be on the stall walls and all over the john. One guy that a friend of mine did this to had tried to mop up the mustard, to no avail. There was tissue-caked mustard under the seat and all over the wall. Imagine what his pants and socks looked like!
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